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 Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:59 pm
Vader said: Impressive.
Vader thought: At least he's using a lightsaber. Unlike that dumb corellian who used a blaster. Look where he ended up.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:13 am
Jabba sad as he's being choked) I dont have a neck! how is she doing this?!
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:44 am
First stormie on the Tantive IV: LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JJJEEEENNKIIINNNNSSSS
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:03 pm
Obiwan:that boy is our last hope
Yoda:no there is anouther
thought:if he fails destroy him crix madine will
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:18 pm
Said: General Madine will brief you on the mission
Thought: We'd send him, but one roundhouse kick aimed at the bunker and all of Endor'd be destroyed, Ewoks and all.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:58 pm
did: Kill Rancor in Jabba's palace.
Thought: ba ba ba ba daaa daa baa ba daaaaa. (final fantasy victory)
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:52 pm
Padme said: No you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other.
Padme thought: Oh god, oh god, take me now!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:04 pm
Said: I have a bad feeling about this.
Thought: Well, I should. I mean it's one ship with three healthy people and one sick old man against a battle station the size of a moon filled with a group including, but not limited to: The 501st legion, Grand Moff Tarken, Darth Vader, an army of Stormies and almost as many TIEs... Why wouldn't I have a bad feeling?
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:13 pm
Obi-Wan said: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin said: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
Anakin thought: Muahahaha. If you define 'closest thing to a father' as 'he whom i will destroy first when i become a sith lord!'
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:30 am
Vader said: I am your father.
He thought: Oh ********. You're as whiny as I am.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:12 pm
Said: Nooooooooo! That can't be true! That's impossible!
Thought: Actually, that makes quite a bit of sense, from a certain point of view.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:15 pm
Said: Annie, Im pregnant.
Thought: And it's all your fault you b*****d!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:45 am
Thought: Oh, I know what to do! I'm just gonna mess with that whiny Jedi Wannabe's brain! What can I say that'll screw him up the most? Oh, I know!
Said: No. I am your father!
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:49 pm
Said: No, there is another (hope).
Thought: You'd better get his bitchass to do what he needs to cuz I am NOT counting on his dumbass sister to get anything done..
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:40 pm
said: strike me down and i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
thought: oh, s**t!! i hope he seriously believes this, cause i is ********!!
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