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 Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:28 am
One silly idea friend of mine came up with was, if you're going out on the town and you fear for your safety take along a 14" rubber c**k. Hear me out before flaming me to hell, the benfits:
1) think about it, with 14" of semi hard rubber you can do a lot of damage.
2) think of the suprise factor for somebody attacking you if you whip out a big fat d***o, surely they are going to be so suprised they hesitate a second or two. They'll probably laugh themselves silly right up to the point they get it right in the face.
3)if you get stopped by the police you can claim its for your own personal pleasure....
4) if you do give someone a pasting with it they are going to be quite hesitent about pressing charges. "It was him officer! He beat me up with a rubber c**k!"
5) because it is a bit soft you are more likely to knock somebody out and/or severly concuss them and less likely to cut skin and break bones.
The drawbacks:
The only drawback I can see is the embarresment factor of wondering around with a rubber c**k
so who's gona be the first to come up with a c**k kata then?
I know this is a really stupid idea but it does make a kind of silly sense, one of the first laws of combat is suprise, what could be more suprising than somebody armed with a d***o and I certainly wouldn't want to get hit by one
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:06 am
DarklingGlory One silly idea friend of mine came up with was, if you're going out on the town and you fear for your safety take along a 14" rubber c**k. Hear me out before flaming me to hell, the benfits: 1) think about it, with 14" of semi hard rubber you can do a lot of damage. 2) think of the suprise factor for somebody attacking you if you whip out a big fat d***o, surely they are going to be so suprised they hesitate a second or two. They'll probably laugh themselves silly right up to the point they get it right in the face. 3)if you get stopped by the police you can claim its for your own personal pleasure.... 4) if you do give someone a pasting with it they are going to be quite hesitent about pressing charges. "It was him officer! He beat me up with a rubber c**k!" 5) because it is a bit soft you are more likely to knock somebody out and/or severly concuss them and less likely to cut skin and break bones. The drawbacks: The only drawback I can see is the embarresment factor of wondering around with a rubber c**k so who's gona be the first to come up with a c**k kata then? I know this is a really stupid idea but it does make a kind of silly sense, one of the first laws of combat is suprise, what could be more suprising than somebody armed with a d***o and I certainly wouldn't want to get hit by one Very interesting. =P Reason #4 is my favorite, because most people probably would be reluctant to press charges with circumstances like that. However, I'm never trying that.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:37 am
lol, I admit I'd be a bit reluctant to do it myself biggrin
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:08 am
Looks like I'm gonna be making trip to my local porn shop soon.....
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Delmar_Denban Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 5:01 pm
DarklingGlory so who's gona be the first to come up with a c**k kata then? *Takes out video camera*
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:42 am
Bruce-Ganked-Lee Looks like I'm gonna be making trip to my local porn shop soon..... Why? I'm sure my ex has enough for me to open a shop up with and live off the proceeds for the next 100 years eek
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:37 am
Jass Bruce-Ganked-Lee Looks like I'm gonna be making trip to my local porn shop soon..... Why? I'm sure my ex has enough for me to open a shop up with and live off the proceeds for the next 100 years eek Lol, that bad huh?
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:02 am
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Delmar_Denban Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:51 pm
*Discovers the connection between DarklingGlory and Bahvanta*
I thought there was something funny going on.....
*Thinks about a couples section in the guild*
Just Kidding............
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:52 am
Lol, Delmar, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Bahvanta, Bahvanta I'd like you to meet Delmar_Denban, resident ABG self defence expert, pay attention, he knows his s**t biggrin
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:50 am
biggrin ello! And nice to meet you
u sensed something funny eyy?
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:46 pm
bahvanta biggrin ello! And nice to meet you u sensed something funny eyy? Aye, I felt it in my head bones. I have many head bones. I love my head bones..........
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Delmar_Denban Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:04 pm
Delmar_Denban bahvanta biggrin ello! And nice to meet you u sensed something funny eyy? Aye, I felt it in my head bones. I have many head bones. I love my head bones.......... As we all should.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:22 am
Delmar_Denban Deimos_Strife Alright, but just to make sure i'll go there and ask for a sparring match to see if it really is good/bad, not that I don't trust you on your experience Delmar, but i'll have to try things out for myself, anyways, thanks. There is no sparring in Aikido so don't be suprised if they turn you down. The only way I can see it happening is if a practitioner has cross trained in something else in which case he wont be using Aikido. Sorry. Have been offline for the last couple of days. Aikido DOES have sparring! I know, I trained with it. We would often do sparring, where your oppenent would attempt to punch, kick, grab or grapple you in order to take you down. We even did multiple opponent sparring. Nuff said.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:31 am
Delmar_Denban As i've said countless times on different threads Aikido is a beatiful traditional system but nothing more. It breeds arrogance and mis-placed overconfidence. I disagree. Aikido is based on humbleness and humility. If one has ego then one cannot do Aikido effectively. It goes against the principles of Aikido. Delmar_Denban If you have ever seen a decent Aikido demonstration it looks very impressive to the un-trained eye. If you take a closer look you'll see that it is either, cheograpthied (sp?), over exagarated and more importantly the opponants are completely compliant. Most people judge Aikido by either watching a demo or by the fact that Steven (i can't act) Segal does it. In Aikido you must wait for your opponant to attack and then defend. Any martial artist who is versed in the ways of reality conflict knows that this is suicide. This is because of the philosphy of Aikido. O'Sensei was a pacifist who said that one should only use martial arts to defend themselves. The priciples of Aikido is that you take the bad chi that you oppenent is directing towards to and re-direct it back to them. To simply attack some one first is wrong. Delmar_Denban Also if you have ever watch Aikido practitioners train you'll see that every technique that is used is totally built on compliency. In other words the training partner of the person executing the technique allows the move to happen. The reason that you often see people training liek this is becuase, if the body locks up or the person in unfamiliar about how to fall or roll with the technique it is incredbly dangerous. Delmar_Denban Aikido is supposed to be a peaceful, non-violent self defence system, which is why it will never work in a violent situation. Violence must be countered with sheer unrelenting violence, not flowery techniques. What anoys me the most is that all of the Aikido practitioners i've come across are convinced that it works in a real situation like they've been ******** brain washed and refuse to listen to reason. Last year my boyfriend was mugged. His only training is in aikido. The guy grabbed him by the hand and tried to steal his cell-phone. My boyfriend recated and locked the guy, landing him face first in the tar road. Broke his nose and elbow. What more do you want from a martial art? Delmar_Denban Aikido fails at every range, especially grappling. Aikido is s**t, so are it's principles and so are 99% of it's practitioners. Aikido fails at grappling because they are s**t at it. Aikido vs Judo =Judo People try to compare Aikido with Judo, however judo is a far greater grappling system than Aikido. It's ground grappling is stronger and judos take downs and vertical grappling is more superior than most grappling arts out there. Aikido vs Any style of wrestling = Wrestling Aikido vs BJJ = HAHAHAHA f you take an Aikido practitioner to the floor it's game over. I am not even going to reply to this lot. Your use of language and tone suggest that you are not interested in a real debate and are only interested in abusing the name and ideals of aikido. I think that I have argued my case successfully. Morrigen
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