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 Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:49 am
Eulogy:
Kristin the Holy Ferret and her unimportant man slaves.
Kristin the Holy Ferret was an amazing specimen of furry beauty. She was loved by all and everyone wanted to be her. Sadly, earlier this evening she and her mindless-zombie-fan-boys were hit by a steam truck and killed. From now on, once a day at 9:30 pm, a gong will sound and everyone will spend one minute thinking of her.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:09 pm
Bob, inside the cabin by himself, began to think to himself 'Why is it everyone loves Kristin the Holy Ferret, perhaps I should rebel and dislike her?... I will think about this more later.'
After Bob was done he began to sleep on the cold ground, even though there was a bed 3 feet away, everyone knows Bob is possibly the stupidest Nymph you could ever meet.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:21 pm
Ashes woke up a random morning after the day o' spanking, and quickly retreated from her home. It blew up as she did, and she did a hawt matrix move as she jumped from the burning building.
Then, she went to go get some ice cream.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 7:22 pm
Bob, hearing the explosion hopes out of bed and see's Ashe getting ice cream. Bob, being the resourceful little Nymph he is decides instead of using his money to get ice cream he will simply steal some! Bob then, sneaks behind Ashe and pokes her shoulder, while she turns around Bob leaps up and steals her ice cream, running out to the open grasslands ahead.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:30 pm
When Ashes' ice cream is stolen, she got extremely angry and ran at a crazy-whoa-fast rate towards said bob.
She tackled him from behind and pinned him down.
Then, he dropped the ice cream.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:59 pm
Bob then latched onto Ashe while licking the ice cream off of the ground.
"Don't you feel cool having me to carry around?"
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:26 am
Ashes blinked at being jumped on, and started trotting around.
"Let's go get us some more ice cream, plzkthx."
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:21 pm
Bob stares up at Ashe. "Ok, but you're paying... I'm broke."
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