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 Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:56 am
Actually, it's all because we're lazy ********>
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:55 pm
Azalea Verde "Everything thats obvious usually goes right over my head. ^^" -Suicidecandy heart ItotallyjustaddedyoutothequoteslistbecauseIwasbored surprised O.O I feel so special! ::glomps:: domokun Give me a dollar! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED! mad
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:41 pm
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 7:34 pm
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:17 pm
Sorry to say, I didn't get that joke.
It was a joke, right?
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:52 pm
Blank Dice Sorry to say, I didn't get that joke.
It was a joke, right? Nope, if it was a joke I would have laughed at it. =3
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:32 am
Suicidecandy Blank Dice Sorry to say, I didn't get that joke.
It was a joke, right? Nope, if it was a joke I would have laughed at it. =3
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:29 pm
Blank Dice Suicidecandy Blank Dice Sorry to say, I didn't get that joke.
It was a joke, right? Nope, if it was a joke I would have laughed at it. =3 Jokes make me cry... when they are bad. mad
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:32 pm
*Humps thread*
*Runs away*
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:51 am
Raulnor *Humps thread*
*Runs away*You need to repromote me, or you won't be allowed to hump me anymore mad
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:12 pm
=f OMG! IYT IS EYES! HAHAHAHAHA! *falls down*....
Favorite Joke: "The reason George Busche is so fit and smart is cause he eats at McDonalds for every meal".
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:47 am
A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"
"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.
"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.
"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:48 am
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had received a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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