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Would you bone me? (You know you would.)
Hell yes...!
46%
 46%  [ 7 ]
...You scare me...
20%
 20%  [ 3 ]
Make the pretty lady stop!
33%
 33%  [ 5 ]
Total Votes : 15


NECRO DISASTER
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:42 am
lol I'll admit that is rather funny...  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:09 am
Mr Legion
Fair sirs, thou hast a wager. lol Odd's bodkins, for the day Jolly Legion cannot raise a laugh from a lady is like unto the day the Lionheart shall not avail himself of a piece of tail! I prithee!

*Capers in front of JJ, squeaks bladder-on-stick*

Gadzooks, mi'lady! ( stare Laugh at this, JJ, and we get to see Hally eat that bloody afro. Just play along, okay?) lol Richard de Clare, first Duke of Waterford, spake unto his men-at-arms, and the manner of his spake-ing was : "Mine dog hath no nose!" Up spake brave Ser Con de Valise - quoth he: "But my liege-lord, how then does he smell?" To which the redoubtable Duke riposted: "Terrible!"
lol For, ye see, they conversed at cross-purposes! OhoHO!

*Does handstand, squeaks bladder-on-stick, grins maniacally*


*Glances back and forth between everyone.*

Wait, what did he just say? I understood the words, but I swear he isn't speaking english... eek  

Mystrunner
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NECRO DISASTER
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:53 am
It's actually rather simple, basicly it goes:

It's a bet, cos the day I can't make her laugh is the day George Bush finishes the Cryptic Crossword.

So this guy d**k, right, he says to some of his mates "My dog hasn't got a nose.", and then they say "So how does he smell?" and d**k says "Terrible."

It's a bad joke.  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:31 am
Worse Joke:

What's brown and sticky?


-a stick.  

Sessuriyu
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NECRO DISASTER
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:30 pm
*Beats Sess with the stick.*  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:10 pm
But.. you laughed!!

you..

laughed..

eerrrrrgggggh...

*falls unconscious*  

Sessuriyu
Crew


NECRO DISASTER
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:54 am
Ahhhh, that feels much better....

*Pours himself a nice whiskey.*  
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:55 pm
What, they don't teach you Old English in the States? wink I have more...

*Looks around at the uniformly hostile faces*

...but maybe that's best left for later. sweatdrop Much later...  

Mr Legion
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Jadeelf
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:44 am
crying

*sniffs, wipes away tears*

I think I'm okay now. ...But I'm vewwy vulnerable at the moment.

*Walks over to Sess and kicks him in the balls*

OKay, now I feel much better. 3nodding  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:44 pm
Glad to help.  

Sessuriyu
Crew


NECRO DISASTER
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:01 pm
You're like a punchbag that says "Thank you"!  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:07 pm
So... I'm not loved?  

Sessuriyu
Crew


Jadeelf
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:08 pm
No, no you aren't.  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:30 pm
Sessuriyu
So... I'm not loved?


Well, I love to hit you, if that counts?  

NECRO DISASTER
Crew


Sessuriyu
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:51 pm
Hmm..
tough love. It counts! blaugh  
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