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 Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:17 pm
xD Did Sasuke forget how keen a ninja's senses are?
Daughter: *Walks in and slams door* DADDY.
Sasuke: .. ?
Daughter: You ruined my date!
Sasuke: Lies. I was at home all night.
Daughter: Who else would send Uncle Naruto to spy on us?
Sasuke: .. Your boyfriend's parents?
Daughter: DAD.
Sasuke: So did he dump you?
Daughter: I HATE YOU.
Sasuke: I'll take that as a yes. "Yes!"
Daughter: I wish Uncle Tachi was my father! *Runs to her room*
Sasuke: .. SAKURA. He's brainwashing our children!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:36 pm
xDD Yeah, and Naruto isn't the stealthiest of ninja. Shame on Sasuke.
I can see the following conversation between Itachi and Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi.
Itachi: Sasuke.
Sakura: >> Do you two ALWAYS start of a conversation that way?
Sasuke: Sakura.
Sakura: ...I'm on it. *sighs and leaves*
Sasuke: I want you to stay away from my children.
Itachi: *smirks* She figured out you sent Naruto to spy on her.
Sasuke: Do you know what she SAID to me?
Itachi: Um. No.
Sasuke: She wished that YOU were her father.
Itachi: Ah.
Sasuke: Do you know WHY that would be?
Itachi: umm...maybe because I would let her go out every once in a while WITHOUT a spy, and not giving her a curfew of what...7 o'clock?
Sasuke: STOP BRAINWASHING MY CHILDREN.
Itachi: I'M NOT BRANWASHING YOUR CHILDREN.
Sasuke: *growls* YES YOU ARE!
Itachi: NO I'M NOT!
Daughter: *from another room* YOU TELL HIM, UNCLE!
Sasuke: *from another room* DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE SPATULA, SASUKE-KUN!
Sasuke: o.o....>< I HATE you, Itachi.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:56 pm
That is like, SOO offically our little insider. SPATULA! >w<
This is quite entertaining! ^o^
Now... what about Sasuke cooking? When Sakura's gone? >.>
Sasuke: *stirring soup*
Sayuki: Dad, I'm homee.. AHHHHHH!!! WHO ARE YOU! YOU ARN'T MY DAD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY FATHER!!!
Sasuke: *sighs* Your mothers gone for a while. So get used to this sight. *ruffles the apron.*
Sayuki: *mouth wide open and blinks* I wasn't expecting you to be the kind of dad that wore aprons, and... um... hairnets?
Sasuke: I don't want to have to go to the parlor again to get my beautiful hair spiked. *huffs*
Sayuki: I'm guessing I got my hair from you then?
Sasuke: No. Your got your pink hair from your mother, dear.
Sayuki: Dad?
Sasuke: Yeah?
Sayuki: I think the soup's done! *points to the smoking pot causing the fire alarms to go off*
Sasuke: Oh yeah!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:04 pm
xD Hehe.
Sasuke: Okay, dinner's ready. Come sit down and eat!
Girls: *sits down and look at the food*....*look at each other and gulps*
Toddler Son: *looks at his plate* ....What is it?
Sasuke: Tomato soup.
Toddler: Then why is it green?
Sasuke: ...*casts a genjutsu* No, it's red.
Toddler: It was green just a second ago, Daddy, I swear!
Sasuke: Be quiet and eat your food.
Girls: >> We're on diets, bye! *runs out of the room*
Toddler: *takes a bite* ......o.o *cries*
Sasuke: D< Please, it's not THAT bad. *takes a spoonful and eats it* ....o.<....*runs to the bathroom*
*an hour later*
Sasuke & Children: *eating takeout*
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:17 pm
xd Sasuke.. cooking? And in charge of the kids? Sakura should have hired a professional..
Sasuke: *Watching TV* .. -Stomach growls-
Daughter #1: Daddy.. I'm hungry..
Sasuke: I'm out of money.
Daughter #2: Then can some guys take us out?
Sasuke: No.
Daughter #3: Why not!?
Sasuke: Because your father has spoken.
Daughters: .. Uncle Tachi would let boys take us out.. *All pout and leave*
Sasuke: *Crushes the remote control*
-Hours later-
Sakura: ^.^ Oh, I'm so glad to be home! *Walks inside her home to be glomped by her daughters* .. o_o?
Daughters: Daddy's making us starve! And he's a horrible cook! He tried to poison us!
Sasuke: -From another room- LIES.
Sakura: >_> Sasuke-kun! I bought a souvenir for you! *Holds up a golden spatula*
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:24 pm
Sasuke: ...W-where did you get a GOLDEN spatula? Where'd you go anyway?
Sakura: I went to your brother house for some chicken and...
Sasuke: *smashes remains of smashed remote*
Daughter: *spies from diffrent room* Daddy's going on a rampage again!
Other Daughter: -sigh- I'll call Kakashi-sama...
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:28 pm
XD! They call Kakashi!
Kakashi: *picks up the phone* Hello?
Oldest daughter: Kakashi-san?
Kakashi: Oh, hey. What is it? Does Sasuke need money for takeout?
Daughter: No, Mom's home.
Kakashi: Oh. Good! n.n
Daughter: She brought back a golden spatula.
*silence*
Kakashi: *sighs* I'm on my way.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:30 pm
Kakashi Arrives!
Kakashi: Well I'm here...WTF o.0
- Sakura is chasing Sasuke around the living room madily flaying the spatuala-
Sakura: GET BACK HERE!
Sasuke: SPOUSE ABUSE, SPOUSE ABBBBUUUUSSSEEE! -ducks behind Kakashi and clings to his leg- Save me!
Kakashi: ........-reads Come Come Paradise-
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:36 pm
xd
Hey, what if ITACHI had a little bugger. xD And he was at Sasuke's house 'cause their babysitting him/her.
Ita's Kid: *pokes head into the kitchen* Aunt Sakura? Whatcha doing?
Sakura: Cooking breakfast. Do you wanna help? n.n
Ita's Kid: Yeah! <3 *rushes into the kitchen*
Sakura: Hun, hand me a spatula for the eggs.
Ita's Kid: *digs in the utinsels and pulls out a gold spatula* Here ya go! ^_^
Sakura: Not that one.
Ita's Kid: Huh?
Sakura: I use that one to hit your Uncle with. ^_^
Ita's Kid: *laughs*
Sasuke: *peeking inside the kitchen* *glares* Damn Itachi...first my children....now my WIFE. *crushes the empty soda can he was drinking*
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:47 pm
Sasuke:...Itachi's kid
Itachi's Kid: ....Uncle Sasuke
- glare-
Sakura: ....Sasuke-kun...
Naruto: *pops out of nowhere* NARUTO! ^.^
Itachi's kid: MEEP! -hides behind Sakura- AUNT SAKURA! HE DID IT AGAIN!
Naruto kid: Daddy...why are we at the psyco house again...?
Yup, Naruto's got a little kid too!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:17 pm
XD
Sasuke's youngest: *looks at Ita's kid* We have one cwazy family.
Ita's kid: *nods* Agweed.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:15 pm
hahaha this is funny. u guys r good rofl golden spatula hehe now thats funny!
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:54 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:14 am
xD Yeah. So much for the "honorable and prestegious" Uchiha clan.
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:06 am
"Honorable and prestegious"? .. >_> Yeah, right. This is the NEW generation. The Uchiha Clan, version 2.0!
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