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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:39 pm
*Muffins kills Kasey Kahne and he falls to the ground* Um...uh... *uses jr as a human shield and puts a muffin to his head* Stay back or jr gets it! MU ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love the chatter box!
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:18 pm
crying NOOOOOES!
You have forced me to use...drastic measures.
*opens curtains to reveal Matt Kenseth and Tony Stewart*
If you don't let Jr. go, I'll have them...SWITCH TEAMS!
Matt and Tony - "Um, we're under contract for the next few years."
SILENCE! Or would you like to have Kasey find your diaries?! twisted
Tony - "Yeah right, like you have my diary."
Hmm...let's see...'Sunday, July 23rd: I got to thinking about Kasey while driving again. Clint Bowyer was talking about how dreamy Kasey was, and how Kasey looks twice as dreamy while looking though an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's. The more I thought about it, the madder I got! Then I see Clint by me on the track. Let's see how dreamy he thinks Kasey looks through tire smoke! I felt kinda bad the Carl got caught up in the wreck, cause he looks sorta dreamy too...'
Tony - " crying STOP! I'LL DO IT!"
Matt - "You're a bad person!"
Me or Tony?
Matt - "BOTH OF YOU! Wait is that Kasey dead over there?"
No, just a cardboard cutout...I hope. Um...*points at triple* HE DID IT!
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:26 pm
Uh.....well........*throws muffin at Tony's head killing him instantly and runs*
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:47 pm
*sees Triple running and pulls out Muffin sniper rifle*
One shot, one muffin!
*Pulls trigger, Muffin comes shooting out of gun and strikes Triple in back of head, but harmlessly bounces off*
Crap! A dud!
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:07 pm
............okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy eek
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:21 pm
*runs back, gets muffin, eats muffin and runs some more*
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:08 pm
Don't mind us, we're silly.
*sights in Triple with muffin cannon and fires*
Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!
*muffin misses*
Crap!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:51 pm
*runs over to Jr.s car and adjusts the wedge so the car won't handle well for Martinsville and fires muffin back at the cat your holding*
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:17 pm
*cat catches Muffin in mouth and eats it*
Kitty! I thought you hated muffins!
*cat vomits*
gonk Curses! You win this time Triple, but I WILL be back! Your Muffin skills will be of NO USE to you next time! MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
*starts to sneak away as track workers show up to clean up mess*
Oh yeah, one more thing...
*sets cat down, who resets the wedge on Jr.'s car*
Good work Kitty! Now where was I? Ah yes, MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:44 pm
AK! *blows up Jr.s car with muffin granade*
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:53 pm
*Jr's pit crew tackles then beats the crap out of Triple*
Um..Don't kill him guys! Please? I sorta feel responsible for him since I'm a crew member in our guild.
PIT CREW - "Naw, we're just gonna force feed him this cat vomit after we beat him within .000016in of his life!"
eek You guys have fun.....
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:53 am
Um...um...I got nothin........MUFFINS!!!
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:38 pm
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:11 pm
Pirates and Ninjas...together? eek
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