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 Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:13 pm
Mirror mirror on the wall...
where's my lampshade?!
It only takes an hour...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:17 pm
it only takes an hour...
... to get drunk enough to try on a lampshade
This lampshade joke...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:18 pm
This lampshade joke...
has been beatten like a dead horse.... viciously.
Beatting dead horses is...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:29 pm
Beatting dead horses is... is ever worse then the lampshade jokes
on the other side...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:33 pm
On the other side...
Hardee's has really, REALLY awesome chocolate shakes.
I'm going to...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:09 pm
go outside and run around naked!
Love is like
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:12 pm
Love is like
an apple, leave it untouched too long and it will spoil and rot.
Picking pecks of pickled peppers...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:25 pm
Peter pranced prettily.
I feel like...
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:15 pm
I feel like...
eatting a pie... in one bite.
If cows had wings...
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:43 pm
....they would give us strawberry milk
If monkeys could talk....
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:37 pm
...the intelligence quotient of the world would skyrocket.
MaryAnn was a young woman of questionable...
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:51 am
...faith that she thought she lost it.
The heart is very fragile...
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:04 am
The heart is very fragile and easy to break when trampled on.
on this very minute...
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:22 am
On this very minute........we have another game to play
we are spinning...
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:09 pm
.....out of control into a black hole
Amtrak is slow but.....
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