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 Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:57 pm
Ocarina_dude Flameing Knight at the end of time the start of eternity and secont to begining tommorow? the apocalypse?
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:51 pm
The big bang theory is my answer,
It starts with old planets that die out and begin to whither. Then they become hit with asteroids, blah blah blah, soon the planet is destroyed and all that's left is a nebula. After gathering millions of newtons of energy it creates planets again. I know I didn't use the right words but it's been a few years since I finished studying that. While I was studying I refused to do my work half the time and said it was against my religion.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:57 pm
Ok, here is a funny joke/riddle. It deals with Little Johnny a boy in the 1st grade who's mom and dad are drunk, pill poppers, and lazy. This kid has had exposure to things a child his age should never have seen/heard or anything.
*This joke won't offend (usually) but some people don't like it*
Little Johnny is in class one day and his teacher says "Ok class lets play a game. Guess what I am holding behind me back it's round and red." Johnny raises his hand and answers, "Oh I know it's an apple!" The teacher replies "No johnny but I like the way your thinking." She places it back on her desk and grabs something else, "Ok now what is it this time? It's skinny and yellow." Johnny raises his hand and replies, "It's a banana teacher!" She replies, "Wrong again Johnny but I like the way your thinking." At this time johnny got ticked off being wrong twice and reached into his pocket. "Ok here's one for you. It's round, hard, and has a head." The teacher replies "Go to the Office Johnny." He looks at his teacher and says, "Wrong, but I like the way your thinking!" Johnny winks at his teacher and pulls out a quarter.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:46 am
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:50 pm
Erim_is_Iris The big bang theory is my answer, It starts with old planets that die out and begin to whither. Then they become hit with asteroids, blah blah blah, soon the planet is destroyed and all that's left is a nebula. After gathering millions of newtons of energy it creates planets again. I know I didn't use the right words but it's been a few years since I finished studying that. While I was studying I refused to do my work half the time and said it was against my religion. no its really simple
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:24 pm
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:04 pm
now?
yesterday?
earlier?
or later?
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:39 pm
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:51 pm
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:58 pm
Very well.
-composes self and inhales to begin-
I.......
don''t know any. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:00 pm
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:07 pm
Erim_is_Iris Ok, here is a funny joke/riddle. It deals with Little Johnny a boy in the 1st grade who's mom and dad are drunk, pill poppers, and lazy. This kid has had exposure to things a child his age should never have seen/heard or anything. *This joke won't offend (usually) but some people don't like it* Little Johnny is in class one day and his teacher says "Ok class lets play a game. Guess what I am holding behind me back it's round and red." Johnny raises his hand and answers, "Oh I know it's an apple!" The teacher replies "No johnny but I like the way your thinking." She places it back on her desk and grabs something else, "Ok now what is it this time? It's skinny and yellow." Johnny raises his hand and replies, "It's a banana teacher!" She replies, "Wrong again Johnny but I like the way your thinking." At this time johnny got ticked off being wrong twice and reached into his pocket. "Ok here's one for you. It's round, hard, and has a head." The teacher replies "Go to the Office Johnny." He looks at his teacher and says, "Wrong, but I like the way your thinking!" Johnny winks at his teacher and pulls out a quarter. Thats sounds like a joke my friend would tell me if he knew it.
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