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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:49 pm
*as the popcorn is successfully saved, he tosses chaos his awesome lazer pointer*
I tore off the warning label, so have fun biggrin
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:27 pm
Thanks man!
*He quickly directs the lazer pointer straight for Lash Tamaron's eye* Take that my fiersome friend!
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:07 am
"Ha! That will have no... " Lash Tamaron covers his eye in pain, "Ow, that really hurt!" He hits himself in the back of the head, popping his eyes out into his hand. "And I just got these, too, you b*****d." He throws the eyes at Chaos with disgust and turns away from him. When he turns back to him, two tanto-style daggers protruding from the sockets.
"KNIFE-EYE ATTACK!" Lash Yells furiously, charging forward with a murderous look in his knives.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:49 pm
Oh noes this might get funny. *runs around in a circle for a minute then thinks of something* aha i gots it! *gets out a hand grenade and tosses it into traffic and the cars explode all slow-mo like and scatter all over the place*
...not a good idea.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:23 pm
Ewww!!! This is disgusting! *He juggles the two eyes in his hands, not sure what to do with them, then he notices Lash running at him with knives sticking out of his eye sockets*
Holy S*$&! *He tosses the eyes at Lash right as the gernade goes off* Oh...that can't be good.... *A side mirror smacks him in the back of the head, sending him flying head first for Lash's torso in a slow-motion event with spit flying and head-distortion effects from the force of the mirror*
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:43 pm
*as all the cars are flying everywhere he gets out a chess board* anyone up for a game?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:04 pm
During the combat, Blade had run away to get a car.
A red, Mercedes Benz convertible that is! He drives down the busy street at 124 miles per hour, weaving in and out of city traffic in a way you wouldn't think possible at that speed. Behind him the the police, the mob, and and an alien spacecraft are chasing him.
As he approaches the combat scene, he uses the curb as a brief force, then uses the front of T-bird followed by an SUV to catapult himself in to the air.
As the car spins in a dramatic slow-mo, turning completely upside-down in midair over the battling warriors, he unleashes a flurry of machine gun fire at them both.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:17 am
*Still fall/flying in slow-mo towards Lash, he pulls a remote out of his pocket and pauses the sequence*
Now wait a minute, I think I've seen this all somewhere else before.... *Rewinding a tape a bit, he shows the TV to everyone else*
Yup, see?! There it is, in car shooting scene the car is flipped over the other and the guy starts shooting from above. It's from that one sh, AH SON OF A WHORE!!!! *A stray bullet takes off a chunk of his finger*
Who pressed play?! I was not ready for that! Ah the freaking hurts! Was it you crazy chess guy?! God that is painful!!! *He lobs a rock with his good hand at the man still, strangely enough, floating in his car overhead* You and your freaking bullets, dang it that stings!
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:49 am
*walking around, nothing special happens, he then goes into best buy and watches the movie on the tv's*
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:34 am
The eyes impale themselves upon the daggers looking straight up, so that he somehow is able to see the car above him seconds before the rain of bullets, giving him enough time to open his umbrella and plant the butt of it in the ground. He grabs the shaft and uses is to simultaneosly brake his forward momentum (from the knife-eye attack) and deliver a kick to one of the passing bullets, shooting it into one of the gas tanks of the cars that survived the grenade, launching it into the air in a collision course with the Benz.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:31 pm
Now's my chance! *Using his new-found technique, he lunges toward Lash, flicking his finger at lash in mid leap. This action causes blood to shoot out of the wounded finger, flying towards Lash in an unbelievable slow-motion event*
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:37 am
The blood splatters on Lash's red yukata, harmlessly and invisibly. All the same, he looks down and brushes at the stain that isn't really there.
He looks back up at King Chaos, Staring daggers at him.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:09 am
Those movies sucked. *sees everyone running around in slow-mo and killing each other* looks like fun biggrin *gets out his combat knife and charges in at the the slow-mo violence*
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:43 pm
*Noticing the two knife-armed opponents, and the still-floating man in the car, and his failed tactic, he gets an idea. He leans out of the way of the new opponent, while sticking his foot out as to trip him. If everything goes acording to plan, the two should stab eachother to death*
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:06 pm
Blade leaps downward from the Mercedes, his greatsword brandished as the second car crashes into his, creating a massive explosion that adds unbelievable momentum to his strike as he comes down on Chaos.
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