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 Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:12 pm
Granted but it makes soo much sense that it realize that it is useless so the fundies go out and find another thing to make and follow with blind faith
I wish I could manipulate gravity
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:40 am
Granted, but it goes wrong and you end up crushing yourself into the size ofa paper cup eek
I wish that it was summer already, with all my exams finished!
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:27 am
Granted, but you went through them so fast that you failed all of them. And it got so hot in summer, that you turned into a flaming crisper.
I wish my cat wasn't as fat.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:11 pm
Granted, but he becomes malnourished and dies.
I wish nothing bad happened to me as a result of this wish.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:20 pm
granted, but so much good stuff hapens to you, that as a result of the good stuff that is a result of the wish, a jealous psycho kills you (blame the psycho, not the wish)
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:47 am
Granted but now some sick perverts have their way with you
I wish I can Warp reality to my own will
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:42 am
shinobikun Granted but now some sick perverts have their way with you I wish I can Warp reality to my own will
I wish that I was beautiful in every way: breath-takingly stunning in appearance; sweet natured without this burning jealousy, confusion and uncertainty inside me; and possessing a melodic, rich, soft voice.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:50 am
Granted, but you also become ******** retarded.
I wish this text was no longer invisible.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:56 am
Waffle Dem0n Granted, but you also become ******** retarded. I wish this text was no longer invisible.
Granted, but OH NOES! As well as going visible, it grows so big it stretches the page, and greatly annoys everyone. They decide to kill you.
I wish that the infestation of my town and the surrounding 10 miles or so by greenflies and midges would come to an end. You can look out of the window and see a distorted world, the air is so thick with them xp
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:47 pm
Muaethia Waffle Dem0n Granted, but you also become ******** retarded. I wish this text was no longer invisible.
Granted, but OH NOES! As well as going visible, it grows so big it stretches the page, and greatly annoys everyone. They decide to kill you.
I wish that the infestation of my town and the surrounding 10 miles or so by greenflies and midges would come to an end. You can look out of the window and see a distorted world, the air is so thick with them xp Man, did you know that when thi game was created in the Jolt.uk threads, i was there? I witnessed its birth! and now it spread to gaia (after numerous failed attempts by me. as for your wish: fine. The greenflies and midges ar replaced by midgets and Greenspans, who mumble about capital influx while stealing your underpants. Life is hell I wish I had a pony I wish I had bologna i wish I had a pony, made out of Bologna
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:51 pm
Darth Nader wrote:
as for your wish: fine. The greenflies and midges ar replaced by midgets and Greenspans, who mumble about capital influx while stealing your underpants.
Life is hell
I wish I had a pony
I wish I had bologna
i wish I had a pony, made out of Bologna
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Granted but the bologna pony is infected with bacteria left by the poop of the greenflies and midges who nested on it on their migration out of Waffle DemOn's town and you don't realize it til after you've eaten half of it.
I wish my ancient heap of metal would run well and efficiently for another 5 or 10 years even tho people keep pointing at me when I drive down the street.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:20 pm
copperforest Darth Nader wrote: as for your wish: fine. The greenflies and midges ar replaced by midgets and Greenspans, who mumble about capital influx while stealing your underpants. Life is hell I wish I had a pony I wish I had bologna i wish I had a pony, made out of Bologna ---- Granted but the bologna pony is infected with bacteria left by the poop of the greenflies and midges who nested on it on their migration out of Waffle DemOn's town and you don't realize it til after you've eaten half of it.
I wish my ancient heap of metal would run well and efficiently for another 5 or 10 years even tho people keep pointing at me when I drive down the street.Granted, but in exactly five years, the breaks stop working and you're hit by an oncoming break pad delivery truck. I wish everything was blue, and that humans could tell the difference between every shade and had a different name for each.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:14 pm
Granted, but then an attack party of Ixxle invade, but they go undetected because everything is BLUE.
I wish this statement was true.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:28 pm
Superior Jazz Granted, but then an attack party of Ixxle invade, but they go undetected because everything is BLUE. I wish this statement was true. Granted, but the Ixxle have a sex change and then they turn Pink. Thus the world is infected with Pink Ixxle Hippie Virus.
I wish that if I spoke to my pet cats that they could talk back in the human language.
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