Thatlatu
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*13 crazy hippies come out of the hippy house, and start using disco-do (disco jitsu) on the loggers logging*
HEAD HIPPY:
"We'll show you the true power of communism and pot!"
HIPPIES:
"Hippy power!"
*put hands in center*
*Dance around in a circle*
((all enemies are turned into tofu-statues.))
"yay!"
AS HIKER WHO DOESN'T LIKE TREES:
"You may have killed mah crew, but I won't let you turn me into fertilizer!"
*Runs at Zort*
AS ZORT:
*waits...*
AS HIKER WHO DOESN'T LIKE TREES:
"Yaaaah!"
*is really close to Zort*
AS ZORT:
*steps aside, puts leg out*
AS HIKER WHO DOESN'T LIKE TREES:
*trip*
"Aaaugh!"
*wump!*
AS ZORT:
*grabs shotgun, aims at hiker's head*
"Die, schmuck!"
AS HIKER WHO DOESN'T LIKE TREES:
"Curse ye!"
AS ZORT:
*pulls trigger*
AS SHOTGUN:
"Ka bam!"
AS HIKER WHO DOESN'T LIKE TREES'S BRAINS:
"Schplorp!"
*on ground*
AS ZORT:
*high pitched, evil cackle*
---END OF BATTLE---
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