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 Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:58 am
"Stand aside everyone! I take LARGE steps!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:33 pm
My uncle was talking to me and I don't remember what I said, but he responded,
"Well, you can lead a horse to water but if you hit him on the head with a shovel he still falls down."
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:51 pm
my intire life is uber-random, its too hard to pick out one specific moment of randomness
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:56 pm
[x] I-love-you [x]
~~~~~~~~~~~
In the middle of cuddling with my boyfriend last week he suddenly yelled "Never monkey with another monkey's monkey!!"
Needless to say, I was scared XP
~~~~~~~~~~~
.:65 hours:.
:: Three days ::
til luff becomes pride.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:27 pm
ZeeFishee I went to the toy store with my best friend and her new boyfriend once. My friend went into the bathroom and that left her boyfriend and I a few minutes to get to know one another.
After a few seconds of silence I blurted out, "Sure is hard pleasuring yourself when you've got hooks for hands."
I haven't hung out with him ever since. I can't imagine why. ;3
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:32 pm
On a school feild trip three of my friends were running around the tour boat yelling at random people "ARE YOU CHOKING!!". It was really funny. They saw a sign on how to give someone cpr if they are choking and the first thing your supposed to do is ask if they are choking. They thought it was weird because people can't respond if they are choking. So they decided to be weird and go around asking everyone if they were choking. And then when I was choking they weren't there... stare . Lucky I was only choking on water.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:09 pm
There's this awesome quote by Gerard Way.
It's really random. It rocks. And it goes like this:
"Aw, that kid just called me a f*****t. Ain't that cute?
You know ... I really like you and you're not
like all the other boys so ... will you take me to prom
and then ******** me in the backseat later?"
I love it.
<3.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:54 pm
I was taking care of my nieces
and my youngest niece..(I have a cute picture of her in my profile)
She was sing my humps...0___o
Bellie: "My hump, my hump...my lovely little lumps! CHECK THEM OUT!!!"
Me: O____0 Belle where did you learn that?
my other niece: Oh you mean that butt song?!?!
Me: 0_o o_0 Hey Bro Belle was singing my humps... ( gonk )
Me and my brother: : confused: confused
0.0
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:53 am
once when I wa son a bus me and my friend suddenly started going CHEEEEEESEa
FIIIIISSSSHHHa
PIIINNNNKKKKdreadful
it was quite funny
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:50 pm
"Welcome to OT, sitting squarly in god's blind spot."
I lol'd.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:17 pm
 So in gr.8, my teacher was telling us about some math equation and how to do it.
So we sit there, bored out of our minds,
and my english teacher jumps through the door in a pink cape,
crown,
and a fairy wand
and shouts;
"I CONCUR!"
and jumped out.
She's one of my favorite teachers.
>W<
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:07 am
Wow oh wow. I am one of those people that say alotof random stuff. A few of my favorites are from yesterday 3nodding
"I liked that rollarcoaster so much!! I crapped my pants *long pause* and liked it!"
"I'm so emo, I am not EVEN going to smile." Its funny, because I'm not emo.
"I'm so hardcore, I am jsut going to watch you ride the teacups."
OKay... thats enough for now. ^.^
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:40 pm
OMFG.... the randomness of me and my friends.... i swear, together we are the most retarded, crazy, random people alive.
one day, at this camp place me and my friends are bored out of our minds, waiting in teh cafeteria line. we look at each other, gasp and scream at the top of our lungs- "FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS, THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!!!!"
there are MANY, MANY more but ill just say one...
we had this really super wierd thing in class we had to do once. each one of us had to close our eyes and we were each handed a lemon. we had 3 minutes and they took them back agin. they out them in a big pile and we had to pick which one was ours and tell them (they had numbers on them).
me and my friend were the only ones who got it right. so the teacher asked us to describe how we knew. all at once we both blurted out "you must feel the lemon. smell the lemon. know your lemon. taste the lemon. love your lemon. BE THE LEMON!!!!!" everyone stared at us like we were demented. yes i know, thats because we are whee
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:56 pm
"The bision lost nothing matters anymore."
"I was hidding in the closet but it's not as fun with the lights on sad "
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