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 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:01 pm
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "c**k'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-c**k'll-doooo."
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
thats enough
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:32 pm
Ok..there is a blonde,red head, and brunette(sp?) walking down the street
Tehy are all about to be shot
So the red head yells, "Earthquake!!" and runs away
The brunette yells,"Blizzard!!" and runs away
The blonde yells, "Fire!!" And dies...
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:33 pm
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:06 am
2 people were doing a crossword.
"Billy, im having trouble with this one." said jack
"Tell me the clue" said billy
"Well, its a 4 letter word and old mcdonald had one" said jack
"oh i know that, its farm" said billy
"ok. how do you spell that?" said jack
"I think its, E, I, E, I, O" said billy
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:35 am
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one." domokun ninja ninja ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:10 pm
whats the difference between a blond and a misquito?
a misquito stops sucking after u slap it
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:50 pm
Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:56 pm
zero764 Why did Tiger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! o_O rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:34 pm
IS ANYONE ELSE OFFENDED BY THE BLONDE JOKES?!
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:36 pm
What happened when a guy looked at Meg Griffin?
He set himself on fire and jumped out a two story window! Everyone knows that.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:02 pm
-] Pi with an E [- IS ANYONE ELSE OFFENDED BY THE BLONDE JOKES?! not really.. (im a guy, but i am blond... dirty blond... wahmbulance )
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:46 pm
-] Pi with an E [- IS ANYONE ELSE OFFENDED BY THE BLONDE JOKES?! If your offended by it Just stop reading it...
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:30 pm
cindy says...
-[♥]-
Why did the Aadvark cross the road?
White text for answer. vv
To beat the idiot telling the aadvrack jokes..
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...said cindy
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:01 pm
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:32 pm
lavishing_lesbian
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
hahahaha, didnt see that coming:]
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