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 Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:30 pm
 Tony- Welcome to macdonalds, can I take your order. Dale Jr- He he, I knew your driving would get you stuck here sooner or later. Hands off the car monkey boy.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:32 pm
 Jeff- MAN I have a big headache.
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:36 pm
Dale Jr- Stop being sexier than me. Kasey- Believe me when I tell you I'm tryen to be less appealing to the other drivers. I got Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart giving flirty bump drafts all race long.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:01 pm
Triple Homicide Dale Jr- Stop being sexier than me. Kasey- Believe me when I tell you I'm tryen to be less appealing to the other drivers. I got Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart giving flirty bump drafts all race long. LOL!!! rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:15 pm
 Dale Jr- I'm going to tell the whole world the most important thing to remember is.....that Kasey Kahne is dreamy! Or Dale Jr- I never, ever drank Miller Lite in my life......honest!
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:51 pm
Dale Jr- I'll be honest with you guys. I wrecked because of Kasey Kahne. He didn't get into me or anything. It's just that when I looked over and saw him passing me on the inside and our eyes met I realized how dreamy he really was and just forgot what I was doing and put the car into the wall.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:10 pm
Jeff- I'll never be as dreamy as Kasey! No fair!
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:28 pm
Dale- Ok, all we have to do to protect you from crowds of screaming girls is wrap you up in a ups box and store you in my truck until the race is over. Kasey- But then i'll miss the race. Ray Evernham will be pissed. Dale- Oh come on this is for your own good. Random Woman- Hi Kasey! Dale- RUN!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:34 pm
Jamie McMurray- How did you get so dreamy? Kasey Kahne- NOT YOU TOO!
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:58 pm
 Jeff: Imagine everybody in the audience is in their underwear.....*repeats it to himself* Dale: Gee Kasey, you even dreamy from this close.... Kasey: Not again! *thinks* Okay, just ignore him, he'll go away eventually. Jeremy: *thinking* Man, check out the girl in first row....
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:00 pm
 Kasey: If we keep walking together, they'll get confused since we have the same name.... Casey: Yeah right. That is the stupidest thing I've heard you say
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:38 pm
Kasey: Hey, what are you doing? Don't look at the fans! Rule number one about being dreamy. If you feel the need to make eye contact, don't. If you look at the sky, the sun will make your face brighter thereby turning on Jeff Gordon and as many chicks as humanly possible. Casey: Ew, Jeff Gordon. I think I'll just make eye contact with people all I want thank you very much.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:41 pm
Jeremy- Hey, pass it down to Kasey that he forgot his hat. Jeff- ok. Hey Dale, pass it down to Kasey that Jeremy smells a rat. Dale- Sure Jeff. Hey Kasey. Jeff says Jeremy says nice a**. Kasey- Aw not again!
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:48 pm
Sterling Marlin- Now I know how hot Kasey Kahne must be all the time!
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:45 pm
 Carl: Don't look now Kasey, the stalker is back Kasey: What where? Jason: Over there  Kasey: I won't turn around! Jason: Aww come on Kasey, she's gone! I swear Carl: Crazy old stalkers
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