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shoyu rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:42 pm
0_0 jeebus freakin' cripes! lucky bard!.....uhhh, I'll swing again! I'm bound to hit, but I have a feeling I'll get a 1 and stab myself. oh well, here goes. what's the damage on that palm slap anyways? I have damage reduction 2 'cos of my adamantium breastplate.
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Faithfully.Your.Excel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:43 pm
Wow you rolled a 23 all day.... HOWEVER I got the +5 morale bonus.. My AC is 24.. xD And A slap is 1d3 Sub. Damage.
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:44 pm
LOL YOU GET ONE POINT OF DAMAGE! Go me. xD The brave bard!
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shoyu rolled 1 20-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:46 pm
noooooooo, hulk smash! hulk ANGRY! well, I"mma gonna swing once more, hoping for a 20 or sumtin! with a +10 bonus, i'm hoping for good things! does the bard song REALLY apply to armor class or is this a figment of your demon lies? -sword swing-
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Professor E. Gadd rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:46 pm
Ish back, and ish now a rogue, because I have root beer 3nodding
-sleight of hand, to 'steal' from Demonic- ninja
Has +16 to Sleight of Hand >.>
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:48 pm
- Congrats.. you stole her left sock.. careful she worked in that-
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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shoyu rolled 1 20-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:49 pm
welcome back homes, can you flank this spoony bard, I'm having a bit-o bad luck with the dice XD -sword swing-
I swear, with a seven foot sword and a +10 attack bonus, you'd think it would be hard to miss rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:49 pm
-holds sock up in the air-
Behold, my awesome uber super 1337-ness! 3nodding blaugh biggrin
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:50 pm
YOU MISSED AGAIN... you have to break my AC.... why is everyone tryign to hurt me... I am nice and giving away free things. gonk
He is just mad a slapped him... xD
-STILL rofl-
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Professor E. Gadd rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:51 pm
I am not trying to hurt you, I am just trying to take your socks... speaking of which...
-Sleight of Hand, +16!-
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shoyu rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:52 pm
DemonicExcel YOU MISSED AGAIN... you have to break my AC.... why is everyone tryign to hurt me... I am nice and giving away free things. gonk He is just mad a slapped him... xD curses! well....I'll charge you and swing.. as for why I am attacking you? I am bored and I've already killed every living thing within swords reach....plus, boredom is a powerfull spell, and I've failed my will save, several times over. dayum. hulk not angry at slap, hulk sad cos his pride hurt from not being able to hit spoony bard crying
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Faithfully.Your.Excel rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:53 pm
-Uses diplomacy on Shoyu to try and convince him he doesn't exsist. DC 40
She has 25 ranks in Diplomacy.-
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:53 pm
shoyu DemonicExcel YOU MISSED AGAIN... you have to break my AC.... why is everyone tryign to hurt me... I am nice and giving away free things. gonk He is just mad a slapped him... xD curses! well....I'll charge you and swing.. as for why I am attacking you? I am bored and I've already killed every living thing within swords reach....plus, boredom is a powerfull spell, and I've failed my will save, several times over. dayum. hulk not angry at slap, hulk sad cos his pride hurt from not being able to hit spoony bard crying AWW YOU LIE!!! You said the LAST swing was the last one.. Liar...
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:54 pm
BY the way.. you may have hit me and hurt me, but I convinced you that YOU DON'T EXSIST and poof you will be gone! GOOD DAY!
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Faithfully.Your.Excel Vice Captain
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shoyu rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:56 pm
but I got a 20! I deal 2d8+8 x2 damage. plus, your mind affecting spells and word-doo dads have naught effect on me! as I am undead ..... besides, beleiving I don;t exist don't make me not exist!
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