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 Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:26 am
A dalek trap. A nice long corridor with random pitfalls along the way. A mirror/hologram of myself at the other end. So when they come down the corridor, the floor opens up, down falls the dalek and a big smashy things squishes them to bits.
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Knock on the door of their spacecraft and ask them if they want a better deal on their telephone services. Door-to-door sales usually make everyone want to be somewhere else.
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:57 pm
Timelady42 Bajazette Velvetnight Bajazette seffy_chan ooookaay..... stare I hope your not just covering for her though.. nobody should be abused for any reason.. crying gonk heart Everyone has something good about them. sorry..... yeah stephs good ......at karakoe....damn you, you kept betting me your just angry cos i beat you! thats what i just said rolleyes I haven't heard you sing karaoke. In fact, I haven't ever heard you sing properly at all. Maybe you should sometime. maybe
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:02 pm
Claim to be a burgaler. This will throw the darlek into a state of confusion, as they do not need to be burgled. This of course will make them waryk, attempting to think you are a dictionary salesman. Naturally, they will lock the doors due to the fact that nobody likes a dictionary salesman.
Darlek threat eliminated for three weeks.
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:36 pm
I've actually seen a dictionary in a spoils shop that had typos in it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:26 am
Yell out 'It's the seven o'clock news!'
that should scare them.
note: doctor who used to be on from 6:00 to 7:00. (old series reruns, that is.)
so having the 7:00 news means that doctor who is fin for the day.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:05 am
Plant a mobile (phone) on them and then phone it. They have no arms so they won't be able to answer it and then they will realise that the dalek race is flawed and so will retreat back to their flying saucers and go back to Skaro to live a life of spiritual enlightenment.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:48 am
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 1:01 am
I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so:
Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:48 am
Bajazette I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so: Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!lol. where did you get that one?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:37 pm
Die_cucco Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Daleks can't fly Apparently they can now! Or could. That one was the last - supposedly. I still find that hard to swallow, just like there's gotta be another Time lord out there somewhere. But we don't relly know those answers. I'm frankly glad the TARDIS ate the Master.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:39 pm
I wonder if the TARDIS ever spat the master out. I'd say he couldn't have tasted all that good, sides an old girl like her really shouldn't be eating junk food.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:37 pm
Velvetnight Bajazette I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so: Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!lol. where did you get that one? my mum surprisingly
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:26 am
Bajazette Velvetnight Bajazette I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so: Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!lol. where did you get that one? my mum surprisingly your mum sounds interesting. My mums an oompa loompa. she said so herself.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:22 pm
Timelady42 Bajazette Velvetnight Bajazette I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so: Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!lol. where did you get that one? my mum surprisingly your mum sounds interesting. My mums an oompa loompa. she said so herself. I wAs an ooompa loompa in the school play! no, not Charlie and the chocolate factory, joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat. Inicidentally, in the bible it was a brown coat with long sleeves, but anyway... We all had to wear make up to go on stage. Orange make up. (I wore more than anybody else and still looked white on stage. We should have done dracula) and garish T-shirts, and I was also an ishmaelite and had to wear a green wig. So, garish orange T-shirt+ orange face+ green wig and badda bing badda boom, oompa loompa.
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:47 pm
Crumpet Lord Timelady42 Bajazette Velvetnight Bajazette I'd sing the new Australian anthem goes like so: Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear god lets get a beer
Our desks abound in paper work
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.
Beneath our radiant local sign
We toil with glass in hand
To be the one to skull the most
Fall down, or lose your pants
Tequila shots, we'll take the lot
That guy behind us stinks
Beer goggles on it's time to run
Go home for Friday drinks
Spew rumb stains and vodka trains
I'm done with Friday drinks!!!lol. where did you get that one? my mum surprisingly your mum sounds interesting. My mums an oompa loompa. she said so herself. I wAs an ooompa loompa in the school play! no, not Charlie and the chocolate factory, joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat. Inicidentally, in the bible it was a brown coat with long sleeves, but anyway... We all had to wear make up to go on stage. Orange make up. (I wore more than anybody else and still looked white on stage. We should have done dracula) and garish T-shirts, and I was also an ishmaelite and had to wear a green wig. So, garish orange T-shirt+ orange face+ green wig and badda bing badda boom, oompa loompa. thats cool. our school did grease as a play. i was a stage hand so i could boss the actors around. in our last perfomance (last night) we were changing the scene durning black-out and the crowed started cheering for us. it was weird.
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