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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:45 pm
A. They stare at you eek
Q. Why does it go dark at night?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:48 pm
A: The sun runs away.
Q: Why does the sun run away?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:09 am
A: So it doesn't see the moon
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:16 am
A: As much as a gofer could.
Q: When you go away to work, where does your brain go?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:00 am
A: to the bathroom xd
Q: Why is a Zergling so pwnage?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:41 am
A. Because Wookies said so.
Q. If everyone knew all languages, what would they say?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:06 am
A: NECABO TE!!!! twisted
Q: what did I just say?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:08 am
A. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Q. If she sells seashells by the seashore, why on earth hasn't she gotten a better job?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:13 am
because tourists are dumb and buy things easily
Why don't Europeans care?
(I'm watching Regis and Kelly)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:15 am
A. Because you taste good with ketchup.
Q. Who's better, Regis or Kelly?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:18 am
HANDS DOWN, Regis
why is he soo funny?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:20 am
A. Because he doesn't try.
Q. Unicorns or Dragons?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:30 am
Gennii Drominda A. Because he doesn't try. Q. Unicorns or Dragons? platapus sex or drugs?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:54 am
A. Sex drugs and Rock 'n' Roll
Q. Why are the Backsteet Boys gay?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:30 am
A: Because being gay is the new pink (you know it's true).
Q: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what color were his shoes?
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