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 Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:47 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:26 pm
The Peanut Smuggler Des was hiding in the crowd, disguised as a simple noob. Everyone had gathered at the barton cliffs for an anouncement.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
Everyone stared at the girl who had yelled this. She had a zorro mask and a black dress. Behind her were many others dressed the same, only the men in suits.
"We have come here to announce something!" The masked strangers pulled off their masks, revealing they were previous victoms of Des's kills. Like Peles, Opal, Nan... And, the announcer, Peanut.
Des was shocked. "But I killed you all!"
"Not according to Fairy Tale Logic."
"What? Not that crap agai-"
BLAM!
Turns out all those masks had been thrown at her. And were explosive.
They then threw her off the cliff, and heard Gambino crying all night.
Des has been killed, and all of her victoms have been revived by Fairy Tale Logic.
Like it? mrgreen Very funny
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:32 pm
/pokes/ Diditdie? confused
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:04 pm
"We're saved! Thank you fairy tales!" Gthb exclaimed, doing a dance of joy.
"Oh no, that means Liam's back to life," OpalKoboi shook her head and then smiled, taking out her Neutrino and walking off purposefully.
"Hey, everyone! Party at my place!" Veliofi exclaimed, waving her arms around. "When I say everyone, I mean everyone! NPCs too!"
"Really? Okay! That means I don't have to find Liam!" Opal squeed.
"Vell, you're the best ever!" The Peanut Smuggler said into her microphone. Everyone followed Vell to her house, making sure to grab every NPC in town. Veliofi made sure that she was the one grabbing Ian - something that left a couple other GCDers with bruises and sour looks on their faces.
Later at the party, Liam was surrounded by a mob of his fangirls, who swore rabidly to protect him from those that would abuse him. Moira rolled her eyes at them and walked off to compliment Maggeh on his rather successful sex change. Sasha stood by the punch table, not moving and still looking somewhat traumatized from the whole Gino/Johnny Gaian Apocalypse.
Even with Veliofi hanging off his arm, Ian edged his way over to nonchalantly pour some punch and send a few awkward looks in her direction, wishing he had something to say.
"Here, Vel," Ian handed his biggest fan a cup of punch and gave her the best smile he could muster at the moment. Starry-eyed, Veliofi took the punch. "Oh, Ian, you don't have to exert yourself for me~" she sighed. "I am the host after all~ heart Ian, would you like some cake?"
"What?" Ian looked back to Veliofi, his gaze having shifted back over to stick!Sasha. "Sure. Thank you."
"I'll be right back to get it!" She smiled and scuttled off to tell all her friends about all the attention Ian was giving her on the way to the cakeroom. When she returned, Ian was standing next to Sasha, who was holding her hands nervously behind her back.
"Ian, my love! I got the cake!" Veliofi exclaimed, ignoring the island-girl.
"Excuse me," Sasha turned to Vel. "Can I tell you something?"
"What is it?" Veliofi looked over her shoulder as she tried to spoonfeed Ian the cake.
Sasha pulled a rifle out from behind her back and shot Veliofi in the eye.
"Canon rocks," she said with a smirk.
Veliofi fell to the floor. The GCDers wheeled around in the direction of the gunshot. Ian nearly wet himself. Sasha pulled off her mask, revealing .... nothing. Absolutely nobody was there. There was only a shadow.
The GCDers screamed as the power went out, and no trace of the sniper was left.
But who was it? Des had died. Or had she? Was this culprit, in fact, the sniper of Game V?
The world may never know.
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:21 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:50 am
You must change thread title
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:08 am
Amigo_amigo_amigo You must change thread title Hmm, true! But it is still post-game-IV...
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:00 am
Desdemona Winchcombe Amigo_amigo_amigo You must change thread title Hmm, true! But it is still post-game-IV... Then put that 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:08 am
OMG! rofl The Liam thing in the latest post-update thing is HILARIOUS!
LOL!
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:27 am
OpalKoboi OMG! rofl The Liam thing in the latest post-update thing is HILARIOUS! LOL! Yah I know right
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:20 pm
OpalKoboi walked slowly to Liam's shop. What with Veliofi being shot and the party the previous night ending in disaster, she hadn't had time to shoot Liam!
"Hello..." Opal said, grinning, as she entered the store. Liam glanced nervously at her, then promptly ran and hid behind a clothing rack.
"What's the matter, Liam? Scared?" Opal said, with an evil smile as she walked towards the clothing rack.
"No; this is where I hid my rifle," Liam said, smirking, as he pulled a gun out and shot Opal in the forehead. He pulled off a mask, revealing himself to be... A shadow. Nothing but a shadow.
OpalKoboi has been killed (again), and the sniper's still here! GASP. surprised
I know it's short, but I couldn't resist. whee
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:47 pm
Veliofi OpalKoboi walked slowly to Liam's shop. What with Veliofi being shot and the party the previous night ending in disaster, she hadn't had time to shoot Liam!
"Hello..." Opal said, grinning, as she entered the store. Liam glanced nervously at her, then promptly ran and hid behind a clothing rack.
"What's the matter, Liam? Scared?" Opal said, with an evil smile as she walked towards the clothing rack.
"No; this is where I hid my rifle," Liam said, smirking, as he pulled a gun out and shot Opal in the forehead. He pulled off a mask, revealing himself to be... A shadow. Nothing but a shadow.
OpalKoboi has been killed (again), and the sniper's still here! GASP. surprised
I know it's short, but I couldn't resist. whee Again? *giggle* Thanks! First the Sniper was disguised as me to kill Liam, now it's vice-versa! *laughs*
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:27 pm
Veliofi OpalKoboi walked slowly to Liam's shop. What with Veliofi being shot and the party the previous night ending in disaster, she hadn't had time to shoot Liam!
"Hello..." Opal said, grinning, as she entered the store. Liam glanced nervously at her, then promptly ran and hid behind a clothing rack.
"What's the matter, Liam? Scared?" Opal said, with an evil smile as she walked towards the clothing rack.
"No; this is where I hid my rifle," Liam said, smirking, as he pulled a gun out and shot Opal in the forehead. He pulled off a mask, revealing himself to be... A shadow. Nothing but a shadow.
OpalKoboi has been killed (again), and the sniper's still here! GASP. surprised
I know it's short, but I couldn't resist. whee OMG
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:31 pm
Amigo_amigo_amigo Veliofi OpalKoboi walked slowly to Liam's shop. What with Veliofi being shot and the party the previous night ending in disaster, she hadn't had time to shoot Liam!
"Hello..." Opal said, grinning, as she entered the store. Liam glanced nervously at her, then promptly ran and hid behind a clothing rack.
"What's the matter, Liam? Scared?" Opal said, with an evil smile as she walked towards the clothing rack.
"No; this is where I hid my rifle," Liam said, smirking, as he pulled a gun out and shot Opal in the forehead. He pulled off a mask, revealing himself to be... A shadow. Nothing but a shadow.
OpalKoboi has been killed (again), and the sniper's still here! GASP. surprised
I know it's short, but I couldn't resist. whee OMG What, Amigo?
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:27 pm
Swiftly walked down the brick square in the morning..
Peope whispered ..
"He wasn't in game IV was he?.."
"That Desdemona is still on the loose.."
"Brave, hm.."
Desdemona watched from the shadows.
"Look like some GCDer was stupid enough to come out of hiding,
HOW FUN!"
She hurled a white mask at his head and watched as he toppled over and his flower crown slipped of and broke and petals fell and settled on the shining brick. She leaned over him with the sniper's signature rifle and said
"Swiftly, eh?
Let's see you be Swift enough to dodge this!"
She blew a hole through his head, heart, and both legs.
She was bored, after all.
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