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I walk with an icy glare.
Cheap dye in my hair.
The hatchet by my side.
For the carnival I will die.

Blood stained fingers.
My mind lingers.
People always turn to look.
All mentally shook.

My nails are black.
I have the hatchetman on my back.
I hold my head high.
Wicked Clowns I won't deny.

My Baby is a Juggalo.
My Savior watches me below.
I go with the Wraith.
I DO have Faith.

You wonder who I am.
I want you to guess.
That's right.
I'm a Juggalette!

"What Is A Juggalo"

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a ******** less
What a b***h thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk b***h
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin ******** 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A ******** lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his d**k
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, ********, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we ******** everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the ******** up
Get the ******** the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and s**t out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the ********? Connect four?
Man that s**t is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my s**t
Just rap ******** is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid a** dump ******** idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs ******** into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the ******** up
Get the ******** the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [******** everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

a juggalo is anyone who believes they are one. it's that simple.

thats my reason too!

Why am I a Juggalo? Because when nobody wanted to hang out with me because of how I acted, or when I had nobody to turn to for an ear because I had some s**t I needed to get off my chest, there was always another Juggalo ready to listen. I'm a Juggalo because the Dark Carnival is always open, and always accepting new memebers into the family. I feel like I belong whenever I'm amongst Juggalos, otherwise, I'm just another outcast.

Juggalos are united under the big top, I'm just another clown in the show.