Punkie loved looking over the things this redblood had cooked. She sure had quite the variety. There were pastries, baked goods, and all of them smelled wonderful.
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:09 am
I'm pretty sure 7 was the highest score so... time to roll bc a few people got that!
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:11 am
Rollover time! Time to determine winners...
Night 3 Winners....
Micillia
For Punkie, for the highest score (as determined by RNG)!
"Wow, we're over halfway done with Bloodfest! Now, tonight's challenge is lasagna, a nice comfort food I'm sure your lusus would tenderly make for you, if they aren't a useless garbage lusus. Anyway, meat, cheese, sauce, flat noodles. Maybe some vegetables. We got it all here, so don't mess this up too bad!" Cerise yelled, drumming her hands on the tables. "I'm really looking forward to seeing what everyone makes! Don't let it be trash, or I'll feed it to my lusus!"
Sabotage! You need to play a game to get your ingredients. This one is called "Dunk Your Donut Holes", and is very time consuming. (+2) Cutthroat! You and your competitors dumped all your sabotages onto one troll, effectively ruining any chance they had to cook a proper meal. (+3) Yikes! The judge makes a face while eating. Did... did you forget to season it? (+0)
TOTAL: 5
Kaldru returned, his determined nature not letting him give up in his attempts at cooking. This time he actually tried playing the game, working with others to sabotage another troll (though he felt rather bad, afterward); yet in the excitement of that and having to play a game, he completely forgot spices!
Punkie Vielli 14; Sabotage! Cerise says it's Bloodfest, so you should play a game! You have to play ring toss to get your ingredients back. (+1) 9; Inspiration! You have a brilliant idea while you're cooking, and manage to work around one of your sabotages with ease. (+4) 5; What is that? The judge can't tell what it's supposed to be, it doesn't remind her of the dish at all! (+1) Total 6
Punkie tried to add a bit of juggalo improvisation to the dish today. She added a handful of stupor slime, some totally "edible" glitter, and all the faygo she could fit. It was beautiful, the orangeblood. Only some Messiah hatting heathen would hate it.
Sabotage: 1- Sabotage! You need to play a game to get your ingredients. This one is called "Dunk Your Donut Holes", and is very time consuming. (+2) Performance: 12- Heckled! Cerise comes up while you're cooking and seems to think you're doing very poorly. She has a few... not-so-nice comments, and it ruins your self confidence. (+1) Results: 17- Yikes! The judge makes a face while eating. Did... did you forget to season it? (+0) +3 points today
Total: 7+3= 10 points
Tsarzi Ameroc
If Tsarzi cared more for traditional troll cooking, she might have been more irked by her lack of insight on what most of these dishes were. As it was though, most of these dishes seemed excessive and foreign, so what did it matter.
After playing the stupid mini game again, Tsarzi was able to start cooking her dish.
Lasagna wasn't something she knew about either, but she could visualize it pretty well from the vendor's description. Apparently that just didn't cut it this time though. Tsarzi heard meat, cheese, noodles, and sauce. That doesn't mean she knew how it was mean to be put together. The redblood decided to take a moment to point out everything Tsarzi was doing wrong and flounced away, the blueblood's bland expression following her.
Was that supposed to be helpful? That told her literally nothing about how to do this correctly. Just where did that redblood get off, claiming she was doing it wrong and that it was supposed to use soft cheeses. She would prepare the dish her way, thank you and shut up.
Distracted by her own contrary irritation, Tsarzi ended up forgetting to put in the salt and pepper, and somehow the flat noodles ended up mashed. Well. If that was what was happening here, then fine. This was a casserole lasagna. She mixed it all together, dished out portions, dropped them on the judges table, and left.
EDIT: bluug misread 17 as a 16, gonna fix that sorry > -<
Lucky! Someone tried to sabotage you, not knowing that you desperately needed whatever they gave you. (+3) Cutthroat! You take all of one of the key ingredients to this challenge while shopping, severely disadvantaging your opponents. (+5) Hmmm... Something about your dish is off, and the judge doesn't have any strong opinions. (+2)
Day 1: 8 Day 2: 4 Day 3: 10
Oh, yeah, Guo knew what lasagna was. He occasionally got the frozen kind and shoved it in the microwave. Directions said it was better in the oven, but eh. Who had time for that? Food. Now. That was his motto!
Cerise kept outlining what into the meal, which helped his inexperienced butt. He rushed to get ingredients, keeping her words in mind like a mantra. Guo emerged with a shitload of sauce. All the sauce, actually. This would be one saucy ********. He started his prep. Cheese, sauce, flat noodles... Wasn't there something else?
Oh.
The meat.
Ugh, whatever, he'd deal. Guo started figuring out how to actually layer th damn thing. As he did, someone sabotaged him with pre-packaged meatloaf.
And that's when angels sang.
Garbage meat was better than no meat! He started tearing that apart to stuff into the dish immediately.
He even baked it properly, like a decent troll being.
Upon presentation, the judge didn't seem for or against it. Maybe it was all the sauce? He had to do something with the stockpile.
"Tonight's salad night! I promised Nahori at least one healthy meal, to make up for all the garbage I made her eat. Okay, salad, sure we all know it but for those who live under a rock, it's made with leafy greens and a dressing, and you can add vegetables and meat, and other toppings! I mean really you can do a lot with this, but please make sure you have at least the greens and the dressing, please," Cerise said with a sigh, crossing her arms. "You can't try to pass off weird stuff just because it has the word 'salad' in it, alright?"
Caima is set loose on you, and now you have to deal with the host's very hungry and very unruly lusus crawling between your legs and begging for scraps. You better make sure to feed her too! (+2) Cutthroat! You take all of one of the key ingredients to this challenge while shopping, severely disadvantaging your opponents. (+5) Garnish! Whatever that was you used to pretty up your plate at the end, the judge loves it. She licks your plate clean. (+3)
Total: 10 Points
OH GOG OH GOG THIS THING HAS SHARP TEETH. THIS THING HAS SHARP TEETH. WHAT DID IT WANT? WHAT DID IT POSSIBLY WANT?
Food?! It wanted FOOD? Fine then! Fine take all these stupid leafy things! Everyone else wanted this green stuff so badly, he may as well give it to this... thing! All the other people were already pissed at him for taking it, may as well curse himself to failure and give a good chunk to this thing!
Now it wanted dressing? Really? After he crushed up these bugs so perfectly to add into his salad? Fine. Fine, it could have some dressing too. Just as long as it LEFT HIM ALONE.
Apparently the judge really liked it, liked the little decorative bugs on it! BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER BECAUSE THIS HELLSPAWN WAS STILL BEGGING HIM FOR FOOD.
AAAAAAHHHH.
Booth Tickets: 1 Art Attack 3/18, 1 Bikini 3/18, 1 Around the World 3/18 Reach for the Stars 3/19 Starlight 3/20, Bikini Bootcamp 3/20, Cuthroat Kitchen 3/20, Art Attack 3/20
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Per the guide/rules of this shop, Mahmud is RPing this Bloodfest AS A TEEN. The guidelines can be found here! TY! : D
At least he had the chance at a tasty chocolate, right? Right? Wrong. That chocolate was spicy as hell, just like the rest of these gog forsaken candies.
Mahmud was at this point, as one would say, 'done'. This may as well happen to him. At this point he didn't even comically go for a beverage. He just walked the ******** away from this whole situation.
Booth Tickets: 1 Art Attack 3/18, 1 Bikini 3/18, 1 Around the World 3/18 Reach for the Stars 3/19 Starlight 3/20, Bikini Bootcamp 3/20, Cuthroat Kitchen 3/20, Art Attack 3/20
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Per the guide/rules of this shop, Mahmud is RPing this Bloodfest AS A TEEN. The guidelines can be found here! TY! : D
Psykgi didn't know why she was bothering with a cooking booth - she hadn't done so well with Calida's booth, after all... but why not give it a try? She'd never been to this (MASSIVE) one before, after all.
Salad? Competition? Okay. Psykgi readied herself for some chaos.
It was better than she could have ever imagined. Chaos, cooking, subterfuge, Fun. She had to feed the obnoxious crocodilian lusus while trying to make up for the fact that she forgot to get the ******** lettuce for a salad and, when she put some sort of fried egg on the salad (because she could) it didn't work out.
It didn't work out at all.
But it was hilarious. Psykgi decided she was definitely coming back again.
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Sabotage! Caima is set loose on you, and now you have to deal with the host's very hungry and very unruly lusus crawling between your legs and begging for scraps. You better make sure to feed her too! (+2) Bad shopping! You forgot an important ingredient, and no one sabotaged you to replace it! (+0) Garnish! What a dumb garnish you put on it at the end, which totally ruined the dish. (+1)
Chocolates? A chocolate game? How could Psykgi refuse?!
"Don't mind if I do!" she said, taking a chocolate. Wasn't this redblood running a booth the previous sweep, too? She took a look at the bakery information, curious, and wondered if she knew Calida. If not... well, either way it worked...
"PFFFFEWWW!" Psykgi's eyes widened, reddening with tears as she choked on the SUPER SPICY CHOCOLATE. Oh yes, THAT booth. Oh gog.
She backed away, trying to remember if she'd seen a milk booth anywhere. Or - oh! Smoothies. She'd be coming back but OH GOG WHY...
Zeylla did not enjoy herself quiet as much this evening, and her scowl never seemed to leave her face as she struggled through the competition. It seemed like everything was going wrong! While she was busy shopping, Cerise had interrupted her with a menial task that took way longer than she had wanted it to, and while she had gotten to switch placed again with a better stocked troll, she felt her inspiration lacking.
A salad? Zeylla could do salad, but she couldn't find the fire in her to bring something really amazing to the judges table, and while her salad offered a variety of flavor profiles, she knew from the look on their faces that her dish was lacking.
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