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quite uneventful

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 4:53 pm


      The wind was quickly knocked out of Austri as she was abruptly shoved backward, her recently painted snowmobile skidding to a stop with no driver nearby. She quickly recovered, groaning from anger, hearing a distant "AWEEEEEESOME" from her lusi from afar and releasing a frustrated huff. "That wasn't fair~ You got a head start!" Always blame the lowblood! They were the plain one, and the problem, she was sure. "You must've manipulated it, somehow! I'm so sure of it~" She waggled her jousting rod around before crossing her arms and huffing. "I demand a redo~!"

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round 2? : D
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 4:56 pm


Another blow to the gut. Fellah crumpled a bit forward in the snowmobile, letting the engine die as he once again had to catch his breath.
"It's all good, I'm fine," he wheezed out. After a few moments of recovering, he hopped off the machine rubbing his belly, but for the most part looking okay.

"Nice job with the joust. Guess I'm just not cut out for it," he chuckled, then immediately regretted it. "Oh, by the way, I'm Fellah." he held his hand out with a pleasant smile.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 5:07 pm


“Sorry ‘bout your washboard. Fellah, was it? Great name!” Aerona responded. She was relentless in her forward attitude but managed to tone it down a bit for her beaten companion. “Hey… Practice makes perfect. I’ve kicked a lot of a** in my day.” She gave him a wink and took his hand in hers, gauging his strength through her glove. She pulled back and considered her next move.

She still hadn’t hung out with Lorata yet, but on the other hand she probably couldn’t get away with hanging out with a lowblood with her around. Maybe if they snuck out now she could catch up with her later for some highblood-sponsored expenses. Aerona rocked back and forth on her boots. “How’s about we go get something refreshing? You thirsty? My treat, guy. I think I owe you one.” She smiled and adjusted the winter scarf around her neck, red cheeks flushed up with adrenaline.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 5:18 pm


For as many dating sims as the redblood plays, you'd think he'd be able to pick up on flirting. Alas, the attempts went over his head. None the less, the country bumpkin was always happy to get food or drink
"Heck yeah, sounds good to me. Just hopefully not that spicy hot chocolate stand. It's got great cupcakes, but I don't think I can stand those peppers again tonight. By the way, don't think I caught your name."

"So ya get into a lot of fights huh?" He thought back a ways to the battle royale, fighting Aprife, losing horribly, and just trying to avoid conflict in general. "Can't say I fight a whole lot. But the farm keeps me pretty busy anyhow."

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 5:34 pm


quite uneventful
>:] Sure thing


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Psykgi lashed out with her bat and... WHAM, she knocked the greenblood right out of her snowmobile. Psykgi swerved to miss an obstacle, a troll, and the now stray snowmobile, finally coming to a stop, smirking curiously as she checked on her competition.

She laughed. "What, me? Manipulate anything? Gosh!" she toughed her hand to her cheek theatrically, jokingly, "Gosh, you must think so highly of me!" She turned her snowmobile around, resting her baseball bat on her shoulder. "And a rematch, well..." Her grin grew wider.

"You're on" she said, revving the motor.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 5:40 pm


      Austri's mouth curled into a snarl when she caught sight of her smirk, irritation prevalent on her face-- The redblood was obviously playing dumb, she was obviously lying and breaking the Alternian Law! Austri clenched her teeth at her taunts. "Yes, as highly as moobeast feces, you cheater!" She huffed-- At this point she didn't even bother to be nice to the other, obviously uncaring if it was a troll of that rank and attitude.

      She did however appreciate how the redblood didn't run from a fight, and as she hopped back into the snowmobile, the greenblood decided that if she was going to cheat, then that meant Austri could too. With a gust of uncontrollable wind from her leg, Austri pushed the car into rocketing directly toward Psykgi's car-- And ended up ramming it directly into the other trolls kart, shoving her completely out of the damned thing and into the hard, dirty ground. Austri couldn't help herself from slamming her fist onto the ground in anger, ending up with a small dent in the ground from the wind force that came from her fist. Oops.

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omfg sorry draco but i can't rp anymore it's almost 3am sobs

quite uneventful

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 5:57 pm


A weird jousting event... Eostre shrugged, and got into a snowmobile. She figured she could try to have fun while she was at the booth, and take out some dummies. Eostre grabbed one of the bats and zoomed forward, standing in the mobile vehicle and holding her weapon at the ready. But when she came close to contact, she slipped out of her seat, and rolled out, landing in the snow as her snowmobile crashed next to the dummy.

Point 1, dummy. Eostre picked herself up off the ground and brushed the snow off her coat. Well, it was a little harder than it looked to balance like that and hit a dummy! Who let children drive a vehicle on their own anyhow.
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:04 pm


Night two of the festivities and after having such a successful night previously, Akkira was back for more! Ready to take on this next challange! The only exception this time was that her lusus wasn't exactly there with her. Tekemom had a hard time in the colder climate and decided that since Akkira did so well on her own last time that she was going to go hunt while her little troll did this next event. This left the young redblood slightly more anxious than she was before. Sure, she didn't really have her lusus help last time, but she felt slightly more worried that something might go wrong.

"Shhhhhhh," She hissed at a bunch of 'trolls' that seemed to think whispering in her ears was a good idea. "Unless you're going to help me out, shut up for a little while!" Without much more to say she reached out for the nearest troll. Feeling fabric she gripped it and gave a triumphant laugh. She couldn't see who she'd grabbed onto but they definitely felt cold, dang "Hey you! whatcha say about joining me on one of these things, while things are still exciting?"

Without waiting for a reply she dragged the troll, hopefully to one of the snowmobiles. Her only real hint that she might be going the right way was the vibrations from the engines. "See one you like?" Hopefully her captive would take the lead from here since she could only take the lead for so long.

Gl!tch~

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:12 pm


Guo was so excited! He was ready to smash some people up! Then-
Wait wait wait what?
Some redblood was dragging him along?!

"Yo! What?! Get offa me!" He struggled. "Some lowblood can't make me do anything!" How were they so strong? Then he saw their eyes. Red. Completely red. That was cool. Even if they were annoying. But they didn't seem to have direction. "Hey, we're gonna smack into something! Use your eyes, a*****e!"

He didn't have the patience for this. He had to WIN. "Here!" He push Akkira onto a snowmobile then hopped on. He didn't want to be left behind. "Let's go!"


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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:25 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Frossa and Emi spent waaaaay too much time decorating their snowmobile. Like, a ridiculous amount of time. Half of the night? Somehow, somewhere, they got their little hands on sparkles. They were everywhere. The vehicle was slathered in an excessive amount of spraypaint; fuming and dripping in a chemical hot mess. Were those candies dotting the sides?

By the time they finally made it over to where the other contenders were, there only seemed to be one other team waiting. "Hellooooo~" Frossa approached the two young trolls, dragging a baseball bat behind her, and curtsied with her long jacket. "Looking for someone to joust against? Let's have a go!" Flashing a jagged smile, she skipped back to Emiola and lowered her voice.

"Lets destroy them."

The universe disagreed.

The moment Frossa mounted their custom steed, she knew something was wrong. Her eyes stung, it was hard to breathe- the potentially hundreds of layers of spraypaint had refused to dry in the cold temperature, forming a toxic sludge that emitted a cloud straight into the girl's faces. "Emiola-" she was going to comment on it, say maybe they should forfeit, but the driver had already stomped on the gas pedal.

Off they shot. Almost immediately, the cloud whipped into Frossa's face. She spasmed and began a violent coughing fit, unable to see anything now.


Gl!tch~

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:49 pm


      After dragging herself out of the pile, Malice finally got a decent look at the children around her and noticed the shades of purple. Her mouth shut, but her gaze blazed with fury. One specific troll, a landdwelling purple, with drilled pigtails. Her piercing cackle rattled her exoskeleton. Blue flushed her face.

      Overhead, a much larger shadow cast over her along with a strange gust of wind, a raspy noise heard from above. Closing her eyes and sucking in a huge breath, her features crossed in a mix of irritation and frustration. While her chest pumped furiously with anger, she straightened herself despite the burn and ache in her joints, and stuffed her frozen hands in her pockets.

      Bitter to the core, Malice spat, "I won't forget this." And Malice she away.

      - - -


      Next day, Malice came back to the booth if only because... well because. Perhaps she could inflict revenge on those who practically sabotaged her the previous day.

      Jousting? She could get behind that. But of course she wasn't going to share one of these snowmobiles. She could operate on her own, thank you very much. Grabbing a can of blue paint, she sprayed a skull and cross bones, then in red, some spots that vaguely resembled blood splatters. A satisfied smile grew on her face. Time to break something (or hopefully someone). Taking one of the jousting poles, she hopped on her deathmachine and twirled the pole. "Alright! Whoever dares, come at me!"


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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:16 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. HEY I'M Punkie AND WELCOME TO ASSJACKED
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Trolls Name: Punkie
I hereby state that Sarcel Cincil is not accountable nor responsible for my well being in these trials and that I am responsible for any and all injuries I may sustain during my time here. Also my Lusus gave me full permission to participate and will not attempt to maim Sarcel Cincil if and/or when I get sent to the first aid tent.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:17 pm


Eyzaak had found this booth when poking around looking for things to do. Screeching in surprised delight when he saw other kids jousting. His eyes gleamed with childish mirth. He didn't really know much about it, but that didn't really matter in all honesty. Whatever this was, it sure as hell looked like fun and that meant he wanted a shot at it too.

Dashing over to the snowmobile, he planted his a** on it and hoisted up his jousting stick. This was going to be great, surely. Smirking he fired up the machine, and watching another kid take off he copied as he floored the handle. Screeching in surprise as the thing shot forward Eyzaak clung on for dear life. "WOAA---HH?!" Unfortunately his lack of practical know how to operate the thing did little good, even with when going against his dummy opponent. The thing even clashed into him. throwing him off the bike and tumbling against the snow.

Blinking in dismay, he got up and laughed. "Whatever. That was FUN!" He announced picking him up off the ground, unphased by the minor setback. While the internal pain, and bruising he now likely had was very real Eyzaak only wheezed slightly it seemed appropriate for an event with the name 'Blood' in it he supposed.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:22 pm


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. There it was. A bobblehead. Punkie looked at the booth that was awarding the coveted item. It was kinda weird, to be honest, but Punkie huffed and marched in, determined to get herself a bobblehead doll. The orangeblood climbed up on top of a weird vehicle and readied herself for the impact.

Punkie sat nervously on the vehicle, but looked up to the twin moons. she could do this! She held her hands out, soaking up the moonlight, and prayed to the mirthful Messiahs. Once her nerves steadied she raised the weapon and yelled. "IN THE NAME OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS, I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" Punkie shot forward, determination calming her nerves.


COME AT ME BRO

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 8:00 pm


After how horribly the night before had gone, Lorata had been extremely hesitant about going back to Sarcel's booth. She'd been bruised and bleeding a little when she'd left, her coat stained blue and green and purple and even a little yellow that had oozed over from Sascha's landing zone somewhere in there. Luckily, that had been replaced before the night had even ended, but the fact remained: It had been bad.

But...having a glance in couldn't hurt. Just to see if maybe a more manageable game was being played today. Sarcel had surely seen the chaos and adjusted to make sure she wouldn't hurt again. And as the seadweller arrived, seeing a flat playing area and no long poles, she mostly believed it. At least until she saw everyone playing across that field. Still dangerous, but she guessed that was...part of the point, right...but! Maybe being a vehicle made it safer! And if she just attacked a dummy first, to test the controls out of course, then...

She was already sitting in the snowmobile before she remembered she'd never had to personally drive anything before. But really, with all the lowbloods zooming about, how hard could it possibly be? Shooting a quick glance around to see if anyone was particularly watching her, and fairly sure no one was, she leaned forward to squint at the controls and- Ah yes! It was definitely on now! Good! Right, so, next she needed to....

There was a jerk as she found the throttle, then a giddy little laugh. Yes, this was definitely easy. Now she just needed her jousting lance, like a hero from a story, and here...we...go...! The snowmobile tore out towards the dummy at full speed, Lorata struggling to keep the lance pointed, and as she approached, that lance managed to tilt up and miss the target entirely. The whole thing tumbled out of her hand, and then she was clutching the handlebars with both hands, coming to the quick and horrifying realization that she'd forgotten something very important.

She'd never figured out how to brake!

Zipping from one side of the playing field to the other, with quick and dangerous turns that always seemed to only just barely avoid complete wrecks, Lorata screamed. She'd been too scared to even think of taking her hand off the throttle.



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