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thyPOPE
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 6:53 pm


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A wild-haired brown (or, er - muddy was more accurate) buck stomped by, but when he caught sight of Albatross and her furbies he whirled right around. "I've got an idea," he said. "Give them to me. Then I'll bring them to mushroom doe. The one with the big hair. I am more than convinced that she has the chops to take care of them." And if she didn't...well, the joke was on Deathcap. Even if he'd gotten tokens out of it.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:09 pm


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"We'll make it a game! Six kin on one side and six kin on the other. The team that kicks the most weird furry animals into their goal at the end of the day wins!" He was already getting excited.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:47 pm


Blue blood had another suggestion.

"Put them in a cage, decorate it, and let foals practice headbutting it"
PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:09 pm


Pile of Secrets hemmed and hawed before harrumphing at the whole affair. "Have you tried just... telling them how you feel? Let them know you don't love them. That'll keep them from wondering, and then maybe they'll give up."

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thyPOPE
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:17 pm


"Maybe follow them for a change," grinned Wild Green Stones. "Then they'll understand how annoying it feels."

He paused. "But, seriously. You should take some to mushroom doe."
PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:07 pm


"I think you should tie them all to tree branches and use them as bait to catch crocodiles and large fishes," Stalker suggested enthusiastically, while Murkcrow groaned loudly next to her.

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iStoleYurVamps

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:19 pm


Blue Blood was full of ideas, and had another to offer up.
"Cover them in honey and toss them into different beehive."
PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:52 pm


Rubythroat wasn't sure that the kin who'd gone before him knew anything about bees, but he was sure to go for a solution that was fashionable. "Make a lovely little home for them," he said, fluttering his eyelashes prettily. "Out of cactus and roses, of course."

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:12 am


iStoleYurVamps
+4 points for day 16, 22

Scaramouche Fandango
+2 points for day 17

anemosagkelos
+2 points for day 18

thyPOPE
+8 points for day 19, 23, 24, 26

FrostyPeaches
+2 points for day 20

Ruriska
+2 points for day 21

Chibi_Kokoro143
+4 points for day 25

Tiarana
+2 points for day 27



Albatross trilled softly, delight in her eyes. In a short week and then some, her little problem was getting more manageable. The air felt lighter, the night brigher and she was happier. Sooon, just a little bit more. It was a mystery how a group of furbies disappeared each night. She laughed a little.

"Congratulations are in order for these extra points. I'm looking forward to what more suggestions to be had."

"For the 28th day of December, I suggest perhaps finding a hole, cover it with sticks but not even bother with leaves and just offer a nice incentive then PLOP."
PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:16 am


Sootstriped worried a little furrow into the ground with a hoof as the zikwa buck thought about it.

"But what if they survive the fall?" Soot prompted. "I think it would work better if you seeded the bottom of the pit with hungry vipers. Or deep water! Then the sides will get slick and muddy if they try to crawl out."

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:58 pm


Kiss of Death chuckled and had another idea in mind after hearing Albatross' idea.

"You could make the bottom the hole full of porcupines. So when they fall in, the porcupines' needles should do their job. Those furry things won't be able to move while being in so much pain..."

She stared at her and smiled a wicked smile.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:27 am


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"Since they don't have any arms, I'd simply stick them upside down in the mud. How have they lived this long?" Rob looked wonderingly at the smushed, neckless horrors.

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thyPOPE
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:59 pm


"Send them to go find a legendary for you, and run away when they're not looking," grinned Wild Green Stones. "They're much too stupid to succeed, which means they'll get lost."
PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:49 am


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There was too much conversation here for a nap. She might as well join in and offer another suggestion. "Why not cover them in sticky sap and cover them in seeds. The birds will surely peck them to death."

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:15 pm


Kiss liked what the pale swirly patterned doe had suggested and came up with an even better idea.

"Why don't you soak them in blood? The hounds, bears, wolves, caiman, carnivores, you name it, they will never let them live."

If they weren't so hairy I'd eat them too, she thought. but their creepy set of eyes and tiny beak was just off-putting to this doe.
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