"Armor is only good against soldiers. I wear no armor, but at any point could've rammed a dagger into your spine, crippling you. You have a trusting aura, but a flash of cleavage could be your death." She quietly states, still with a bright smile on her face. She looks at Gurpgork and tilts her head a bit. "You carry a sack of lizards? Do they transform into giants?"
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 4:49 pm
"No ma'am," Baldur replied, ignoring the threat. He shoved the lizard back into the sack "these lizards don't turn into giants, only magical thing about her is that she makes waaaaay too many babies. But they're spies and distractions," he pulled out another, smaller lizard. He chucked the lizard near the beast in the hallway "Distract the creature Sir GurpGurp!" he commanded the lizard as he small reptile skittered about the floor.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:00 pm
The woman looks down at the lizard skittering around her legs. She slams one of her lion paws down upon it, crushing it into the ground. She then lifts it with her paw, tosses it up to her arms. Her armor cracks down the middle horizontally and splits open like a large mouth, the metal of the armor resembling teeth like a piranha's. She tosses it into the new formed mouth, crunches down, then swallows. Her armor returns to its original form, and she wipes her foot on the ground to clean the blood from it. "Gurpgurp dreamed of endless fields of grass and bugs. Interesting, considering he had never seen either." The woman comments.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:06 pm
Baldur bit down on his lip before tying the bag shut and strapping it back to his belt "well," he said gripping on his sword, trying to look courageous "Sir GurpGurp will be missed... but he was the weakest and he deserved a valiant death, or atleast to be a meal..."
Titiani lets out a loud gasp/squeak of horror when the lizard gets crushed. She covers her mouth and turns away, not able to watch her eat him. For a brief moment she stands perfectly still, makes the chirp of a lizard, then returns back to normal. "Excuse me..."
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:14 pm
"Perhaps you give me the mother, I'd never go hungry?" The woman calls. Suddenly, she seems to jolt as if startled by something. She reaches into a pocket made from the flesh on her shoulder and pulls out what looks like index cards. She looks down at the cards, the metal face twisting to that of confusion, and she quickly starts cycling through the cards. "What? What?! I don't..."
-]Ryssa had been about to answer when her curious....compatriot got distracted by the clanking of a walking tin can. Or rather, what turned out to be one of the ones who had still been sleeping when she left the initial chamber. The fact that he had a sack of lizards was mildly interesting, but as they were not her preferred beasts, she didn't attempt to interfere. She watched the debacle witht he monster and the little lizard with a bit of a smirk and then locked her gaze back onto the girl with the bells. "Oh, it's not leather, but ring mail....and I've always preferred the feel of silk over satin," she replied, fingering the silken robes under her well-crafted armor, "And as for my scales, it's not a curse, but a blessing from the gods....a mark of destiny, so to speak." Her attention was drawn back to the monster, wondering what might have confused the creature.[-
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:55 pm
Titiani looks at the red silks on Ryssa's armor tilting her head back and forth figuring it'd probably be a preferable material under armor. She ponders on what god would make its elves covered in scales, but then figures the elven gods might have done it to keep them safe. She then looks at Llangion. "So why aren't you covered in scales? Are you a sinner...lusting after human flesh n' all?"
-]Ryssa couldn't help but giggle at the accusation that was tossed the way of the other elf, so she covered her mouth with her hand to at least stifle the sound a little. Apparently the bell woman had correctly put together that Ryssa was superior to this normal, surface elf. "Funny as that is, hun," she told Titiani, "I'm positive that's not the case...I'm...one-of-a-kind."[-
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 6:19 pm
"Well, I suppose if you're the last female elf, and he's the last male...you would be one of a kind regardless? I'll lay off his ears if you two were sent to procreate..." Titiani offers. She laughs a little then looks at the woman flipping through cards. "So, if she just got orders to off us, what's our game plan for taking her out? Mine involves using this large fellow here," She starts as she motions to Baldur "as a human shield. Then perhaps playing dead."
@Ryssa We're now referring to Llangion (AKA Squee) as "surface elf" on skype...it's glorious.
"One-of-a-kind?" Baldur scoffed, before looking over Ryssa. "Well, you are... odd. But one of a kind? no. There's probably more of you lizard elves crawling around." he said crossing his arms. "skittering up the trees and what not."
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 6:45 pm
-]Ryssa's bright blue eyes seemed to flash in anger and she flourished her glaive, spinning it and herself around gracefully before brandishing the pointy end at the rude, meaty human. "I am not a lizard, and nor do i skitter," she replied, her tone practically dripping with venom, a complete 180 from her previously jovial demeanor, "I am a serpent, graceful and deadly." The insult seemed to have made Ryssa forget the bell woman's comment about "last female" and procreating.[-
@ Kiorria Hey wait! There's a skype and I wasn't invited? Meanie!
"Elves do not skitter" he says trying to hide his discomfort. "And we are NOT even the same kind of elf. Let alone the last of our respective kind. Why do you keep saying that?" He rummages around in his belt pouch for smoked deer jerky as seeing the lizard get eaten has made him strangely hungry.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 6:51 pm
Baldur frowned when he saw Ryssa start spinning her glaive "woah there girly, just alittle comment. Don't start chopping heads off of infront of big... metal creature.. lady." He said motioning towards the creature, He wasn't scared of her, even though he very well should be. He then flashed towards Llangion and smiled "so it talks, and I wasn't calling you a lizard. You're just a pointy ear'd tree humper."
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 6:55 pm
"The dark ones live in caves, though My kind are known to do interesting things with trees, ******** them is not a thing." Llangion starts eating his meal *munch munch munch*
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