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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:55 pm
"Mm, maybe just a little weird," he agreed. His playing faltered momentarily as she snuck her arm in, but other than a little shift against his pillow he was unperturbed and let the looping chord progression continue to the chorus. As long as he was at least half focusing on the music, it wasn't so bad. And truth be told, Hanna wasn't extremely touchy.
Jack snickered. "Almost as good as Dead Men Stalking. Their name was Aleria. Some sort of...genderqueer thing, I dunno. Think a demon getting a host plant, meshed into a symbiotic relationship."
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:00 pm
Somewhere in the back of her head she knew that this idyllic scene was an anomaly, and that some point in the future she would have duties, and that some point in the future she would have to detach and that some point in the future he would shoo her away-
But Chel didn't live in the future, she lived in the present.
"Genderqueer? The ******** that mean?" Chel asked. She was very ignorant to new terms and concepts. "And how's a demon with a little plant supposed to be scary?" She was half worried that Jack had gotten her information on a completely useless species just to make fun of her. Somehow that sort of roundabout joke would be like him.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:08 pm
"Means what it sounds like: they were queer as <********>. More specifically, they were genderfluid," Jack explained. "They even had like a dual voice when I talked to them, one male and one female. Really bizarre." He shrugged and went on to say, "Hell if I know what's so scary, though. Probably the mobile carnivorous plant part." Or the enjoys when their master eats human flesh part. "I mean they did give off a creepy vibe at least, which is more than some species can say."
He might or might not have meant this as a playful dig against Owain, who was silent.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:12 pm
"So they're ... a girl and a boy? What the ********>." Chel spoke not from hatred, just complete ignorance. "Least she ... he ... it wouldn't have to worry about trouble in bed. You know Halloween s**t make babies out of pumpkins. Really makes carving pumpkins on Halloween kind of ******** up."
Unfortunately, the dig against Owain was missed. Otherwise Chel would have bark bark barked right up Jack's tree.
She nudged his guitar lightly and said, "What other songs you know? Don't you dare play that shitty time of your life green day song neither."
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:22 pm
He gave a mighty shrug because <******** if he knew. "No less ******** up than the fact that we eat chicken eggs," he pointed out.
Hushing the strings, Jack glanced at her and made a face. "Shut up, I used to like listening to their stuff before they got boring and repetitive. I know some things here and there, depends on if I've looked at the sheet music recently or not. Mostly classic or punk rock, though." He hesitated, then added, waiting for the flak he'd get, "Also some indie."
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:48 pm
Well that was a good point.
"I worshipped the ground they walked on. Doesn't make time of your life any less shitty." She grinned enjoying the familiarity and similarity.
No flak was given, because that was more than Chel would ever know. "Could go for some Journey right now," she murmured, "But anything's fine. I like hearin' new songs too." She readjusted so her head was more properly on his shoulder, comfy and prepared to not move for a while. "Ground rules are no time of your life and no ******** free bird."
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:53 am
He considered his repertoire for a moment, relaxing now that he wouldn't get roasted for really feeding the hipster image. Humming in thought, he tilted his head back, reviewed what he remembered, and then broke into a sly grin. With two beats of the guitar intro, Jack belted out his best Nickleback impression. " Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh—"
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:02 pm
Chel let out a hardy laugh, one that was real and filled the room. She let him play and belt it out while she laughed on his arm and played pretend with him just the same. "What? Don't stop Beanstalk. Finish what ya started," she said coyly. "I expect the whole damn thing now." He'd brought it on himself.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:23 pm
Jack snickered before breaking into a laugh himself. Well, Nickleback hadn't been listed as a no-no, so it wasn't breaking the rules..."Oh noooooo," he lamented over dramatically in spite of his grin. "Oh no no no. ******** me, what've I gotten myself into?" And then with unabashed gusto, knocking his foot against the side of the bed to keep the beat, he finished the song and did his very best to continue mimicking the lead vocalist, even though it put a strain on his voice. He coughed a little when he finished. "I hope that stays in your head all week," he cursed Chel.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:31 pm
Chel listened obediently, only moving partway through the song to allow him better angle on the guitar. By the end she was in a laughing fit on the end of his bed. She knew where the water was kept, and she stood up to get him a bottle from the fridge. Handing it to him, still chuckling lightly she said, "Here rockstar, you've earned it." It was casual, a movement back to the bed. A long breath escaped her as she tried to control herself from the laughter. "I hope it is too, that was ********' priceless." Another casual, "Better than yer shitty cafeteria display." She snapped her fingers. "******** I shoulda gotten a video oh my god I'm so dumb."
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:53 pm
" Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar~" Jack sang, grinning impishly as he accepted the water bottle. "Thank you." Unscrewing the cap, he guzzled it down, let Barbara rest for a moment, and laid back against the pillows. "So you saw that, huh? Hanna and I were having a song off or whatever, so I decided to mess with her a little." Still smiling, less mischievous and more self-assured. "I'm totally winning, though. I have an amazing voice and, more importantly, a beautiful guitar as you've seen and heard." And Barbara was unmatched as far as he was concerned.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:01 pm
"That was not an invitation," she scolded him, slapping him lightly on the arm. "Yer gonna kill yer throat if you keep it up." Her jaw set for a moment- only a moment, before it relaxed and she said, "Oh I doubt that. Hanna's a pretty little thang. I bet she's got your a** beat here and back." Slivers in the hand. "What song you comin' at her next with? Please tell me ya got some twangy country at least. That s**t kills."
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:29 pm
"Yes, mother." He made another show of drinking water. Jack rolled his eyes, said, "Hanna's got nothing on me," and then scoffed his own phrasing. "I'll worry about the next one if she decides to retaliate. It was more challenging after all." He wondered what exactly Chel thought about it, carrying on conversationally as she did. "I don't do country," he went on to say, his nose wrinkling. "Blues sometimes, but never country. ******** twang grates on my sensibilities."
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:05 pm
"But that's why it's perfect," Chel insisted. "So ********' obnoxious n' silly. S'a ********' killshot of embarassment to her." She gave him a nudge to move over so she could stel Barbara's spot. "So yer just doin' it to ... win? Ain't that kinda ********?" Chel whistled and said, "Then again, I don't think neither of you got a romantic bone in yer bodies." It was an insult, just a playful observation.
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:22 pm
He rolled his eyes again, but Chel's reasoning was unfortunately appealing to his inner imp. Even if Hanna did come up with a counter, he didn't mind swallowing his pride if it meant a chance of embarrassing her. Hell, he did just play Nickleback. "S'not just about winning," Jack replied as he nudged her back with the water bottle. Barbara was staying in his lap where she belonged. "Maybe it's not your version of romance, but I think it's fun. Like flirting, but with more surprise and creativity to it. Nothing like some music in the middle of enduring an a*****e patient to brighten your day," he said with some fondness. "But I'll have you know I can be very romantic when I want to be, and so can she. We've had a coffee date at the graveyard before, for instance."
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