A Natural Blessing Username: Mahogany Sunset Tell Me a joke: A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer. The farmer says, "How many?" The dog says, "40." The farmer is surprised and says, "How can there be 40 - I only bought 38!" The dog says, "I rounded them up."
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:52 pm
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A Natural Blessing Username: Kirowyn Love Tell Me a joke: A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:06 pm
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A Natural Blessing Username: Lividacious How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 1.5 Make Me Laugh: Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:56 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: stormflower Tell Me a joke: Decided to do a lame horse joke xD
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A: A zebra!
or
Q: What do you call a baby donkey? A: A burrito!
Forgive the lameness xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:56 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Kettyn Tell Me a joke: (( Sorry for the length ))
There is a hardware store that is having a sale on toilets. One day during this sale a man comes in and speaks with the owner and tells him he is looking to buy a toilet. The owner tells the man that he has three toilets on sale: a wooden toilet, a metal toilet and a rare singing toilet. The man thinks about before deciding on the wooden toilet. Happy with the sale the owner tells the man that if he isn't satisfied with the toilet that he can bring it back within a few days.
Later on that same day another man comes in also looking to buy a toilet. The owner looks surprised and tells the man that all they have are a metal toilet and a singing toilet. The second customer decides to take the metal toilet. Once again the owner explains that if the purchase isn't satisfactory that the customer can return the toilet in the next few days.
Just before closing a man rushes in looking for a toilet. The owner, looking harried explains that they only have a singing toilet left. The customer groans but forks over the cash and walks out with his purchase. As the customer leaves the owner remembers to give the customer the option to return the toilet if he isn't satisfied with it.
So a few days pass and the owner is just opening the store for the day when the customer who bought the wooden toilet comes in. He places the toilet down on the counter and in an calm voice states, "So I'm not satisfied with this toilet."
The owner is curious and asks why.
The customer glares at the offending object before replying, "Because every time I sit down I get a sliver."
Somewhat satisfied by the explanation the owner refunds the sale.
Later on the second customer comes back with the metal toilet. He explains to the owner that he isn't satisfied with the toilet. When the owner asks why the customer replies, "It works fine but I can't stand having to sit down. Every time I do I freeze to the lid." The owner sighs and refunds the man his money.
Just before closing the third man storms in. He glances to the owner and plainly states that he's not satisfied with his purchase. The owner, bewildered, asks why.
"I'm not satisfied with this toilet because every time I go to sit down it sings "O Canada" and I have to stand up."
(( I suppose you could change O Canada to the American National Anthem if you are in the States ))
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:11 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: dawns_aura Tell Me a joke:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:55 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: `raze Tell Me a joke: On Saturday I was so hammered I sat in the parking lot of a bar and meowed at people as someone tried picking me up.
... never doing fireball again.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:01 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Lestragne Tell Me a joke: What has four wheels and flies?
A Garbage truck! xd:
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:17 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: dolphingurl Tell Me a joke: Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:10 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: hanging gallow Tell Me a joke: When do vampires like horse racing?
When its neck to neck!
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:35 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: xKOVAKtheWOLFx Tell Me a joke: what is black and red all over?
red and black paint.
lame, I know.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:50 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Thalea Tell Me a joke: Question: Who can defeat a spiderman?
Answer: A slipperman.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:57 pm
A Natural Blessing Username: Patji How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 0 Make Me Laugh:
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