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It was in the midst of all the typing and spamming and worrying himself to nauseating levels over whoever it was he'd decided to start spamming that he nabbed a bit of whatever was nearest, a piece of applie pie, and then suddenly he didn't care about who it was he in typing another mother-hen-ish message to.

He blinked once. Twice. Thrice.

And everything was starting to shrink. Or he was starting to shrink. Yeah, yeah that was it! He was starting to...

"SHRINK?!" he groaned again, putting his pocket card away and silently swearing off of desserts as he suffered the effects of his most recently nibbled treat.

[ 2/5 ]

» +1 fragment.

Sweetm00n looked around the tea party excitedly as she arrived. Everything was so cute - even if it was giant! She was beyond finished with those twisting woods and the fact that the jabberwocky was actually a real 100% legitimate quest in it. That was just awful. Sitting down on the rim of a saucer with a sigh of relaxation, she selected a slice of the peach cobbler that was closest to her and bit down. As soon as she swallowed her first bite, she blinked. "...." Dropping the rest of her cake, she quickly pulled out her pocket card. She had messages to send!



[fragment 1 / 5]
((choosing a desert randomly!!))

"Yeah, no."

His face fell and he ran for the next treat, not caring what it did so long as it meant that the effects of his eye-burning pink outfit were gone. Kiin took a piece of the honey tart and tossed it into his mouth, chewed and swallowed.

The world went spinning then, and suddenly he was much closer to the ground. Much closer. He narrowed his eyes and tried to walk. He struggled, so looked down and noticed his feet were...different.

He would have groaned, but somehow found he couldn't. He tried to talk -- still nothing. His feet weren't exactly working properly so he hopped -- they looked like bunny feet so hopping seemed like the better option -- to a nearby teacup and put in the effort to climb up to the rim and look at his reflection in the tea.

At the sight, March Hare-Kiin squeaked.

Twice.

[ 4/5 ]

» +1 fragment.

(1/5 Fragment - Apple pie)

Finally. He finally escaped the snapping monster of the woods. Trotting along at a moderate pace, Clopper wondered what would happen to him now. Apart from the occasional other person (which Clopper did not approach), the going had been fairly quiet.

Until now that it.

Tiny ears picked up the sound of music being played close by. Curious, the tiny sprite decided that it warranted an investigation. What greeted him when he had finally arrived just...boggled his mind.

MASSIVE

MONSTROUS

MADNESS

Those were just some of the thoughts that ran through Clopper’s mind as he stared at the huge furniture before him. Nevermind that, the music was still playing despite the lack of musicians or sound emitting devices.

What was a person to do?

Well...

Huffing and puffing and scrambling, the small figure hauled himself up a large stuffed chair. It helped that said chair came with tassels.

When he’d finally reached the table top, another astonishing thing happened. Foods of enormous sizes sprang up from out of nowhere. Despite its large size, the smell though...was fantastic.

Clopper’s mouth watered. Until now, he’d never known that he craved sweets.

Stumbling over a large saucer and avoiding the drip of scalding tea, Clopper made a beeline for the apple pie. He could practically taste its aroma as it wafted through the air.

Therefore, he wasted no time in chomping down large chunks of the pie. If it was poisonous, the sprite thought, then he’d just reappear at the beginning. Very much like what happened with the monster.

But as Clopper chomped and scarfed, something odd was happening. Either the pancake was growing or...he was shrinking. Alarmed, Clopper backed away from the pie and nearly tumbled off the pie pan in his haste.

What was he to do?!

No, he didn't need to think about it. He was not staying a March Hare for however long these effects were supposed to last. After flopping off of the edge of the teacup and landed on his cute little bunny tail, he squeaked again and made a hop-dash for the cake pops, shoving as much as he could into his adorable little March Hare mouth.

POP.

He was back to normal again, sort of. Except there was a sardonic smile that slowly but surely spread on his face. Oh, he was normal alright. Except for one very extraordinary little hitch.

He was invisible. The normally stoic expression of his changed subtly then, and he started planning. OH did he have plans... such plans.

[ 5/5 ]

» Main Quest completed. +5 levels. +1 loot card. +1 fragment.

fouof's expression was one of utter consternation and worry as she tailed after the much, much, much taller ghoul. Why was she being ignored? Wringing her hands, the mad hatter kept as close to the gryphon as she could, now and again tugging at the other ghoul's coat, pouting and whimpering for her to stop.

((claiming only 1 fragment because have you seen the fragment imbalance?))

So.

Even after turning into a March Hare and being painted NEON PINK, there's still no bell at the table.

No bell. Get it? No bel.

Frustated, he scooped a handfull of Jell-o, the least dangerous, only very calorized, food--

And he had long forgotten that in Wonderland, there's no reasoning with normal Earthian.

And so he hallucinated that everyone turned into trees. Way to go.

Tries: 3/5.