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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:39 am
As the assorted junk and foodstuffs fell around them, Ronan found himself temporarily airborne before coming down hard, several packs of marshmallows thankfully breaking his fall.
He gasped for much needed air, and decided just lying where he was till the world stopped swirling was probably the best idea.
"Ow.. "
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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:07 pm
Kai Merha *BEEP! BEEP!*It was at that exact moment that the screechza arrived! Glen immediately shot up into a straight standing position, eyes wide and a delighted smile that was practically watering."Schreechza!"And with a quick wave of his iCoffin/wand, the creepover supplies righted themseles and proceeded to float, single file, into the Merha Manor.
Glen then quickly hopped out of he SUV trunk and proceeded toward the schreechza delivery car with his handful of coupons and vouchers. He stopped only briefly to look at Kai.
Glen said in a hushed whisper, "'I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell my mom I did that. She doesn't approve of using magic for mundane things."And Glen hurried over as the delivery boo started unloading a mass of fresh, piping hot schreechza pies.
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:52 am
Ronan carefully picked himself up and watched the Marshmallows that were under him casually float away. He frowned, why hadn't Glen just done that in the first place?
He moved to help Nero up.
"I apologise. Are you hurt?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:45 am
At the very first instance of possible crashing, Rory had backed away from the scene in an act of self-preservation. Now that order was restored and Glen was using his wand to transport all his goodies inside, Rory made his way back into the group. He disagreed with Glen's mother, though. Glen using his powers to prevent anything from falling on the ground and breaking seemed like a VERY important use of his powers, not trivial at all!
Also distracting from the chaos was the delicious smell of hot screechza, as the Fire Elemental delivery boo talked payment with Glen and several of the guys grabbed boxes and brought them inside poolside to eat.
"Ooh, I smell boofalo wings, don't I?" Rory asked Kai as the two of them carried the piping-hot boxes inside.
"Yeah, and my favorite too - Hawaiian style pizza....I mean, screechza." Kai corrected himself. Rory tilted his head at Kai. "Sorry. Sometimes I'm still getting the hang of monster slang. Hey, Gryff!"
Kai turned to the hippogryff and his gremlin cohort.
"This one on top's marked 'free-trade organic vege-scarian.' Will you eat that? If not, I can always whip up some poi."
Rory was amazed at how Kai treated Gryff like 'just one of the guys.' Everyone else tried to get away from Gryff's whithering glare as he seemed to be more interested in hexting someone about his surroundings than hanging out with the boos.
"Hey." Kai turned back to Rory after getting an answer from Gryff. "I was meaning to ask you. Do you melt when you get wet?"
"Do I whaaaaa?" Rory screwed up one eye and gave Kai an incredulous look. Where did THAT come from? Kai begged off apologetically.
"Sorry! I was just wondering. I mean...Glen does, and he's a witch, and you're a witch too, so I thought...never mind. I didn't mean to offend!"
"No, it's okay, it's just...the melting thing, not every witch melts when they get wet. I can swim just fine. I mean, I wouldn't do it somewhere there was a waterfall or rocks in the water or pointy sand or anything dangerous, but I can swim."
"Oh, gnarly! Sorry about seeming sort of ignorant. I'm actually pretty new to the whole monster thing. So don't mind me if I ask questions."
"'S okay." Rory gave him a grin. A large table, a reasonable distance away from the water, started to groan under the weight of all the food. With a horde of hungry boys drooling over it, who wanted to wait on ceremony?
"Dig in!" Kai told everyone, and the eating commenced.
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:48 pm
"Hey Lin! That one in the brown box I think is for you!" Glen called out over the loud chatter and hungrily amplified 'Nom! Nom! Noms!' of the boys who proceeded to begin devouring the virtual feast before them!
"For me?"
Lin frowned and reached over, bending at the waist against the edge of the table, to grasp the screechza box in his claws and drug it closer. Eyes narrowed in suspicion he leaned in and sniffed at the unopened box and then his eyes popped open wide.
"No way!"
With a flick of the claw, the lid flipped open and Lin found himself staring at...
"Scottish deep fried schreechza!"
"Microbro! You're drooling...!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:41 am
This was pretty gnarly. Kai couldn't help but grin as all the guys gathered round the table and started snarfing down screechza like it was going out of style. Even Gryff and Lin had showed up, plus a bunch of monsters Kai was barely acquainted with. He knew Rory Bludworth was a distant cousin of Glen's, but not much else, and JD Leeds seemed like a completely chill bro.
His slip-up talking to Rory earlier made Kai acutely aware that he was still a little bit of an outsider to monster culture, though. He wondered if there was a way to use this creepover to get to know the boos here better. Without being all mushy and girly-gossipy, of course. Back in Hawaii, with his normal normie friends, when they had a party they'd hang out on the beach and surf till the sun went down. Then, they'd build a bonfire and tell stories late into the night. But here, with all the distractions that Hexbox, iCoffins and TV had to offer, that sort of tradition didn't seem too likely.
"Pass me a slice of that Hawaiian, would ya, bro?" Kai asked Nero, who was elbow-deep in chowing down himself.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:21 pm
Dashner walked inside and put the cloak and camera away, to see that all the boo's were all crowded around the table. Confused, he looked over Nero's shoulder to see what it was... Schreeza!
His stomach rumbled, and he tried to get to the front so he could get a slice, but the other Boo's were unintentionally pushing him backward.
"Um... Excuse me?" he said, trying to get up to the front. Didn't work.
"Bro's?!" he tried again,many it still didn't work. His stomach rumbled again for some food.
"... Can I PLASE get a slice of some food?!?!?!" he found himself saying somewhat loudly.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:28 pm
As everyone, Nero included, rushed off for food Ronan simply sighed and followed. He still had to find Dashner.
Thankfully his dorm mate wasn't difficult to locate, failing to barge his way through the other boos to get at the screecha.
"Dashner... " He began, but the boo wasn't listening. "Dashner." He repeated, tapping the boo on the shoulder impatiently.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:39 pm
Dashner Hawke "... Can I PLASE get a slice of some food?!?!?!" he found himself saying somewhat loudly. "Here ya go Dash!" Glen piped up from ... so where, and a plate piled with about four assored slices found it's way into Dashner's claws. "Enjoy!"Glen then looked longinly at his own plate piled impossibly high with multiple slices! Glen looked at his cousin, Rory, and laughed."It's the Leaning Tower of Schreechza! Ha!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:02 pm
Lin grabbed for another slice of deep fried screechza goodness when all of a sudden, another set of claws attached itself to the slice Lin had his eyes set on..."Hey! That's mine!""C'mon microbro." Nero reasoned. "Don't be greedy.""Glen said it was mine!""It's for everybody.""But I want the piece with the brown bubble on it!"It was a tug of war of epic (!?) proportions when the slice tore ... Nero's elbow hit the ordered desserts, a pie actually ... which sent it flying right at Dashner's head and SPLAT!
Nero looked mortalfied! Lin, however, seemed quite pleased his torn half had the little brown cheese bubble and he dug in!
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:02 pm
"Sorry, Dash! At least I didn't fling Lin at you."
Nero eyed the little gremlin wearily and took a bite of the strange, deep fried screechza.
"Whoa! This is pretty great. Man, you can deep fry almost anything and it'll be better. They should put this on a stick and sell it at the State Scare."
Nero nabbed another slice out of the box and put it on his plate next to a slice of Hawaiian style. He grabbed a seat on the couch and put his feet up on the coffin table.
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:57 pm
Much as he'd have rather not been here, the food did smell pretty good and he'd barely eaten all day. His stomach rumbled and he gave up trying to get Dashner's attention and gazed longingly at the assortment of screacha and other greasy foodstuffs. The smell was enticing. Of course it was nothing on delicious Lutefisk, but was that... anchovies?
Pressing the change of clothes he'd brought into Dashner's hands, he drifted toward the table.
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:14 pm
Boy that Dashner sure was a brave one! He couldn't get up to the table but never the less, he was able to make himself known -- LOUDLY -- and it worked because Glen had gotten him a plate filled with that hot, cheesy goodness that was screechza!
Whereas Shad himself stood back against the wall, almost subconsciously inching himself toward a random closet door, while his tummy growled at the smell drifting through the house.
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:19 pm
As Ronan helped himself to some of the massive amounts of screechza, Glen drifted over toward him with his own full plate and even fuller mouth."Why so glum, chum?" Glen asked between mouthfuls, bite and swallows. He then paused and linked, then placed a greasy, screechza staned hand on Ronan's shoulder and said, "I'm sorry. Was that offensive?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:05 pm
Kai's iCoffin vibed, and he grabbed it with his non-screechza'd hand.
"Huh? DUDE!" Kai turned to Nero. "You nominated me for Tombcoming King?"
"Yeah, bro." Nero replied, between massive bites. "Yesterday. I told you, you gotta download the Ghostly Gossip app, bro. You're behind the times. Noms closed yesterday, you know."
Kai shrugged. "I dunno, bro. I'm not even sure I'm going to the dance, you know? With my beast ghoul in Grrmany and all."
"Bro. BRO. Bro. Look at me." Nero pointed at his eyes, pointed at Kai, and pointed at his eyes again. "Focus. Bro. This is TOMBCOMING, bro. There is a 3-to-1 ratio of ghouls to boos at Monster High. There will be so many ghouls on the dance floor it'll be like that creepover at the Looking Glass right now, bro."
Nero lapsed into a brief fantasy, a vision of dozens of ghouls in nighties, having a pillow fight.
"Awwww, yiss...."
"Nero."
"Yiss, yiss."
"Bro!"
"Huh? Yeah? What were we talking about?"
"Tombcoming, yo. I said I'm not sure I'm going. Demona's not here, I'm behind on my big final art project, I could get time and a half at the Arrgh-house for working that night-" Kai shrugged as Nero facepalmed.
"No. No, no, no. NO. BRO." Nero slammed a fisted, gold-ring encrusted claw on the table, attracting all the other boos' attention. "FELLOW BROS. My good friend, wingmanster and numero uno bro, Kai Merha, is in need of medical assistance. No. Not medical assistance. BRODICAL BRO-SISTANCE." With all eyes on Nero, Kai looked down at his plate and tried very hard not to sigh too loudly.
"He's saying he doesn't want to go to Tombcoming. He says it's because his ghoulfriend, if she does exist-"
"You've met her-"
"-is in GRRMANY. Which may or may not be a real place-"
"It totally is-"
"-And it is up to US to show him, nay, BRO him that Tombcoming is the pot of ghoul gold at the end of the RAINBRO."
"Please don't."
"LET THE BRO-SCHOOLING.....COMMENCE." Nero pulled up his iCoffin and swiped it till a picture came up. "Iris Clops. 9 on the hottie scale. No date for Tombcoming. Going with an ENTIRE group of unattached ghoul friends."
"Where did you take that picture? Is that the middle of the Dead Languages test? Is that why you didn't finish that test before the end of class?"
"NOTIMETOEXPLAINMYPHOTOGRAPHYSKILLZ!" Nero swiped his iCoffin again. "Clawdeen Wolf. NEVER has a date for a dance. ALWAYS wants to dance. Solid TEN on the hottie scale. Do you see where I'm going with this?"
Kai let out another sigh. This wasn't going to end for a while...Nero had a LOT of pictures on his iCoffin.
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