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 Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:54 pm
I can't rhyme so I'll just sing and *dance*!
We would like to invite you on a journey
A tale of an instrument of death
Watch us as we pass the axe
*Shimmy Shimmy*
[Blaze:]
I took the axe off the shelf in the tool shed
It's telling me I gotta ******** bloody the misled
My victim approached
Cut her head off at the throat
She was a hooker with AIDS
Spreading disease like it was dope
Cut the head off her pimp
Before he started to trash talk
Two bodies in my trunk and police on a manhunt
I'm on the noose again
They chasing me for blocks
Seen a homie on the street
So I passed the axe to Madrox
[Madrox:]
I took the axe
What the ******** am I supposed to do with that?
It's all bloody
And it looks like its been in and out of someone's back
Grips on the handle, blood dripping down the neck
So I grabbed that b***h like *laugh* back
Who wanna get halfed up by the half with
Who got a gang of problems
And don't give half a s**t, b***h
You can fall victim to the double headed furry
Don't be scared, be worried, man.
[Chorus:]
Pass it, something sharp and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back. *screams* I'LL HACK YOU!
It's raining, the rain is dark and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back. *screams* I'LL HACK YOU!
[ABK:]
I took the axe back to the shed where I stay
Cleaned off the blood and then sharpened up the blade
Waited 'til dark and then ran through the hood
And chopped up drunk bums like they're blocks of wood
I can't see myself stopping and if I do then I'm dead
And the only way I'm dying is if I sever my own head
Grip on the tip, so my nub won't slip
And I'm about to ********' pass it to the hands of 2 Dope b***h
[Shaggy:]
I took your axe and swang it through like butter
When I cut back you better run, duck, and cover.
You know your jugular well, it's gone
I blacked out last night and realized in the morning
Gotta dig another hole in the backyard
Run get me a shovel, it ain't that hard
And understand that I got a hairpin trigger wrist
When I squeeze it off, haha, you get the gist.
[Chorus:]
Pass it, something sharp and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back. *screams* I'LL HACK YOU!
It's raining, the rain is dark and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back. *screams* I'LL HACK YOU!
[Violent J:]
I took the axe
Perhaps I had a relapse
I seen a pretty pretty neck
And I couldn't relax
I cut through it
I throw knives with precision
But it's noting like the feeling
Of committing the incision
Flip it over, a radio programmer
I pound his head into a bloody pizza
With the hammer
Threw it into the sky and let it stick in my back
And passed out at Monoxide's front porch like that.
[Monoxide:]
I took the axe and lost my ******** mind
On this cop who pulled up behind me
I handcuffed him on the side of the street
And started smacking em with it like I was making a beat
Oh God!
Another cop pulled up
So I grabbed the same axe and planted it in his forehead
Two more dead, bloody and dismembered
Now it's back in the shed and that's all I remember.
[Chorus:]
Pass it, something sharp and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back. *screams* I'LL HACK YOU!
It's raining, the rain is dark and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back. *screams* I'LL HACK YOU!
The axe that splits so many backs
Its back to the tool shed to relax
Peep that
So many failed with no tale to tell.
And it's only remembered be the stain they left
On the axe.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:05 pm
Im back for another go with the axe
I was plannin' on usin it to cut deep into peoples back
But something strange had happened
Something that i dont quite get
all of a sudden, Blam, im in hells pit
But that ain't gunna stopm me
Actully it made me kinda pissed
knowing that i thought all those bullets had missed
actully the filled my body with lead
now i stand here dead
with the axe in my hand
and murder in my head,
the good thing about hell
you can kill and kill and kill
but the dead just keep comin back
time ta give them a smack.
The zombies in this dark hot place
they decayed ad stunk
but the axe slid threw their face
like butter it went threw
then for all to veiw, many at my feet
and i am yet to be beat
i decide why not the demons
i go and give them my greetings
my axe to their throat
damn it i got blood on my coat
this made me really mad
my blood lust getting bad
i decided to take on satan
cuz the b***h always playa hatin'
i swung at him with all my might
but yet his face showed no fright
he simply luaghed at me and peirced my chest
guess i wasn't really the best
my life was slowly drained
and soon i realized what i had gained,
back on earth, i felt refreshed
i guess now i have experienced death
well nothing left for me to do
but pass the axe to you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:45 am
*sittin' on a bench listining to The Great Milenko* biggrin ......*gets split in the nuts with a hachet* eek .... scream "OOOOWWWWW!!!THAT HURT!!! Oh, a hachet!" smile ........ twisted ....."SWEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!" twisted *looks for a nugget to lob off*...... ninja *sees a cop* smile ..... biggrin ..... twisted "Too easy!!!" *runs at cop with axe in hand*.....*delivers a battle cry* scream "Woooooooooo!!! HACHET!!!!!!".........*drops hachet into another ninjas hands* "Nooooooooooooo!!!" mad ... evil ....... gonk .... cry cry ....... crying ......"WHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!" crying
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:09 pm
Many months later, ain't nobody heard a sound. Only thing left is a memorial with the axe in the ground. I grab the axe, look around, I ain't seein nothin. I start sprintin away, I'm huffin and puffin. I get to a nearby town, and finally catch my breath. Then I heard a b***h scream, "OH MY GOD, YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!!!" I was jumped, looked again, what the ********? Some chick with big tits stood next to a guy named Chuck. So I gripped tight the axe, and swung with all my might. I lopped off they heads and the rest were ready to fight. About twenty mutha ******** popped outta nowhere and started sprintin at me, crazy! I laughed like a wicked clown, "I'MA MAKE YO' EYEBALL LAZY!" A few blood splatters later, and some nuggets on the floor, I wiped off the axe, and tossed it towards the door.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:40 pm
What's this? and axe thru the door? Rips it out...heads for the convientant store.
Who's gotta die? Who's gotta die?? I thru the axe and hit some guy in the eye!
The pigs show up as I scurry through the place, dodging each bullet and then found a case...Of FAYGO! Ran through the door with my axe in the air, and the case of Faygo as the piggies stare. All I heard was my heart beating, the noise went away, I stopped to see the piggies, it was time to make a piggie pie. I cut them up, swinging my axe, I left the piggies in a bloody mess. With bodies lying all around me, my time was done, so I wiped the axe, and I had had my fun. I threw the axe and it hit a post, I walked away, I had had my piggy roast! twisted
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:59 pm
hey.....whats that I see off in the disstance haging out of that post.....is it?....HEY I THINK IT IS!, IT IS THE AXE IV HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT! *grabs and runs hitting it on the ground as i go* XD looky looky a fine victim right in my sights
*sneaks up and asks for the time*
woman: Oh its about 10:3..*STAB right in the forhead!*
The woman staggers around with the axe in her face over to the ninja on his/her front pourch behind us for some sort of help
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:16 pm
Oo an axe
now yall all expectin me to rap
but the fact I aint even gotta rap its still phat
this axe is my new buddy
he'll never make me cry
"Hey Your just stealing some of Violent J's Lines"
SHUT Up ******** whip the axe from there and pin his hand to Vine
Now Im off TO make love to Manakin
And No I shouldnt Be Panikin
((I stole so much >.>))
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:04 am
Nicodemous Oo an axe now yall all expectin me to rap but the fact I aint even gotta rap its still phat this axe is my new buddy he'll never make me cry "Hey Your just stealing some of Violent J's Lines" SHUT Up ******** whip the axe from there and pin his hand to Vine Now Im off TO make love to Manakin And No I shouldnt Be Panikin ((I stole so much >.>)) I take the axe from your a**, Twirlin it around as I pass. "Look, mutha facko, you need to know how to deal. With a blade like this? You can make bitches kneel." That's all I said, took the axe, and I started wanderin off. Then some a** stepped in the way, said his name was Christoph. I was like "Mutha ********! You scared the s**t outta me!" He shook his head and said, "You need to get out the way, and let me be." I gave him a dirty look, and swung, quick as a breeze. His head flopped off, and his body fell to it's kneez. I laughed a little, and pissed on the corpse. I toss the axe in the air, some other 'lo or 'lette gotta have some fun, of course.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:02 pm
Rage_Clown_of_the_Blade Nicodemous Oo an axe now yall all expectin me to rap but the fact I aint even gotta rap its still phat this axe is my new buddy he'll never make me cry "Hey Your just stealing some of Violent J's Lines" SHUT Up ******** whip the axe from there and pin his hand to Vine Now Im off TO make love to Manakin And No I shouldnt Be Panikin ((I stole so much >.>)) I take the axe from your a**, Twirlin it around as I pass. "Look, mutha facko, you need to know how to deal. With a blade like this? You can make bitches kneel." That's all I said, took the axe, and I started wanderin off. Then some a** stepped in the way, said his name was Christoph. I was like "Mutha ********! You scared the s**t outta me!" He shook his head and said, "You need to get out the way, and let me be." I gave him a dirty look, and swung, quick as a breeze. His head flopped off, and his body fell to it's kneez. I laughed a little, and pissed on the corpse. I toss the axe in the air, some other 'lo or 'lette gotta have some fun, of course. woah what is this how can it be i say this as i tripple flip outta tree its my old buddy the axe so many attacks... as i land i polish and wipe it with wax... im ready for another turn of this game even tho things said may be lame twisted the axe is here it will be fun no ones survinving so get ready to run xp scream rahhhhhh!!!! i grip the axe for my quick attacks freshly wiped up and covered in wax i smack i smash i rip i mash like in the games i do a quick dash i run up to the little town the guard at the gate looked at me with a frown i smiled at him i got blood on my chin he goes for his gun you know im ready for fun so im quick to swing and the blood i can bring lol i got the ninja quickness and the wax is the slickest it makes the axe water proof no wait blood proof..my goof i knew it would stain and eventualy stick i like the brown handdle without blood from the pigs leaving the axe i go into town ill wait for the next lo or lette to get down whee i miss doing this lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:42 pm
Like Batman I creep through the night
Hidding with the childrens' screams of fright
Yeah, that's right, I got the axe again
I'm sorry, y'all, I know all I'm doin is hoggin
This axe, it split so many backs
And it's ready to split more with it's lethal hacks
So I creep through the underground, cloak billowin in the dark
Pop up from the sewers, and jack some guy's Skylark.
Drive across town, goin to the Piggy station,
I'ma show these mutha ******** a member of the Juggalo nation
I jump out the car, and walk for the door,
They see me with the axe, and already they on the floor
Tryin to duck from me, thinkin I might throw it or somethin,
Naw, man, I just wanna do some slicin, ain't gonna be no throwin
They start shootin like dumb ********, one went through my eye
"Damn, y'all. I'm a Juggalo, don't ya know? WE DON'T DIE!"
I started swingin like crazy, the mutha ******** dropped,
As I rolled through the building, they all fell as I chopped
I grabbed a can of spray paint, and headed outside,
I'ma immortalize on this building, all whom I confide
I walked to the wall, this bum back there couldn't believe what I did,
I spray painted a Hatchetman, ICP and Twiztid.
I looked at the bum, tossed him the axe,
"Be careful, watch your back."
I started to walk away, then I looked behind me,
"If ya don't give it to the next Juggalo that comes by... I'll be seein ye."
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:22 pm
look at me now cuzz here i be i came to the station with the same idea as thee
ill take the axe ill eat a few snacks
thanks for the return and the potential thriller
watch out biggits heres a killer
as the bum i am and the bum i might be ill come out begging for change you see
waiting for one of these people to drop a dime not a penny but some gum a rock and a little slime i waited for my next descusting treat and i butted the ******** o so descrete
give me junk and laugh like a punk walk away cuzz i smell like a skunk
"ill slice yer a**" dragging him into an ally
blood flowed out rightbehind me
come one come all to my gore filled gallerie
you can walk strait threw and see nothing but red
you can hear some moaning
the dude aint yet dead!!?
but hes streched across at least 10 foot
back and forth 30
nobody heard me
i say it again hurry up quick!!
a screatch comes from his mangled neck
i stick the axe in whats left of brain
waiting for the next one whos insane
ill just sit here and collect some change
floop...
scream damn it!! scream come here!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:00 am
Whats this I see a Juggalo and his fantasy
I jump down from the roof and land on the poor ******** knees
as I take the axe I see an onlooker excited and he excited me too
so I was quickly decided but realized I was already halfway there
he looked back and I could see his horrified stare
with a wicked quickness I made his head fly
I looked to my left and saw cops coming..
I don't like the look in their eye..
so i..
didn't take long to decide..
BOOM! I let the axe fly
split his head straight down the middle
but I wasen't going to fiddle
I was quicker!
than their shock
I heard a loud bang as I frontflipped over the officer's falling corpse and retreive the axe for a Juggular severing fit for a pig
then take a Swig, out my magic flask
as I begin to walk I casually toss up the Axe.
(FUN! Toss reaches around fifty feet high. Five floors roughly.)
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:02 pm
ninja i drop my cup n im back for the axe
quick to slash the sloshy s**t outa some backs
felling refreshed i climb up the stairs to see the axe falling
i just jump for it like i dont care without any stalling
i get it fst n i flip to the ground i land softly without a sound
i look to the blood that sleeps on the streets
people walk over it not looking at their feets
i know ive been a lil crazy but its ben so much fun as soon as these people see me they are on the run
i cant stand the heat from the sun
the cops show up n point their guns
i crack my neck as they say drop it
i walk a lil closser n i hear "you better stop it!!!"
bullets fly by as i their flying threw me
blood flys from them as the bullets did to me
the axe was strong to defect a few bullets
but i fall to my knees i just cant move it
the axe falls to my side
my facce hits the dirt
all i can do is look at my bullet ridden shirt
the blood squirts out im starting to black out
but threw all of this i aint got nothing to worry.. about
i fell asleep with the axe at my side
give me a few minutes and ill heal my hide
(next)
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:02 pm
I hear gunshots and a fellow lo' falling
I was quick to the scene as the cops we're calling
Backup I realized with a smirk
there were cars and sirens coming
Woop.. there goes my quirk
I'm not stopping
but thats what they demand
I laugh out loud as the Axe hits my hand
quick with the flip I let the b***h slip
into his back I heard his spine Rip..
now the tires squeel I'm not gonna wait
before they've even stopped I'm launching full weight
the axe carries flesh as I rip it from bone
with a flick of my wrist the dead cops no longer alone
another one down I run for the coward
he's not getting out like that car could protect him
he's calling for backup I gotta redirect him
quick to the split I let the axe fly straight through the window and stuck in his EYE.......
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:18 pm
quick to pick up where my homie left off
i grab the hatched
no time ta be soft
i'm headed to the highschool
to split some wigs
runnin and avoidin those b***h a** pigs!
first to go down
the teachers who told me
to ******** the clown.
i swing and chop the nuggets off of a few
when the bell rings and my hatchet gets ******** a juggalette to do?
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