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Melvin watched as Robert went about trying to prod people with his dinosaur, then seeing someone mess around with Wilson who was either drunk or really sick. Either or, this was HIS shower time and no one was going to ruin it. This was his sanctuary and he was going to rinse, repeat, and repeat before he bothered with anyone.

He already was lathering his hair. If the girls were watching (or anyone in the shower), they got to have some more eye candy.

"I think," Sherry had started to reply to Kat's question. She never finished. It wasn't something that needed a reply. Her mouth didn't exactly close, those. Sherry was too busy gaping at the scene unfolding before them.

Was that? Yes, yes it was. She knew a few of these guys. And they were just, parading around, naked, wet, soapy and....there was dancing and panicking over-- Was that Wilson? Something looked very off about him being there, probably the fact that he looked rather unconscious and fully clothed. How did that make any sense?

And then people were getting more soapy, Jake walked in, someone put Wilson under the water, and Robert started demanding soap. It was chaos, it was beautiful and...she couldn't believe she'd just thought that. Oh, lord. Sherry had never been so red in her life.

"Is that...do you think they're always like this?" The guy's showers looked a whole lot more exciting than the girls.
And not for that reason, no. omg. nogetyourmindoutofhtegutter.

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"No." He gave a shake of his head, trying to figure it out himself. "I thought one of you did, or that he did. Is it a prank maybe?" It would have been funny if he didn't look like he was really unconscious. Okay, so maybe with that floatation device it still was at least a little funny. He would have left him as he was to, but then Dakota, being Dakota, had other plans.

"You know, I don't think--Hey! Dakota!" Ryan gave Dakota a slap on the back, which ended up leaving behind a nice red imprint of his hand. "He's going to kill you when he wakes up. You do know that, right?"

"Don't worry, trained medic here, let me just..." Dwight nudged Wilson, then took a moment to feel up his biceps. Hmmmm... "I think he's gone up a rank." The Life tech paused, "And by that I mean, he'll live." He gave Clarice's purported Death Spy a reassuring nod, felt up his bicep too, then went back to his own shower.

"I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes..."

"Well it looks like they are setting about killing him off pretty good." The fact the other hunter was unconscious and not moving was more than a little unsettling, as were the crowd of glistening men tending to him.



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He tried to relax into the attention on his hair again. "So like. What's he ever done to you? I mean Sasha did this." he pointed at the slashes on his neck, the gashes on his shoulder. "Just bad unconscious vibes?" he couldn't help but sound a little bit incredulous. How the hell was he a threat?

Melvin was ******** distracting aswell, somewhere in his element.

Why was everyone so ******** good looking in this damn facility? Well, almost everyone.

"....Is that Dwight?"

Dakota gave a yelp at the slap on his back and then looked at Ryan with wide eyes. "Dude, Prank or no prank. I think he would be mad REGARDLESS OF HIS SITUATION." He cackled and then hollered at Robert. "Robert, Can you let Wilson ride you're toy Dinosaur? I think it would make a nice picture!" OH GOD PRICELESS BLACK MARKET STUFF.

It was all lost though on the freaking out Deryk. "Wait save that Robert." He headed over to the death trainee and put him into a headlock. Let me remind you that Dakota is completely naked and unshamed.

"Deryk, I think you take life to seriously." Dakota begin, smiling. "You need to loosen up, don't think about all the s**t that can drag you around." He pulled the hunter and walked around. "See, You gotta enjoy the simple things. Wilson being dead like is nothing to the showers of communial men and the shennagins we do. Just look at Robert, He's the finest example of a man who enjoys life. And he enjoys it without being serious."

What was Dakota even saying?

Head turning slowly to stare at Sherry, the girl only shook her head. "I have no idea.." It's not like she watched something like this every day. She had already seen one man naked before, she didn't expect to see--THIS MANY ever.