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poke mattix rolled 5 20-sided dice:
1, 2, 11, 12, 18
Total: 44 (5-100)
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 Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:52 pm
"SSHHHIII- JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK" Poke cursed as she weaved, jumped, and lunged out of the way of the gnomes huge fists as they grabbed for the tiny dragon. In one desperate move, she slid underneath a teacup to catch her breath, only to be thrown from it when a bronze teapot smashed overhead.
She bounced around, coming to a stop nearby where she scrambled to her feet, narrowly missing another chubby gnome hand. This time, she found a much better hiding place; a piece of cake on a plate, and she spent a few moments eating the delicious treat before she moved on. It was then she narrowly missed a piece of cake that landed right in front of her, blocking her current path.
"DAMMIT!" Swearing, she choose a different route through the cups and pots, and somehow, this route let her to the relevant safety of the edge of the table
HP: 40
((exit!))
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Seussi rolled 5 20-sided dice:
14, 13, 7, 15, 4
Total: 53 (5-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:54 pm
Alexander waited just long enough for his zombro to join him before he ducked into the maze, noting with some amount of distaste that they were still being pursued by the giant gnomes of deathly doom. He chose a random direction to start out, darting around a corner and promptly losing the other boil, and not getting far before some goopy substance dropped down onto his head from above.
Grooosssss....... He made a face and continued on, making his way around another corner just as a fork stabbed down at him hitting him in the shoulder and dropping him to his knees.
"Gaaaaaahhhhhhhh OKAY WHAT THE HELL THIS IS NOT COOL!" He cried out, gritting his teeth in pain as the fork was pulled out, gripping his free hand to his shoulder before scrambling back to his feet and carrying on, hoping to find the exit before anything else could happen.
He came to an obstacle in his path, something that looked oddly like a large block of butter. There was really only one way to go, and that was across, or he risked getting stabbed at again. The zombie clambered up, managing a few steps before he sank up to his thighs in butter and face planted into it. It was a good thing he didn't need to breathe, but as much as he struggled to free himself, it seemed like all he could really do was get himself further entrenched in it's yellow mass.
There was only one thing to do in a situation like this. He was going to have to eat his way out.
He eventually found himself extracted from the butter, but at the price of having a belly that was distended and bloated from consumption. It was the most disgusting thing he'd ever had the non pleasure of eating, and he didn't think he'd ever be able to look at butter the same way again.
He now waddled along, careening left and right and barely able to stay on his feet. It was really no surprise when a knife now came stabbing down at him, skewering him directly through his upper thigh, pinning him to the ground. He hissed in pain again, his eyelids clamping shut. When the knife was removed he rolled to his side and remained huddled on the ground for a time, scared to move, and scared to stay in one place.
Okay, that was it, he needed to get out of here now.
As he stumbled along, weakened and throbbing with pain, he came across a dish that again, was completely blocking his path. With a deep and shaking breath, he reached up for the lip of the bowl and hauled himself up, hoping to gain a better vantage point from on high....before he promptly lost his balance and fell inside.
Whatever it was that filled the bowl, it burned. His clothes were beginning to disintegrate, his skin dissolving. He let out a howl of pain and sunk into the creamer, giving in and giving up.
HP: 0
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medigel rolled 5 20-sided dice:
6, 7, 3, 9, 5
Total: 30 (5-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:20 pm
Mort was displeased to lose his bro within seconds. Jack damn, it was like . . . like the awful Insanity fog all over again. Why did he always end up drifting away form people he had purposefully made a note to stick by? Ughhhh. He passed a piece of cake on the way but ignored it in favor of keeping a sharp eye out for danger. Well, as sharp as a tipsy person could get.
And danger meaning butter. Butter. Jack, this was an insult - though not as much of an insult as the faceplant he made second into the trudging. Ugh, did he really have to . . . ughhhhhhh. Mort opened his mouth as much as the stitches allowed (and then some) and began to nom a path through, hating every second of it. This was literally killing his buzz. And painful.
He snatched the cookie in passing just so he could get the taste out of his mouth. Oh Jaaaaaack . . .
Feeling bloated by the butter, Mort unsurprisingly wasn't able to dodge the sudden downpour of hot tea on his person. But being someone who liked cold showers, this unwelcome one made him yelp and cringe and generally gtfo into action as the liquid scalded him. The noise attracted someone, probably one of the gnomes who had managed to give chase, for forks rained down on him in an attempt to skewer him off the ground. Thor took the brunt of damage as Mort covered himself and shambled quickly to ******** this place. Ughhhhhhh. He was never going to eat sweets or butter ever again after this.
So when, at the end, Mort saw that he was being enticed by et another plate of cookies, he took one and smashed it under his sneaker in disgust. No you. For his spite, the cookie disintegrated into a foul miasma, and as Mort felt the peculiar sensation of being stretched he lost consciousness.
(( Exit! ))
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Dragain rolled 1 100-sided dice:
26
Total: 26 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:43 pm
[enter]
Running was too mainstream; Victoria floated away instead. As fast as she could.
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Dragain rolled 1 100-sided dice:
39
Total: 39 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:45 pm
Victoria floated even faster than before, hands over her head; she was really starting to dislike gnomes.
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Dragain rolled 1 100-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:46 pm
Victoria could hear the gnomes getting closer to her...
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Dragain rolled 1 100-sided dice:
54
Total: 54 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:47 pm
This really was a living nightmare; no matter how fast Victoria floated, she could still hear the gnomes behind her, trying to catch her or torture her or something... She didn't even do anything mean to one before!
Then, at long last, she lost them... As well as herself, in the maze.
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Dragain rolled 5 20-sided dice:
1, 18, 8, 4, 18
Total: 49 (5-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:49 pm
First, Victoria found herself squashed under a cup that she was hiding in to hide from the gnomes, and then a foxfire decided to use her as a chew toy, and then a gnome had snatched her up.
[10hp]
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Dragain rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:03 am
"Let me go!" Victoria struggled, whimpering a little as she phased through the gnome, and quickly made her escape.
[10hp]
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Dragain rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 13
Total: 31 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:05 am
Victoria decided that foxfires are icky; they kept trying to chew on her.
[0hp/exit]
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Meegane rolled 1 100-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:35 am
[[ENTER]]
Now she's 1/8 of her original size.
Gnomes, weird off-beat music. Arynek believed she broke into a party.
However, she was not happy to be their snacks. The shadow ghoul didn't hesitate but started to run away from the hungry gnomes and the Mad Hatter.
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Meegane rolled 1 100-sided dice:
26
Total: 26 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:39 am
"There she is!" A gnome yelled at others.
Arynek quickly hided behind a teapot, with this small size, she took advantage of it.
When the gnomes were quiet, she moved again.
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Meegane rolled 1 100-sided dice:
71
Total: 71 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:43 am
Candlejack! Another gnome spotted her!
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Meegane rolled 1 20-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:12 am
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Meegane rolled 5 20-sided dice:
5, 9, 9, 13, 7
Total: 43 (5-100)
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:19 am
Arynek stopped and took a deep breathe before she started to dash again. She was rather tired of all the running.
Besides the gnomes, she had to be careful with the giant items around......
OUCH! She was scraped by giant forks, it hurted one of her legs and slowed down her movement.
Then, there was a hot creamy waterfall, she managed to dodge it but the splash made a scald. The gnomes were reaching their hands to the poor shadow ghoul. So many dangers at once. Arynek kept running while evading all the perils.
GOOP!
She had to turn another direction, well, she'd better not knowing that the gnome's sailva, disgusting!
It was a bad idea to watch her back instead of what in front of her, she pumped into a yellow mountain with strange texture. From the taste of it, she knew it was edible. It seemed there was no choices, she could hear the gnome's yelling and she couldn't move and hardly breathe.
She started chewing the yellow substances, hoping to set her free at least. The taste of butter was not pleasant at all and it made her feel so full.
She couldn't continue with the quickly consumed air, she just fainted out.......
HP: negative
[[EXIT]]
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