ROUND THREE
If you…
SMLED AND WAVED…you’re dead. Why would you smile and wave at an axe murderer? Seriously, logic people! Now your smiling head is on the floor, three feet away from your body. Good going, buddy. YOU DIED.
SOILED YOUR PANTS….ugh! You smell awful! The axe murderer doesn’t even want to get near you! You better make a run for it now though!
RAN AHEAD...you survived an axe murderer! The axe murderer tried to chase after you, but tripped over a fallen corn and stabbed himself with his blade. Who the hell set up this maze anyways? Jigsaw?
RAN BACK TO THE EXIT…you were never heard from again. YOU…DIED? MAYBE?
You ran away from the axe murderer and are now safe, but find yourself in yet another fork in the road. You have a few options:
A] GO LEFT: To your left you see a shining bright light in the distance. What could that be? The exit?
B] GO STRAIGHT: Straight ahead you see a man convulsing on the ground, screaming and howling in pain at the full moon. Hey, now what could that be about? Investigate!
C] GO RIGHT: To the right is a really creepy looking scarecrow and…did that scarecrow just move?
D] USE A SMART PHONE: Screw this noise, you want to survive! You check your smart phone’s Google Maps for a satellite picture how to get out of here.
The following are now headless, which might be okay because they were brainless enough to be friendly to an axe murderer:
moonlit-raven
Sleet Tempest Snape
Orangeish Sherbert
The following are also dead:
litian
bunnyilove
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