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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:21 am
Bix grinned at Ceres and then as he passed her, she found the side of her shirt grabbed. Oh was she also being dragged up to the s**t guy? Yes. "Her too. She wants in." Don't fight it Ceres. Don't fight it. "We're uh.. a threesome." Hawt.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:22 am
Otto at first assumed Bix was just helping him up out of his natural 'nice guy' syndrome. Ya know, cause he's a pansy. This wasn't the case. The smaller hunter dragged and kicked his feet as Bix dragged him to the shitty smelling janitor, panic beginning to well up in his eyes. "You sunnuva b***h!" Otto bitched, trying to wriggle out of Bix's grasp. <>I'll have to take ten showers to get this stank out!His eyes glared over at Ceres. "Aw ********, MORE bad news.."
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:29 am
"Hey wh-!" She called out, squeaking rather girl-like as Bix grabbed her shirt and hauled her away. "HeyHEY" She cried out, she was so pondering leaving at that moment and apparently Bix there had some spidey-senses s**t going on, enough to know to drag her back. Awh s**t, and now he signed her up. Something that warranted a glare at him, but she did not say anything. She knew better, once signed up...even if by someone else, goodluck getting out of it. "Like your a fine one to talk, bleach head." She groaned. She was not sure if she wanted to be subjected to this rather...shitty adventure, with Otto being there.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:32 am
Tikaanis gave Ceres a wave but was interrupted by Bix also dragging her away. Oh hell no. Her protective nature kicked in. Tika waltzed up to the 'treesome' and put her arm around Ceres. "Actually no. This here is a party of four," She stuck her tongue out at Bix and Otto. Hey she was a teenager after all. If Ceres was going to be pulled in to this then so was she.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:20 pm
Taking out a couple of kleenex tissues from her pouch, she offered them to the guy wanting wet wipes. "tissue?" rolling it in her fingers and made a insert-into-nose gesture. Hazel shrugged and pulled out another pair of kleenex for herself to actually plug up her own nose. She then made her way closer to the group and stood by the other trainees. "You mean a party of five!" she awkwardly chimed in, having no idea of who these people are.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:34 pm
The offer of money was really pretty much too good an offer. He needed money, but the fact the message went out of it's way to sooth 'fears'? Suspicion ran deep. No, he had his small nest egg and that was all he needed. Strapping on his work boots he brought the hunter coat. No idea if he needed it or not, but, better to have it rather than get stopped and get bitched out.
Arriving at the area to the sight of coffee, some guy covered in s**t, the moon hunter focused instead, on the runic coffee. He picked up a mug and simply stared at the two techs. "You would probably have better luck on the trainee floor with their coffee machine." He shrugged swirling the drink in hand. "You also need cream and sugar."
He walked off to join the group of trainees, smiling at them before nodding to the man covered in god only knew what. "Bix, since when did you become the resident pimp?" Ceres, Tika, Hazel... and Otto. Very nice. Looking at the hunter he swirled his drink more.
"One, who is in charge of this little job offer? Two, who will be paying us? Three, payment upfront or after work is done? Four, you guys realize they just might foster this on you all anyway no pay needed right?"
The last question directed more to the group at large.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:16 pm
"Bleach head!?" Otto grouched at Ceres, "This is alllll natural, sweetheart!"
And then Tika.. and then Hazel. Two hunters he didn't really know. Well, so long as it didn't mean he had to split the money, a team effort might be best, right? Right..
And then Marcus strolled in, talking like he owned the place. It irked the teenager to a point he scoffed audibly at his words.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:27 pm
Ceres grinned at Tika, hooking a arm across the others back and placing her hand roughly on the opposite shoulder. "Hello Tika, nice to see you again! Do you know Bix and Blondie?" Yup Otto, you didn't get your name anymore. Just blondie. Turning her head around as the next voice chimed in, Ceres smiled welcomingly at the new comer. In the back of her mind though she thought 'wow thats quite some red hair she has!' "More the merrier, nice to meet you!" She was semi baiting for a name, but it would all come in due time. As Markus showed up though, Ceres felt herself visibly shrink and sigh. "Five, Markus, if you weren't willing to take the chance you wouldn't be here either, yes?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:42 pm
"Oh thank god." Terry dropped his broom bucket, shucked off his boots and gave the trainees a look that was something similar to relief and that saying 'sucks to be you'. "All right, mops and cleaning utensils are in the room inside. Someone must stay here and be at duty at all times, regulation rules, you know. When you are done, just stay tight or something." He gestured towards the room a little further down. As the trainees looked at said gestured room and then Terry again, all they would find was a figure retreating his sorry a** down the hallway dripping with poop.
The room was a decent sized enough room, four walls, enclosure similar if not identical to all the other minipet pens save for one small exception. They were utterly and entirely covered in poop. An assortment of mops and a really dirty bucket if water also lay nearby as well as a hose. Everything wasn't just dirty and poop covered: it was dirty and muddy and poop covered. OOC CLEANING THE MINIPET PEN AND REMOVING POOP - The poop is everywhere. It smells really really bad. Your trainee will have to stay for a full hour if they want the monies. IT COUNTS AS 5 IC MINUTES EVERY TIME YOU DO DAMAGE TO THE POOP THE POOP ROOM: POOP ROOM HP 200 - BEGINNER TRAINEES: If you choose to use a mop, you roll 1d8 to hack away at the mess and poop. If you choose to use your weapon, roll 2d8. This is the damage you do to the poop room/ removing the poop from the walls. MAKE SURE to immediately edit your post BEFORE YOUR RP the total damage you do to the poop walls and pen and floor. - INTERMEDIATE TRAINEES: Same as above but 1d10 for mop and 2d10 for weapon - FULL HUNTERS: same as above but 1s12/2d12 for weapon
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:57 pm
Seeing the s**t covered hunter made Deryk's face fall. W-what...
And then they were briefed on what they had to do exactly. The trainee's eyes widened at the thought of this, pretty damn horrified. How the hell was there so much poop!? Did minipets seriously poop that much?
The smell hit him pretty hard too, causing his stomach to churn.
He felt like he could throw up at any moment.
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:59 pm
Otto would argue that his name wasn't Blondie, but Otto himself rarely used names either.
It was then the hunter left them to the dirty deed. And what a dirty deed it was. The small hunter made his way inside only to nearly gag at the sight and smell of it. "Augh!" Otto gasped, grasping at the scarf in his pocket and typing it over his mouth and nose. The mops were so gross.. they'd get nothing clean at all! There had to be a better way to destroy minipet poop.
Drum set. Drum set.
Heeeeey Tenya~
<....what>>
Soooo...
<>
I reaaaaally~
<>
Otto summoned the weapon and started to crack away at the grime on the walls and floor.
<>
Room HP: 191/200
Time: 5 min
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:03 pm
"Heeeey listen.. dont hate cause you decided to waste your youth on stuff like marriage." Bix snerked at Marcus.
A new girl joined up, cute and red headed. OH DEAR. She reminded him a bit of Molly. "Hey new girl.. I'm Bix."
Of course the intros were short lived as the s**t covered room was revealed to them and Bix started to gag and heave upon entrance.
"uuuurrrkkk.. UURRRRKKKK.." Real attractive Bix.
He had to pause, pull his shirt over his nose, and take a look around. Otto was already cracking at the poop with his weapon. GENIUS.
"Good idea, Blondie.." Oh come on, the nickname was too good. He summoned his bow and fired arrows into the larger poop piles, watching them dissolves away with the pinions as they disappeared.
Room HP: 183/200
Bix's Time: 5 mins
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Lilwolfpard rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:09 pm
Oh this...was.......
"Lovely." The huntress said, doing the same thing otto just did and wrapping her scarf under her nose and mouth. The smell was horrible but not AS BAD after this.
She was so showing right after this, she could not believe she was even DOING this. She could just leave otto here..... They DID say there only needed to be one. But... Naw. Not that cruel.
Maybe.
The voice cranked into her mind, the second Ceres laid eyes on what otto was doing with his weapon. Thing was, Ceres actually knew better. She would never, EVER, hear the end of it. Ever. Tarkeru was a self apointed germ-o-phobe and made her clean his blade regularly enough as it was, and that was before the s**t storm. So that was a major, major no.
Even bix was now using his weapon. At least he could use arrows.
She still grabbed the Mop.
And apparently the s**t, literally, was caked on too much. "Hey boys, hit some of the s**t over here so i can actually, you know, mop?"
HP: 182/200
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 10-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:11 pm
Deryk did not want to use his weapons like the others were. His weapon had a very very close range. He didn't want to have to get THAT close just to clean up this mess. Groaning, the trainee grabbed onto a mop and halfheartedly began to swab away.
Tooley was very thankful that her hunter wasn't going to stick her in poop. Covered in blood? Fine and welcome! Covered in s**t? Do. Not. Want.
Room HP: 178
MInutes: 5
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:15 pm
"You got it.." Bix fired into a pile of s**t right by Ceres' feet. The arrows stuck and popped...... and s**t exploded all over the female huntress and Deryk. "Oh... uh.. s**t?" Bix backed away and hoped for no retaliation. Maybe's he'd switch to a mop.... Room HP: 176
Minutes: 10
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