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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:22 am
∑ DILLINGER ∑  Dillinger approached the water's edge, his vision trained on the clothes that were scattered on the ground before him. After a quick visual scan he deemed them to belong to the young Ne'er Do Well that he was currently attempting to detain. Logically, this meant that he must be nearby...
His head snapped up at the sound of an abrupt verbal emission, seemingly released from his fellow faculty member, who, if he could be surprised, he would be surprised to see was in the vicinity as well... well, in truth, he wouldn't be surprised. There had been an 80% chance (with a 10% margin of error) that the student was following his fellow faculty member, so in truth, it was almost expected for her to be there. It appeared that the student was once again eliciting a negative reaction from her, so once again, it was time to intervene.
"Command, action, issue verbal ultimatum, ultimatum follows: 11JPP2200AN398YB. CREATING NEGATIVE RESPONSE IN THOSE DEEMED FACULTY WITH NO PREVIOUS OR NOTICEABLE PROVOCATION IS IMPERMISSIBLE. DISCIPLINARY ACTION WILL OCCUR. Endultimatum, action, activate water pumps, water pumps at 75% maximum efficiency, time before casing flooding and short circuit approximated at forty five seconds, endcommand"
Dillinger was prepared to go in after the boy if necessary, despite the numerous paragraphs of red text that the large body of water made plough through his processing centers. He would have forty five seconds before his flood pumps were overwhelmed, and frankly, he gave himself a 45% chance of actually catching the boy before that happened. He didn't have to say that part out loud though, and it certainly couldn't be said that he didn't have a good poker face... ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:47 am
Peter.Whitney Pleasant patina pulls apart a holy copper shrine
Like gently creeping mossy claws, scarring all divine.
"I'm taking a bath," Peter said, giving Colleen a bland look. "You needn't look so horrified--I'm showing less skin than you and the parts I am showing are no where near as sensitive as the ones you're almost showing." Mmm. The water felt nice. And it was one of the few things he could touch with impunity, without worrying about destroying it. "Why bother hiding behind the rock anyway? Three seconds ago, you were prancing around for all to gawk at you and now you're suddenly bashful?"
"Please. No need to pretend to be modest. It's not like I'm going to go tell--"
He was cut off when the toaster found them and started blathering on again about...stuff. Peter didn't catch all of it. Honestly the very sound of that thing's voice made him instantly sleeping. But he did gather it wanted to arrest him or detain him somehow. Because, yeah, he'd never received that threat before. And it was definitely enough to strike fear down to his very core. Oh! He might be captured! By a toaster.
How utterly terrifying.
"Yeah...no," Peter said. "If you want to enact some sort of disciplinary action, you're welcome to try but don't blame me when your arms rust and fall off." But of course, it would blame him. They always blamed him. Even if he gave them fair warning, they blamed him.
It really was getting to be a tired, old story, wasn't it?All the things you think you value, including the gift of life
Will slowly, gently fall apart, 'til the world is right.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:00 am
  Suzanne knew where to go. So she dragged Severin all the way to the river. Upon reaching the spot, she released his sleeve and dashed for the river. With her inner tube in her arm and a mischievous grin, Suzanne was leaping into the waters and landed right on her inner tube. It flipped to the sky and Suzanne went splashing into the water.
Ah s**t. That didn't even feel nice. Her hand grappled for the inner tube that was no longer near her as it shot off in another direction. Suzanne flailed in the water when she realized that it wasn't that deep. She resurface and stood up and glanced after her inner tube. She went to go retrieve it had flown off at another direction and was heading right for... that robot thing!
Suzanne cried out in agony as she reached after her inner tube uselessly. "My precious...!" Suzanne shouted after her ring.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:04 am
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Lara Watson
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"Huh..?"Lara mumbled," Why is there screaming?"
Lara blinked a few times, before she got up still dazed. She had fallen asleep a while after those two people left, the guy with the book and the girl who tried to kick him in the water. Now there were more people to disrupt the peace, a pink-haired woman, a man swimming with her and... a robot? That was probably the last thing she expected to see by a river. But then again she had seen a lot of things she did not expect to, like that ghost girl. She decided to go somewhere else where more peaceful, preferably somewhere where she can eat.
She noticed some stepping stones further down the river. Still covering herself with the towel, she crossed the river to get her umbrella and be on her way. She neatly folded Monica's towel and set it down on a branch, then left the area. It was becoming a little too chaotic for her liking. Plus, she needed to reapply her sunscreen.
[exits]
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:04 am
COLLEEN XING "Life isn't finding yourself..
It's about creating yourself!"   ❖Colleen smirked.. Three seconds ago? Did he just see her stripped???! Her face grew warm... He's not also a jerk but a pervert too!..
"I-It's so happened that I just feel like it to swim here.. Just like you do.."
Crap! Why did she just left her dress far beyond her reach! Not to mention that the robot had followed them too.. What on earth is happening?!.. She dip more until the water reach her chin.. Somehow this would make a good temporary towel..
"Alright.. Don't tell me you're going to swim too?" She remarked with her brows inclined.. But then she saw someone dashed and jumped right the river almost next to her!.. it made a big splash..
What the---?!!!.. Soon as her eyes were able to see the culprit.. It was.. "S-Suzanne??!" Colleen blinked and not to mention she even bring her floater and it just flew towards the steam robot.. Alright.. Is this somekind of a ge together party?..
And not that far away she saw Severin.. Crap! Her face grew even warmer.. Why is he here too??!! Flailing mentally..
❖❖❖ "I've waited just to find you..
For I love you for a thousand years..." ((Edit: Lottie ninja'd me D8< ))
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:22 am
 Severin Novaire "Literature is complex and one really has to think to understand it."________________________Severin dejectedly walked after Suzanne as she ran ahead to go jump into the water. She disappeared for a bit and her inner tube went flying, but Suzanne didn't surface immediately. He almost panicked, because if she died, her brother would kill Severin since he was the one that went with her, but she surfaced and was wailing after her inner tube that was flying straight for a robot person. Severin briefly wondered why a robot would even want to go near the water.
There was little that Severin could do and little that he wanted to do, so he did what every good old bystander would do and that was just stand and watch. ________________________ "The beauty of it is that literature never hits me if I misunderstand. "
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:52 am
∑ DILLINGER ∑ Dillinger didn't register irritation, arrogance, or pride. Having his arms rust and fall off due to contact with said student was illogical and highly unlikely. Shorting out from the mass of water was far more likely. But despite the poor odds, he strode forward, preparing to do everything in his power to apprehend the youthful perpetrator.
However, he froze midstep before even reaching the water's edge. Too many different inputs... all at once. His fellow faculty member had directed a query at him, the vagrant ne'er do well was also speaking to him, his current action of attempting to detain said ne'er do well, and... a rubber inner tube also appeared to be flying at him. His processor had to prioritize his actions. The chances of the inner tube causing any sort of permanent damage to his casing... less than seven percent. Priority of dodging the innertube was set to the latest time. Answering his fellow faculty member was unnecessary, as she would see his intentions as soon as he entered the water. Main priority was still the apprehension of the student, to be carried out immediately.
Of course, by the time he had finished prioritizing the inner tube had already bounced harmlessly off of his box like head. Ignoring it, he strode into the water, pausing when it neared waist height, as he knew that as soon as the current carried any water over his waist he would have exactly forty five seconds to grab the student. To extend the time he had he strategically attempted to approach as close to the ne'er do well as he possibly could while keeping the water level fairly low. "Command, action, issue final warning. endwarning, endcommand" ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:22 am
Peter.Whitney Pleasant patina pulls apart a holy copper shrine
Like gently creeping mossy claws, scarring all divine.
"Oh no. My final warning. How terrifying--I believe I shall simply give it up and turn myself innow for I am shaking in pure terror at the utter horror of your threat," Peter said, moving away from Dillinger as he came into the water. The robot stopped when it was waist deep and Peter was hardly a mechanic but he did know a bit about machinery--like how it would rust and break in water. Well, and how it would rust and break when it touch him. But everything did that. Well, it didn't all rust, but eh...close enough. "What are you going to do when you 'apprehend' me--I'm half naked and trying to take a bath. Makes you just look like a pervert if you ask me. Anyone who drags a student off in a state of undress is definitely going to do something illegal to them."
"Perverted toaster."
Boy, this place was filling up fast. Another woman who had a giant flying donut made of...rubber? And a man who looked like almost as much of as a sissy as Peter.
What? He could be honest about his lack of physical strength. It wasn't as if he had the opportunity to work out his muscles since he couldn't touch anything. At any rate, none of them were making a move to call off the toaster and Peter was really hoping the thing didn't grab him.
Because then it would break. And then everyone would know about his ability and they'd kick him off the school grounds and he'd lose his one meal a day.
He was just lucky all the people who wanted to arrest him were dead by now. Well, other than toaster bot.All the things you think you value, including the gift of life
Will slowly, gently fall apart, 'til the world is right.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:03 am
She turned to Severin. "Severin! My inner tube!" Suzanne called out as she pointed to it. "I want it!"
Suzanne turned to the pink haired girl, not realizing it was Colleen since she didn't take the time to really memorize her features. Not to mention the Chea to Colleen transformation completely confused her so she didn't want to bother. So she was a bit confused to how the girl knew her name. "Right... anyways, what is going on?" Suzanne asked. "Why is it so important for that thing to catch that guy to the point that it cases a commotion?" If he played a prank or something, Suzanne would cheer for him because she supported pranksters. If he messed with books, then Suzanne would order Severin to make a whirlpool or something in the river. 
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:44 am
 Monica Linely
Whilst taking a blissful nap in the sun on the rocks, Monica was woken by the sudden noise. She looked up and wiped her eyes. "...What the" she mumbled and saw a pink haired lady being harassed? by a dark haired boy and some robot thing and a purple haired lady, and a man with white hair. This was all to crowed for Monica, the girl. Lara, had left Monica packed up her things and put on her shorts over her finally dry bikini bottoms. She put on her shoes, and headed off to somewhere else.
[exit to...]
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:07 am
Severin Novaire "Literature is complex and one really has to think to understand it."________________________Severin glared at Suzanne. Why was she so bossy? He was obviously not going to have any fun for the rest of today since he was busy babysitting Suzanne. She seemed to be interested in some kind of commotion, but he couldn't care any less. It was a robot trying to pick a fight it couldn't win. That boy could just hang out in the waters and Severin didn't recall seeing him ever around the school. Was that really a student?
He grabbed Suzanne's inner tube and placed it over her. "Suzanne, we're going." Severin said as he crossed his arms. "You wanted to swim right? We don't need to get involved with whatever is happening here. It's their problem and we're just going to get in the way."
"You wanted me to help you learn how to swim properly, right?"
((There's too many things going on at once. x_x Sorry if I completely ignore people. )) ________________________ "The beauty of it is that literature never hits me if I misunderstand. "
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:40 am
COLLEEN XING "Life isn't finding yourself..
It's about creating yourself!" ❖Colleen sighed and straighten up.. Since everyone is already distracted on the commotion behind the jerk and the robot.. Looking at Suzanne..
"The robot is trying to arrest him because of being impolite with me.. A disciplinary action maybe.."
Right.. Back to the student.. Uh.. No.. to the robot instead.. She swam towards it.. "Thank you.. You don't have to arrest him though.. I'll take it from here..." Smiling.. Then to the jerk.. "Alright.. What exactly do you want from me?.. Don't tell me the vehicle with pie just move around the rivers for you to follow?.. "
She crossed her arms on her chest.. Earlier he's at the living room just to piss her off.. Now he's here with her... Ugh! All she wanted is to unwind for pete's sake!..
While Suzanne and Severin were somewhat having their own conversation together.. She would just ignore them first and talk with the jerk..
❖❖❖ "I've waited just to find you..
For I love you for a thousand years..." ((Dx so sorry... I've been to distracted Dx late post!!))
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:01 pm
∑ DILLINGER ∑ It took Dillinger another moment to process Peter's reactions. Calling him a perverted toaster... The toaster bit was another attempt at an "insult" and, seeing as perverted had been grammatically tacked onto his description of toaster, he could only assume that it was also meant as an insult, its meaning being derived from the most commonly used form in modern day linguistics, usually having something to do with straying outside of what society considered to be the sexual norm. He did not quite understand how such a remark was supposed to "insult" him, as he had no reproductive organs, and no ability to be personally "attracted" to anyone, but what he did understand was that the ne'er do well was still resisting his authority. His directive did not allow this to stand, and as such, he prepared himself to dash towards the boy, his water pumps revving in anticipation-
The woman stopped him. His fellow faculty member. She gave a command that superseded his current course of action. Part of Dillinger's programming required him to take into account and act on all commands given by his fellow faculty members unless they were deemed harmful to the students. His fellow faculty member's words to him (which, after a few seconds, were interpreted as a form of soft command) requested that he cancel his current actions... at least momentarily. This was not particularly harming to any student in the area, so he obediently complied, straightening his torso and taking one half step back out of the water, to ensure there was a very small possibility of his casing flooding as his fellow faculty member proceeded to scold the student. He found this course of action to be illogical, as all forms of rebuke he had already laid on the boy were rejected, but seeing as his fellow faculty member was the one the ne'er do well had "insulted" in the first place, he deemed it permissible for her to take her course of action.
"Command, action, canceling acquisition command with end code 155578. endcode accepted. Endcommand"
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:39 pm
Peter.Whitney Pleasant patina pulls apart a holy copper shrine
Like gently creeping mossy claws, scarring all divine.
"I don't want anything from you, Cupcake," Peter said. "Don't flatter yourself. After all, you're the one that asked me on a date, not the other way around. I thought you might have some food on you but unless you're hiding it somewhere in that top of yours...."
He stared at her chest for a moment. Really, it didn't leave a lot to the imagination did it? "Well, that doesn't seem likely. So I thought I'd take a bath. You know, can't really take one inside." He frowned. "I tried it once. Rusted a hole in the bottom of the tub and started leaking water...not pretty."
He yawned again and ducked himself under the water again, straightening combing his hair back out of his face. He turned back to Colleen with a smug grin. "Well, if you two are so determined to watch, shall I wash myself all slow and sexy-like? Is that what you want?" All the things you think you value, including the gift of life
Will slowly, gently fall apart, 'til the world is right.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:43 pm
"Going where? To another part of the river?" Suzanne asked Severin. She smirked at him. "I'm too lazy to kick my legs. If you want me going anywhere, you'll have to come in here and push me. Unless you want to swim with all your clothes on and return to the apartments dripping from the river."
Besides, she just hated being bossed around. Making things hard on people was exactly how she liked things to be done. She peered at the man that was supposedly being mean to Colleen. What exactly did he say? Suzanne usually didn't take offense to anything unless they were nagging her or scolding her or bossing her around. She was amused. So very amused.
Although she doubted he could ever pull off sexy at all. He hardly had any horns and claws! The thought of horns dripping wet and shining beautifully in the sun just was about enough to make Suzanne blush. There just weren't any hot men here. They were all clowns! Suzanne had no one to flirt with at all. She wanted to run a finger slowly on a horn and savor the cool, hard surface on her fingers. Her favorite thing to do was scrape her finger against a pointy tip. The more fine, the better. If a p***k caused her finger to bleed, it definitely won Suzanne's heart.
If only Suzanne brought those horns that she usually kept safe in the library desk. She forgot whose horns they were, but at least she had those. She'll have to polish them hard when she returned from the trip. Lost in thought about horns, Suzanne lazily drifted in the water. Someday, she will throw a penny in a well and she will wish so hard to run across a man with absolutely magnificent horns as well as claws and sharp teeth and money.
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