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 Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:50 am
Shawn_Michaels_HBK "ALRIGHT THAT WAS UN CALLED FOR" "YOU ARE SO DEAD!" *Hits with mic twisted * *Ducks mic. Dink swings by like the birchill entrance and shoots hbk with a super soaker.* You made ze mistake, no?
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:53 am
*Superkicks dink out of mid air with steel-toed shoe*
"Get that midget away from me! pirate "
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:54 am
Shawn_Michaels_HBK *Superkicks dink out of mid air with steel-toed shoe* "Get that midget away from me! pirate " I think thats it for today, folks. Tune in next week when I get a less-violent guest. *Runs to his rc car and drives away.*
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:55 am
*Chases doink with the super soaker*
"Get Back here Ze Doink!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:57 am
Shawn_Michaels_HBK *Chases doink with the super soaker* "Get Back here Ze Doink!" *Dink chases HBK on a tek-deck (spelling?) rocket propelled skateboard.*
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:09 pm
_________________________________
---NEW Episode---
"Well, I'm glad to be back here at the Circus (of fun!). As most of you know, I recently stepped down as head of the WIF and boy do I feel great. This brings me to my guest this evening. He is not the WIF champion, but he came very close at Summerslam. He... is... NOVA!"
Doink pointed over to the side of the stage.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:14 pm
Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another Dimension
Don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
*"Intergalatic" by The Beastie Boys played. He appeared on stage with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. He made his way to the ring, ignoring the crowd, as he had a huge smile on his face.*
"Just keep smiling...Just keep smiling..." mad
*He slided into the ring and took a seat.*
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:19 pm
"Well, Nova, buddy, I'm glad you could make it."
How'd he get past the man eating giraffes?
"So, you now find yourself atop the greatest promotion since the turn of the... last year. What are your plans for the guild and what have you done with my son?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:20 pm
"I plan to viciously rule you all with an iron fist...Wait. You have a kid?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:22 pm
"Um... no. Who told you that? tch."
How'd he find out? I knew Dink's mother would blab. Now I have to go take care of that issue.
"Sounds interesting, this whole iron fist thing. I have a really important question. How did you lose to CHRIS SABIN? Did he stab you with his hair?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:24 pm
"IT WAS ALL FLUKE AND I PLAN TO MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL WITH MY ABUSIVE POWERS!"
*Coughs.*
"But seriously. You just said you had a kid. What's up with that?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:30 pm
"No I didn't."
Doink slowly reached under his chair to press a silent alarm.
"Now back to you being destroyed by Sabin. Do you think it was as funny as I do? What do you think, audience?"
*Silence*
"Oh, ticket sales are WAY down. Well, not my problem any more, right pal?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:32 pm
"I wasn't destroyed, because nothing even happened! ....I wasn't suppose to say that outloud, was I?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:34 pm
"There's no one here but you and I anyways. Um, oh, and as usual Hardcore Holly is waiting over there to jump into the promo unanounced again."
"Hi, bob! Glad you also got past the security giraffes."
"So back to your amazing one sided defeat at the hands of the extremely weak Chris Sabin. Since I almost beat you, and he killed you, shouldn't that make me #1 contender?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:35 pm
"Haha. You're funny. No."
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