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Toshihiko Two

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:57 pm


He took a break to respond to Marcus.

iStoleYurVamps
cake is in it
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:58 pm


Toshihiko Two
That was about as helpful as the texts I used to get of : )
What's in the ******** cake Harrison?


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:01 pm


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jk ******** cake is in it
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:04 pm




Everyone was bastards. Well. Except Jordan, he always got out of the collective b*****d labelling. But this time he hadn't fallen in with the foot fungus jokes. He'd had athlete's foot for a while and that s**t wasn't funny.

But yes. Collective ******** bastards. Wall to wall.

He crossed his arms. "See. Not even possible."

Candace was back on Harrison again and he wanted to see if anyone felt like spit roast b***h in addition to their cakes.

It was driving him crazy. He almost wanted to go and drape himself on Harrison's other shoulder. They could play a ******** tug of war if she wanted. He resisted with tremendous effort.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:05 pm


Toshihiko Two
For a second, I actually got hopeful but then remembered that if they were in the cake they were either dead, or anther hunter who I'd never want to see in that way.


Toshihiko Two
But seriously no minipets or mystery flavors?


Toshihiko Two
BTW-Alcohol isn't a mystery flavor, I'd be cool with booze cake.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:07 pm


"Uh... hi," Jerry gave Candace a weak smile before limping his way towards a chair. He seemed to have stumbled upon a party of some sort. Well, a party and sweets sounded alright by him! He wondered if he should send Sasha and Rin texts, but... well, he'd make sure the baked goods were safe before bringing some back to her.

"So uh... what is all of this, anyway?"

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Toshihiko Two

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:10 pm


iStoleYurVamps
b4 and ofie are having a bake off and made a bunch of cakes brownies pies get your a** down here


He repeated a more coherent version aloud for Jerry, minus the a** part.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:13 pm


Marcus arrived, arms cross, as skeptical as he'd been in his texts. He didn't trust Deus baked goods. He just didn't on premise. Not if it was supposed to be sweet. Looking at the one who called him over, Marcus sighed. "If I turn into a cat or some s**t, I am blaming you you know."


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:17 pm


As Harison had faltered with the 'badge preparation' Candace frowned and held him tighter, an affectionate squeeze for her best friend. She moved off him after that, smiling. "Don't turn it around we spent this long just waiting for what we HAVE." She paid Rep no mind, not picking up on his dislike for her playing around with her friend. Had he hugged Harrsion or leaned on him, however, she would have backed off.

Candace watched Jerry limp, a concerned frown on her lips. "You okay, darlin'?" She asked, walking over to where he had sat down.

At Marcus' 'greeting' Candace raised a brow. "turned into a cat?"
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:21 pm


"Julie's pastries," Jordan explained.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:33 pm


"Ah, yeah. Um. Better." Jerry smiled weakly up at Candace, drawing in a breath. He was glad to see she seemed to be well. At least until Marcus announced cars and cats. He had no question about the weird things possible on deus, especially after his short stint as a penguin.

He cleared his throat before glancing to Before and Ofie with a paled expression, "You guys haven't... er... been... experimenting, right? These are just... um." He almost said, 'You haven't been using Julie's ingredients, but stopped himself, his expression becoming a bit more somber. Despite the tragedy, there still was the question of what the woman had kept in her flour.

"... normal ingredients?"
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:44 pm


"If you get turned into a cat I'm carrying you around in my shirt." Cass replied to Marcus. She hadn't seen Marcat, but she'd heard about it. So she had an idea of it.

She wanted a cat, dammit. Or a dog. Definitely a dog, actually. Like Beau. Beau was the best dog ever. Happy dog. Just thinking about the Golden Lab seemed to perk her up just a bit.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:07 am


Before did not expect this many people to arrive. Before did not WANT this many people to arrive especially specific people. Teal eyes may or may not have darted towards a certain Misty then at a certain a*****e Sunny. He was beside Ofelia the instant the female Sunny went back to the sinks, helping her dry the dishes and bowls and utensils.

"I did not think he would bring more than two people, I swear," Before morosely whispered. "Though I think we should start soon to get rid of 'em," he then added quickly "And iun wanna hug some of them..." he whined QnQ There were also some of the stipulations that he himself did not agree with but Ofelia had already made them and it seemed like poor taste to renege on them. But. Seriously.

Hugs and kisses? From Harrison, sure, from Jordan, no problem. From Rep? No. No. No. Noooooo. God, Before just wanted a small gathering for the judging, something quick and silly and something to laugh about after they gorged of food. Now it's turned into a giant circus and Before wasn't up for being the clown this time around. He wanted to be the ******** ring master for once and fuuuuuuck this is all his fault for not being more specific. He turned back to Ofelia, "I'll make this up to you somehow," he murmured softly.

Eventually the plating and preparations were finished, which was when Before took his shoes off (socks still on, sorry Ofie). "Judging for this bake off between Sunshine Ofelia and Mist-taken Before, shall now begin!" he declared and presented three plates to Harrison to hand off. Half of each plate had a Blondie and the other half Butterscotch Brownies. "Judges' plates get both, the rest of you gets a sample after the judges," Before explained, uncharacteristically serious. "We're not saying who made what, so just go with whichever you liked best." Still SRS BZNZ.

Then Before quickly sent out text messages to his BFFs.


Toshihiko Two
Quote the judging characters' players plox

iloveyouDIE
Text to Bix
BROOOOO. KITCHEN. HAVING BAKE OFF. COME! NAO!

kuromeez
Text to Gale
BROOOOO. KITCHEN. HAVING BAKE OFF. COME! NAO!

naggeela
Text to Tori
STORY~ KITCHEN. HAVING BAKE OFF. COME! NAO!

Rown
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:09 am


Bix wasn't stupid. He came running whenever Before cried 'Baking!'. He was his number 1 taste tester!

Of course he hadn't expected everyone to be there, especially people that maybe he was't so keen on. The albino instead just nodded greetings through the crowd and gravitated towards Before.

"What am I tasting?" He looked.... HUNGRY.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:44 am


Ofelia was washing the dishes when everything kept going on behind her, her eye twitching several times, when finally she just chuckled as loudly as she could and turned to look at them all. "Jesus, Ah was jus' ********' wit'cha. Shoes dun have ta come off, it jus' is that whole 'women are best in the kitchen barefoot' sayin' from back home. Y'all are guests in here, 'course ya dun have ta follow rules." She chuckled again and shook her head, finally moving away to dry her hands before going over to the oven where the rest of the products were waiting.

Ofelia, for her part, pulled out an apple pie, a metal tin full of blondies, and what looked to be like two dozen blueberry muffins. Before hadn't wasted any time getting them divided so she didn't really waste any time stepping back and away from the group, her hands back into the sink. The dishes were done, she was so happy to have a large crowd her, but her nerves were already fraying at the end.

"Clover, dun worry 'bout anythin', kay?"

That was all she had to say afterward, just. . . standing there with hands in lukewarm water.

Toshihiko Two
Go ahead~ <3 sorry for delay ;;;

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