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 Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:03 pm
Turns out we're related! gonk
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:42 pm
So we could go on an epic misadventure and find love with each other again. <3
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:46 pm
She was secretly In love with NocturnalVeil the whole time wink
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:05 am
Her 5 cats kept picking on my Pembroke Welsh Corgi "Emmy Biscuit". Emmy needs ALL of the attention and some chicken jerky if you have some.
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:22 pm
((Kayatsu Keauta; don't you know it.
Our age difference was too vast, bordering on improper, and there was work considerations to be taken into account...
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:25 am
It turns out you were an arsonist. Eh, it happens.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:37 pm
Her affections for animals was so much higher than for me.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:51 pm
His ferret kept attacking me o.O
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 9:48 am
Turns out I wasn't as gay as I thought I was
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:46 pm
Bright colors are a turn-off, and slowly degraded my sanity.
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 11:27 pm
She kept shutting me down, so I had an affair to reclaim my sense of self worth. But then she found out about it, and the we had THE argument; you know, yelling, screaming, shouting, flying crockery. And then as we stared at each other across the room panting, disheveled, out of breath one of us, I can't remember who, says "don't you love me anymore?"
Neither of us said anything after that. We just picked up the pieces and filed the papers the next morning.
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Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:27 am
her hair was shedding worse than my cats!
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:25 pm
A severe allergy to cats. That, and the fact that too many of them disappeared when I was around...
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:13 pm
Because I had to marry myself to an Ethiopian man who needed to obtain Australian residency and flee his homeland
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 9:14 pm
because she spent too much time with her mistress... the Sea!
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