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 Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:26 am
 You have finally remembered what it was you were trying to say!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:00 pm
 You're recruited into a top secret government program involving BattleMechs
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:02 pm
 Your wife has left you for a tree!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:38 pm
 You just got your license but on your way driving home, you hit a pedestrian. Your reaction?
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:45 pm
the popular kids want you to come to their party. your reaction?
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:21 pm
 You have been accepted into a prestigious college with a full scholarship.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:27 pm
 That girl you've been crushing on just totally texted you!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:07 pm
you've just discovered that you are being forced to marry a man, regardless of who you are
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:18 pm
 >=[ You just put your shoes on and notice they are definitely soggier than you remembered and have a pungent odor radiating from them.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:57 am
 You typed chicken police on bing and you find a video of two chickens breaking up a rabbit fight.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:42 am
 He's in the music business, he's serving you food, he's accepting all new callers, he is calling you "DUDE!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:52 am
You forgot to study for your final which is tomorrow >o<.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:09 am
 There's going to be a new Dr. Who movie for the 50th anniversary!!! (There really is)
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:26 pm
![User Image]() After waking up the next day with a massive headache, you realize that you killed a family of four the day before.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:51 pm
 You have been kidnapped by a group of mimes.
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