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 Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:15 am
The headless horseman borrowed it. he said he'll return it once he's whacked off a few more heads.
dude, where're my internal organs?
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:56 am
They were eaten by a parasitic alien and are now being used to fertilize it's young.
Dude where's my bandage?
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:48 pm
Some guy took it to fix his boo boo.
Dude, where's my comb?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:56 am
it got stuck on some dude's afro when he bumped into you earlier while you were combing your hair
dude, where're my pistachio nuts? gonk
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:43 pm
Keyboard cat cracked them and ate them all.
Dude, where's my social skills?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:42 pm
Your inner autistic mind stole it all and hid it in a closet.
Dude, where's my bag?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:02 pm
The guy who lives a few doors down from you used it to pick up his dog's poo.
Dude, wheres my lama?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:10 pm
A traveling circus stole him and is now renting him out to a bunch of children who want a ride.
Dude, wheres my gun?
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:36 am
Up a pirate's a** cat_rofl
Dude, where's my mind?
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:01 pm
In a land far away where dirty thoughts linger > w >
Dude, where's my pencil?
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:57 pm
it acquired mental consciousness and is now trolling people on the street saying he's a pen.
dude, where's my pen tablet? gonk
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:58 pm
I stole it and placed it next to my own tablet which I never use.
Dude, where's my keyboard.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:12 pm
It got tired of you smashing your fingers on it so violently so it packed up, took it's family, and flew one way to the bahamas.
Dude, where's my nummy corpse?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:52 pm
Hidden, deep underground, where light will never shine.
Dude, where's my cane?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:01 pm
It was stolen by an old cranky lady who uses it to smack little children and puppies.
Dude, where's my pants?
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