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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:40 am
Freya fiddled with the controller as he explained it to her. "Okays. Simple enough." It was clear by the way her thumb was rotating around all four of the attack buttons in a circular motion, that she was definitely going to be a button masher.
"What abouts the ones on the top?" She had just managed to notice the buttons at the top of the controller, which her pointer fingers tried to push.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:08 pm
"Left blocks the attack, and right lets you jump," he explained with a smile as he got them from the start screen to the character selection screen.
"To pick a character just move your directional buttons to the one you want and then hit the the green button on the other side of the controller," Kettil said helpfully. He didn't take long to pick a character as he selected a rather undead monkly looking figure with claw-type weapons.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:18 am
Freya managed to get the hang of using the directional buttons fast enough, and she already knew who she was choosing so she moved over to the ghoul with the big thighs, and then chose her. "Okays. I am ready to kicks yehr a**." She stated, and then yawned a big, lion-like yawn. It was ridiculously late/early, after all.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:20 am
"Alright. We'll do this round then I'm tucking you into bed," He said cheerfully as he started the round of fights. Nothing was said she couldn't come back and play with him again, after all.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:22 am
"Whatchyeh talkings about! I don't needs teh goes teh bed. I'm still-" Another giant yawn escaped her. "-wide awake. Yehr just scared I'm goings teh win so hard yehr goings teh goes teh sleep crying!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:24 am
"Yeah huh. Alright Princess Yawnsalot." He retorted back at her as he started attacking her character in the game doing a couple of different special moves. "I don't cry. I laugh."
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:26 am
Freya had no idea what she was going. It was no surprise when she started button smashing to get anything to happen, and at one point she just kept crouching over. And over. And over. She just spammed the crouch button. It was ridiculous. She laughed when she started thinking her character was dancing, but then she was kicked in the face.
"OW! Hey, she was doings teh sexy dance moves, why yeh- OW!!" She screeched as if each kick was physically hurting her.
She was terrible at the game. So terrible.
Finally she just started pushing random things while Kettil took her HP down.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:30 am
"Sexy dance moves?" He laughed a bit at this and then he stopped laughing when she pushed a bunch of buttons and suddenly his character collapsed from KO.
"...Damn."
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:34 am
"Wait."
She looked from the screen, to her controller, and then back again.
".. Wait."
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:36 am
"...I don't even know what just happened." He said quietly as he stared at the screen for a moment. All he saw within the last few minutes was a giant flash of light and suddenly his character got his head popped off by monster thighs.
Kettil looked over at Freya then glanced at her thighs.
... .. .. FFFFFF.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:40 am
"I WANTS TEH TRY AGAIN!" Freya exclaimed, almost flipping her controller out of her hands as she threw her arms up. "I tolds yeh I was goings teh makes yeh cry! Yeh wants teh cry now, or after this next round?"
Her lips broke out into a giant grin - which only slightly faltered when she realized Kettil's eyes weren't at her eye level.
"Hey."
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:43 am
He was too busy staring down at her thighs as she spoke and almost lost her controller. Suddenly the 'Hey' broke through and he startled dropping his controller, "OH JACK PLEASE DON'T CRUSH MY HEAD."
...It seemed Kettil had convinced himself that thighs were dangerous weapons.
Kettil blushed a nice red, "...Oh...Er...H..Hey!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:46 am
Freya considered it..
But instead, she just burst into laughter. "I makes no promises. Put the next rounds on, come onnnnn!" She whined, reaching over to push him with the flat of her hand, right in his face.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:48 am
Kettil picked up his controller and started their next round, "Yeah, yeah. Sorry I just never seen her do that move before..."
Was that even possible? He resisted the urge to peek at Freya's thighs as he started pummeling her character with attacks.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:50 am
Once more, Freya found herself unaware of what she was supposed to do. She barely remembered what the buttons did, and had completely forgotten all about the buttons at the top. She found the X button made her character kick, and every time she did it, the ghoul went HA! HA! HA!
Soon, Freya was making the same sounds every time she pressed the button. "HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAA!" And she bent away from Kettil, got her leg out from underneath her, and smacked him in the side with her foot.
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