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Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing and eat a strawberry poptart that

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing and eat a strawberry poptart that exploded into confetti when touches pink

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing and eat a strawberry poptart that exploded into confetti when touches pink unicorns automatically dies and farts rainbows

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing and eat a strawberry poptart that exploded into confetti when touches pink unicorns automatically dies and farts rainbows from his mouth. His funeral was

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing and eat a strawberry poptart that exploded into confetti when touches pink unicorns automatically dies and farts rainbows from his mouth. His funeral was a sad affair filled with bananas

Long ago, there was a cat named Chicken. He closed the gate that led to Narnia. Then he took a lollipop and hit the Christmas tree that fell on the rabbit hole full of real mines which made him cry hard like a sad panda without any family who ate rotten tangerines and killed a troll. Suddenly, Mr. Chicken ran into a big ginormous kissing mouse that decided to hug Mr.Chicken instead of eating it, without any pants they sat together playing patty cake and make noises that sound like a wet fish. Chicken decided to eat the lizard and run off with a dog to the lake but accidentally lost the keys to to United Kingdom. The UK died A horrible painful Mass Effect explosion to the music of Narnia. The Kissing Mouse decided to stop kissing and eat a strawberry poptart that exploded into confetti when touches pink unicorns automatically dies and farts rainbows from his mouth. His funeral was a sad affair filled with bananas and coconut milk garnished bunt cakes.