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Cass was tiny and scale-y. Her body wasn't doing any eye-contact favors either with her small stature as it was.

"You're welcome. Hope they stay under control now~" she added encouragingly, stretching out after a moment. "I mean, that is a lot of tails to look after." She wouldn't even know how to handle a kitsune with more than that many tails if she met one. She didn't even speculate about it, however, just fussing with her short hair instead and pondering about all of this...

shortness.

"If they wrap up again, I'll try to give you a hand if you still need 'em..." she flexed her four-fingered hands again with a sort of befuddlement. It felt..so -strange- to suddenly lack something like a pinky... and that hadn't been something to tackle last time like the current change in plumbing. She wouldn't even worry about all that.

They wouldn't be there -that- long, right?

Wiping her face with the back of her arm, she sneezed when breathing into the feathers sticking out of them. Feathered arms..? Really now..Turning to follow Wilson's gaze as he looked over to Ryan, Kat near sputtered into laughter. "Okay--Now I don't feel so bad!" Being an undead female roadkill was something she was pleased not to be.

"Handguns, yep." Wiiiiilllllsooooonnnn--who? OH! The guy with the gasmask! It was pretty sad that she could only remember him by that. "Nice to officially meet you, Wilson."

((Deryk is a 5'11" tall male Orcus))



Deryk didn't know how to feel about the voice in his head fawning over his peers like this. It was.. definitely odd. But, he did look over at the fallen angel curiously. After looking at him for a bit, he walked on over with a grin.

"Well! Looks like you're really getting into your part! Nice! Though.. don't think you need to put up the act around us just yet. Don't think there's any of the beasties around right now."

"Awkward, mostly," Jordan said, glancing down at the significant tracts of land currently attached to his chest. "How do girls manage this all the time?" It seemed like the assets in question would tend to get in the way, and they were heavy.

He gave Otto a sympathetic half-smile - no wonder the guy was grumpy; first time in a golem and he'd gotten that one. Not that he was that much of an old hand at it himself, but he'd at least had some experience navigating in a body that felt weirdly off-balance and wrong.

"Woke up with the previous group," he nodded. "Feels like a while, anyway. Hard to believe it's only been a few months on the calendar."

Ryan held his breath when Wilson spoke, knowing that if he said anything at that point in time he'd regret it. Instead, he continued to hold his breath and counted to ten.

"Adorable? How the heck is this adorable...? I swear... my guts are gonna' spill all over the place if I'm not too careful..." He blanched at the memory of the last mission and eyed the gaping hole in his side in particular. "How the hell do they even function like this...?" He asked, before giving Wilson a proper look. "What are you? Some kind of deformed unicorn..?" He pointed to his own forehead indicating the gem.

:Oh! A carbuncle!: If anything, Locke seemed thrilled to see Wilson's golem.

He was about to ask him about it, when Kat added in her piece, causing him to grit his teeth together. Which he found were jagged, just like a wild animal.

Ugh... great...

Dakota woke....slowly. His eyes adjusted to his new body as he wobbly stood up. Looking around, he noticed that most of his fellow trainee's we're....much smaller then he was. And that the ground was a lot farther up then he remember.



What? He looked at Chama, still in her dagger form on his leg. He looked at his hands, a pale white and touched his face, cold as ice. Opening his mouth, he felt the sharp pang of fangs in his teeth.

Oh s**t.

Chama seemed to hum happily at his side. He looked over at Caelius before shrugging, taking a cloak around him and tying the clasp, it hindered his long a** hair as he pulled it out and looked at it all. Vampires really had hair to their a**? What is this?



"Yo! Ryan you around here somewhere?" He looked around for the other trainee, "Wilson? Minerva? Who is everyone?"

((Dakota is like dun dun dun Crusnik Vampire *A* ))

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"Help would be great," Davey breathed a sigh of relief. "The only Japanese names that are popping into my head are female."

Most of the asian guys he'd known were either Chinese or Vietnamese. Davey wasn't sure if the monsters would know the difference, but he didn't want to take a chance of being wrong and blow everything.

"If worse comes to worst, I could go by 'Yu'. That way, when people say 'hey, you', I can be all '...what!?' " Davey mimed being impatient, crossing his arms and looking mutinous. The tails and ears spoiled it, still all perked up and distracting.

Davey was willing to return the favour. He asked, "Do you know what sort of creature you are? Or what Nationality the myth is from? I can try and help with a name for you, too."



(( Off to the movies, afk for a few hours <3 ))