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 Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:22 pm
*Mankind hobbles in pulling his hair.*
HELLO VINCE!So we meet again my friend. You don't seem to be looking so good, then again, this coming from someone who's best friend is a sock. Isn't that right Mr. Socko? Say hi to Vince.
*Mankind pulled Mr. Socko out of his pants and started to pretend to talk like him.*
"Hi vince, its me, Mr. Socko. I think you need some cheering up!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:07 pm
"Arrr matey" I say brandishing me sword. "Ye give me a title shot matey!" *Cuts off Vince's tie with my sword and I hold it near Vince's neck.*
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:12 am
Don't you ever cut off my $1000 tie! That's coming out of your salary, pirate! pirate
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:46 am
Excuse me Vince...seeing as you seem to be the head bologna around the place...how about giving me a warm-up match with anyone on the roster?
*turns to Burchill, who's standing with sword pointed at Vince. He picks the tip, pointy part of the sword and slowly pushes it out to his right and away from Vince's neck*
And Paul...while we're at it, you still up to being my partner to go up against Cabana and Joe?
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:39 am
Chris K. Irvine Excuse me Vince...seeing as you seem to be the head bologna around the place...how about giving me a warm-up match with anyone on the roster? Ok, I'm game. You want a match? I'll give you a match... just not tonight! mrgreen No, no, you see, I think you can wait a week. Next week, it'll be Chris Jericho vs. Rodney Anoa'i...but it's not just going to be any match... it'll be a casket dark match! pirate
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:15 am
Mr. McMahon Chris K. Irvine Excuse me Vince...seeing as you seem to be the head bologna around the place...how about giving me a warm-up match with anyone on the roster? Ok, I'm game. You want a match? I'll give you a match... just not tonight! mrgreen No, no, you see, I think you can wait a week. Next week, it'll be Chris Jericho vs. Rodney Anoa'i...but it's not just going to be any match... it'll be a casket dark match! pirate I always thought caskets were dark to begin with? Doesn't matter...I'll take the former Sumo champion on...
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:25 am
*Tajiri walks into the room, bowing before he passes the doorway. He goes in front of vince's desk, and takes out a piece of paper, with words that he'd copied out of a japanese-english dictionary. He recites the piece of paper, slowly.*
Mister Mcmahon. You are great. I would like to have a match. Please.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:33 pm
Yoshihiro_Tajiri *Tajiri walks into the room, bowing before he passes the doorway. He goes in front of vince's desk, and takes out a piece of paper, with words that he'd copied out of a japanese-english dictionary. He recites the piece of paper, slowly.* Mister Mcmahon. You are great. I would like to have a match. Please. I will give you a match against Mankind. It'll be a hardcore ECW-style match. 3nodding
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:06 pm
Edge walks into the office. He looks straight at Vince McMahon.
"Excuse me erm...Mr McMahon. I would like to have my first match here, I won't care if its against someone like Chris Jericho, Carlito, I won't even care if you give me Doink the Clown! I would like to showcase my abilities as The Rated R Superstar!" Right by Edge is Paul Birchall who still has his sword in hand, Edge looks uneasily at him and inches away slowly. "..Nice...Pants.." He said.
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:47 pm
*Tajiri looks at vince, confused. He calls out into the hallway, and Sakoda walks in. He whispers what Vince said, in Japanese, into Tajiri's ear. Tajiri responds, and Sakoda recites it to Vince.*
Sakoda: Tajiri-san says that Mankind is already in a hardcore match against Kid Kash. He would rather have his first match against a fresh opponent, and would more than gladly take on Edge, in order to pay back the rudeness that he was shown by Mr. Copeland in the halls earlier today.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:57 am
Edge looks at Tajiri and looks shocked as he see's him and Sakoda together. "Oh dude, I know who you guys are...you're Kaientai!! Oh man you guys were so funny back in the day, I mean I loved how you guys alwyas talked like you were in a Godzilla Movie..INDEEED!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:34 am
*Tajiri looks over at edge, eyebrow raised.*
(In japanese) What did he just say?
Sakoda(In Japanese): Nothing important.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:57 am
Y2J Chris Jericho Excuse me Vince...seeing as you seem to be the head bologna around the place...how about giving me a warm-up match with anyone on the roster? *turns to Burchill, who's standing with sword pointed at Vince. He picks the tip, pointy part of the sword and slowly pushes it out to his right and away from Vince's neck* And Paul...while we're at it, you still up to being my partner to go up against Cabana and Joe? Ooo. Me is up for ye match.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:14 pm
Jericho looks around for a few seconds, a bit confused at all the people now inside the locker room. It's then when his eyes focus onto the ones belonging to the "Rated R Superstar" Edge. A fiery look in them...
"Alright...Vince, in the interest of fairness...how about we make it a Fatal Fourway. Burchill, Tajiri, Edge...and Y2J baby! How does THAT sound?"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:36 pm
Edge looks at Jericho. "Hmm...this dude here has a good idea!" He slams his fist down on the table....hard. "..Ow....Im In!!"
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