HUMPITY BUMPITY SAT ON A WALL,
HUMPITY BUMPITY HAD A BIG FALL,
ALL THE KINGS HORSES DIED IN A BUMP,
SO HUMPITY BUMPITY LOST HIS BIG RUMP!
HUMPITY BUMPITY COULD NO LONGER HUMP
ANY MORE HORSES WITHOUT HIS RUMP,
AND HUMPITY BUMPITY YELLED AND CURSED
UNTIL HIS VOCAL CHORDS DIED OF THIRST.
SO HUMPITY BUMPITY CRIED ON THE STREET,
AND HERE CAME A CAR AND TOOK OFF HIS FEET!
NOW HUMPITY BUMPITY WAS A LEGLESS FREAK,
AND NO LONGER COULD MISTER BUMPITY SPEAK,
FOR ALSO HIS VOICE WAS LOST IN THE PAST,
NO LONGER COULD MISTER BUMPITY LAST,
SO HUMPITY BUMPITY WENT UP THE STAIRS,
HOW HE DID SO WITHOUT LEGS NOBODY CARES,
BUMPING ON THE ROOF HUMPITY EXCLAIMED
"NO LONGER WILL MY EXISTENCE BE SO DISMAYED"
HE BUMPED OFF THE ROOF AND LANDED WITH A SPLAT
HIS EXISTENCE NOW ALL SQUASHED FLAT
AND TO THIS DAY WHEN PEOPLE HEAR
THE NAME "HUMPITY BUMPITY" WHISPERED IN THEIR EAR
THEY THINK OF THE EGG, THE POOR LITTLE EGG
THE ONE WITHOUT A SINGLE LEG
SPLATTERED ON THE GROUND, BAKING IN THE SUN
WITHOUT THE BUMP, HE SHALL NEVER BE DONE.
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