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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:27 pm


Cassandra Sandsmark
JackHorner
Why aren't there more bids for me?

This is bs.

Maybe you should do a meet the contestants thread for yourself they seemed to have worked pretty well with She-Hulk and Zinda. 3nodding


Oh I will. It'll be the most important thread of all. Gotta save the best for last you know.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:32 pm


Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Why aren't there more bids for me?

This is bs.

It's cause you're a mammal. You mammal stare


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

JackHorner


Hamato Raphael

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:39 pm


JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Why aren't there more bids for me?

This is bs.

It's cause you're a mammal. You mammal stare


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

Ninjas are sexy. Everyone knows that. Even reptilian ninjas.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:40 pm


Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Why aren't there more bids for me?

This is bs.

It's cause you're a mammal. You mammal stare


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

Ninjas are sexy. Everyone knows that. Even reptilian ninjas.


When was the last time you got laid?

JackHorner


Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:44 pm


Jack, if you want more sex appeal, I suggest turning to the dark side. Then I might actually want your sperm. wink

Because you know, all girls like their bad boys.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:46 pm


JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Why aren't there more bids for me?

This is bs.

It's cause you're a mammal. You mammal stare


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

Ninjas are sexy. Everyone knows that. Even reptilian ninjas.


When was the last time you got laid?

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.

Hamato Raphael


Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:48 pm


Hamato Raphael

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


It's called natural selection.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:49 pm


Selene Gallio
Jack, if you want more sex appeal, I suggest turning to the dark side. Then I might actually want your sperm. wink

Because you know, all girls like their bad boys.


How much does it pay? Are the girls hotter there?

JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:49 pm


Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Why aren't there more bids for me?

This is bs.

It's cause you're a mammal. You mammal stare


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

Ninjas are sexy. Everyone knows that. Even reptilian ninjas.


When was the last time you got laid?

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


Go find a chick turtle and dump toxic waste on her. Duh.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:51 pm


JackHorner
Selene Gallio
Jack, if you want more sex appeal, I suggest turning to the dark side. Then I might actually want your sperm. wink

Because you know, all girls like their bad boys.


How much does it pay? Are the girls hotter there?


What do you mean are the girls hotter? I mean, just look at me. wink

Maddie Pryor

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Hamato Raphael

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:51 pm


Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


It's called natural selection.

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:53 pm


JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

Ninjas are sexy. Everyone knows that. Even reptilian ninjas.


When was the last time you got laid?

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


Go find a chick turtle and dump toxic waste on her. Duh.

Gee, you're SUCH a likeable guy . . .

Hamato Raphael


Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:54 pm


Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


It's called natural selection.

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?


However, it does apply to the fact that you have more trouble sexually reproducing, or as Jack bluntly puts it -- "getting laid."
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:00 pm


Selene Gallio
JackHorner
Selene Gallio
Jack, if you want more sex appeal, I suggest turning to the dark side. Then I might actually want your sperm. wink

Because you know, all girls like their bad boys.


How much does it pay? Are the girls hotter there?


What do you mean are the girls hotter? I mean, just look at me. wink


Yeah, but do you suck the hotness out of all the others? So it's you and a bunch of nasty crones. I mean, all the rest of you could look like...Frau Totenkinder.

JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:01 pm


Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Hamato Raphael
JackHorner


Oh right, because all chicks dig a man who curls up in a shell.

Ninjas are sexy. Everyone knows that. Even reptilian ninjas.


When was the last time you got laid?

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


Go find a chick turtle and dump toxic waste on her. Duh.

Gee, you're SUCH a likeable guy . . .


I'm an "idea" man. I have good ideas. You'll thank me once she transmorgifies into something you can hump.
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