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ah man im always walkin my pen in class tryin to get up to a steady 18 bps

They use to have or still do have a shirt that says something like that.

You know you play paintball too much when you only talk to people at school who play paintball.

You know you play paintball too much paintball when if you remotely hear the word "Paintball" in class you look around to see who said it.

You know you play too much paintball when you see the inflatable holiday decorations for lawns and think bunkers.

I'm guilty of the 2nd and 3rd.

ok ive found the paintball hobo quiz and here it is

Do you save your old lenses, just in case you need them later?

Have you ever attended a tournament just to buy a case of paint at wholesale prices, and get your gun fixed for free at the trade show?

Have you ever said while playing paintball..... "I know I'm awsome!" around a bunch of people and then heard nothing but dead silence?....or a couple of chuckles?


Have you ever taped a cheap plastic watch to your loader and called it a "game timer"? iv seen it before

Have you ever used a peanut butter jar or ziplock bags instead of pods, to carry your extra paint in? very bad idea

Have you ever asked your local field owner why there is a charge for air fills, when air is free to breathe? only attempt if willing to die

Have you ever begged for paintball stickers?

Do you pickup paintballs from the ground to re-use them? very stupid the paint expands and will jam your gun

Do you shoot paintballs that are older than 5 months old? also stupid

Do you use money orders to pay for paintball equipment?

Do you own a JT poster of Bon Bon?

Do you borrow tools to work on your paintball gun?

Have you ever asked for manufacturer sponsorship, even though your team has never won a major event? ppl who do that get laughed at most the time

Have you ever made a fan for your goggles from Radio Shack parts? one of my friends did this cuz we said he chouldnt do it

Do you have all of your online orders shipped COD?

Have you ever bought someone's stock gun parts, to replace your stock gun parts? um whats the point

Do you show off your rental class guns to the rental players to impress them?

Have you ever called yourself a "Sniper"?

Have you ever said "I'll guard the flag"?

Have you ever blind fired ove a bunker and shot a referee? if you do this i will kill you (jk. kinda)

Have you ever used a sock as a barrel plug? my refness is flareing up here i am curntly thinking of how bad id scream at anyone who awnsers yes to this question

Have you ever filled your nitro tank with co2 because it's cheaper? extreemly stupid and dangourse

Do you own only one barrel for your paintball gun? how does this make you a hobo

Have you ever used a hack saw on your paintball gun for ANY reason? the only reson to ever use a hack saw is to shorten screws so that they dont stick out of the gun if u have used a hacksaw for any other reson your an idiot

Have you ever called yourself out because the other team had more
people? if so your a wimp (no offence just stateing the obvius)

Have you ever hidden on the field so that you can "conserve paint"? yes and at times it can be quit stratigical

Do you think paintball grenades are sweet?

Do you buy your paintball equipment from WalMart?

Do you know if your CO2 tank is full because it "feels heavier"? actully its better to tell by the amount of shift when tilted due to the liquid componants of co2

Do you need to shake your gun to sustain your rate of fire? at times yes

Have you ever said or thought, "Why buy anti-fog or thermal lenses,
when spit is free?"

Have you ever used duct tape to fix your gun? iv seen it

Have you ever used your finger or a stick as a barrel plug? once agin i just want to meet the ppl who awnser yes to this.



How to Score your answers:
If you answer yes to one question, you have hobo tendencies.
If you answered yes to more than 3, get out the cardboard box and polish your panhandling skillz.


I took this quiz myself and my score is 24

you know you play to much paintball when you play evert weekend wink