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Deffinatly the Squirell in Suikoden II which is supposedly in that gap underneath that forrest village.

I've heard some people can get him in like half an hour, but I spent about 5 hours and I just couldnt do it.

It took me FOREVAR to find Crowley in Suikoden I. It was partially my horrible, horrible sense of direction which caused me to go the exact OPPOSITE direction that I was supposed to go, and the fact that I couldn't find the secret passageway. SO ANNOYING. GRAAAH.

Some thing for Window and his stupid Window Crystal. Just join my army, you jerk. I swear, if it wasn't because you helped bring back Gremio, you wouldn't be in my Castle.

The Heros are ABSOLUTE MONSTERS when it comes to recruiting! It took my FIVE HOURS just to get Tir to join the Communist Army! WTF! Riou too! I swear that boy must be going through some teenage rebellion or whatnot, but he just stuck up his nose and pissed on the stone tablet like it was some kind of toilet! I FINALLY got him to join up after I killed Neclord and all.

And Thomas. WTF WAS THAT? I swear, if you pull any more of that "but I don't fulfill the Tenkai Quota!" s**t, I swear to God I will get my homies on your a**. And Lazlo... quit staring at me like your constipated and join MY ARMY YOU SONUFABITCH!

And don't even TALK to me about Faroush...

i couldnt get leon and window in suki 1. like wtf mate i did everything i was supposed to do to get them but they wouldnt join!

Fine.

I wasn't gonna say it, but I have no other choice. (Oh and tiny spoilers)

Everything was all fine and dandy with the recruiting up until the Lelcar incident. Mohsen was a bit of an a*****e, and it was the first time I got bored recruiting Jeane.

But after a moment, I realized Faroush hadn't joined up yet. Even Lyon had joined, and you THINK Faroush would come with her, sort of like Barbie and Ken. But anyway, Lyon got talking to him and was all: "Hay Prince I rly think you should join up with da Communist Army, Ya'mean?" But no, the Prince didn't have time to join MY army because he was busy on MySpace. I was all: "WTF!? You little c-waffle, join my army or I'ma gonna break the 'head' off your 'castle,' if you catch my drift." Of course I couldn't convince him, because I just can't be bothered when it comes to MySpace.

So after a few long, tedious hours of gameplay I got to Gordius.

Thanks Rahal.



You scared him away!

So I had to put another 5 more hours of recruting the little white-haired mofo.

So the night of the final battle (the real one), Georg was all: "Hey Prince, I think it's high time you signed up on the stone tablet... It's just missing your name. I know Sialeeds didn't sign it, but that's okay because now I can look at it and not barf all over Zweigs' boots. But anyway, what I'm trying to say is... We need your name on there. It won't be long before the credits... and I want to see you flying by like a retard over some Japanese guys' name. So... don't just do it for me, but everyone okay?"

And Faroush was all: "Sorrie doode. I said no."

And then Georg was all: "Look man, if you do it, there will be boobs. Lots of them."

There was a long pause. Finally Faroush spoke up: "It's a deal."



And that's how I got Faroush to join the Communist Army.

Now that I think about it... Sarah (S1) is a b***h. She's all: "Get me some soap, slave!" And then Tir's like: "K, but just this once 'cause I wanna have ramapant gay buttsecks with Gremio see Gremio again."

And so Tir goes runnin' around town and when he finally gets the yardstick (WTF) and whatnot, Sarah already has her soap (so I assume). So, even though she sees this totally hot man-stud doing her job for her, working his a** off with total strangers to recruit a worthless characters, she doesn't call him over and say: "It's okay man, you can stop. I have my soap, so I'll go join your army and clean your whitie-tighties."

I wish I had the option of throwing the soap at her head, like I did with Adlai.

I will beat Gordon (from Suikoden II--the merchant) with his own goods!