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Major Devastation could not mask his shock when Wayne started trying to stand up even with the sleeper hold locked in. He then saw Wayne once again lay hands on the referee, and just as the official was spun around, he felt a wave of pain from his testicles surge through his body.

The Marine released his chokehold and fell to his knees as he instinctively positioned his hands to shield his groin.

((Gladly...I've been itching to use that for a while now!))

The Devil Dog's traumatized 'nads continued to sent wave after wave of agony through his body, but his building anger helped override the pain as the perfect opportunity to exact some retribution presented itself when the Insane One charged at him. The Marine would try to shoot in and grab his running opponent around the waist and attempt to deliver a thunderous Double A Spinebuster!

If it connected, Major Devastation would back up and wait for Wayne to get up before gritting his teeth and trying to spear him out of his boots (and the ring) before his adrenaline rush wore off.

((The "spear him out of his boots" part was supposed to be a figure of speech...but since Wayne's not exactly all there, him not having his boot properly tightened wouldn't be too much of a stretch! This is pro wrestling, after all! rofl ))

What just went down in the ring could only be summed up with the immortal words of Mr. Ron Simmons: "DAMN!" The crowd fell briefly into stunned silence after Major Devastation literally speared the Insane One out of one of his boots before erupting into chants of "HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t!" An instant replay of the huge spinebuster that was a page straight out of "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson's playbook, and the massive spear that followed and sent Crazy Wayne flying out of the ring was shown for the fans watching at home.

The Marine, looking to keep his momentum going, would roll out of the ring and make his way over to the spot by the barricade where his opponent lay and would look to guide the madman back to his feet as the referee began his ring-out count. If he could get Wayne back to a vertical base, Major Devastation would attempt to drag his opponent over to the steel ring steps in order to try repeatedly slamming the whacko's head into them.

4...
After slamming Crazy Wayne face first into the steel ring steps several times, Major Devastation's adrenaline rush bottomed out, leaving the big Texan winded and very, very sore below the belt.

5...
He would go for one more slam before backing off and leaning against the ring apron to try to rest a bit and recover some of his composure.

Oof...just before Major Devastation could get in that one last slam, he ended up catching an elbow in the ribs. The Marine would soon find himself in a similar predicament, as his own head was racing toward the steel ring steps. He would try to throw out his arms in an effort to brace himself against the impact...after all, his poor skull was still throbbing (although to a lesser extent) from nearly being crushed earlier and he certainly didn't need yet another headache!

The Master of Disaster thought he had managed to avoid having skull meet steel, but found out otherwise when he was clubbed in the back of the head by a forearm shot, and the momentum imparted on his head by the blow drove his forehead into the steps as the bell began to sound. The Marine fell flat on his a** clutching his head.

"The referee has declared this contest a DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!"

((Flip out on the ref again and playtime can really get started!))

The big Texan slowly got to his feet, shaking his head in an effort to try to clear out the cobwebs. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Wayne pummeling the official! When he saw that, the Marine went from seeing double to seeing red...the ref was a noncombatant! For all he knew, the guy had a family and if he got hurt, he couldn't work...and if you don't work, you don't get paid! One thing he had always been told as a kid was that you never mess with a man's livelihood.

Major Devastation looked around, and lo and behold, he soon found the same steel chair that had been used against him earlier in the evening. He would pick up the weapon, and slide back into the ring before trying to nail the lunatic in the back with it!

And now that he had Wayne's attention, Major Devastation would wait for the nutcase to get up before trying to ram the edge of the chair into his midsection as the medics try to get the ref out of harm's way.