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 Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:38 am
It was perfectly available to all. The newspaper found a copy, didn't they? Perhaps you all just lack the mental capacity to appreciate a 2,000 page election dossier.
At any point, it is now moot as the election is finished. Through careful deliberation, I have decided to name Saturn Girl as my secondary. Her experience will prove invaluable as the Legion rises up against the over-18 oppression and takes over this guild to steer it into a new future away from stagnation and complacency.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:42 am
I'm struggling to understand how or why someone who had a three-word slogan, needed a 2,000 page election dossier.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:44 am
A 3-word slogan that was taken from another member at that... Thank you Brainy. I will try to do good by your decision.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:52 am
Querl Dox It was perfectly available to all. The newspaper found a copy, didn't they? Perhaps you all just lack the mental capacity to appreciate a 2,000 page election dossier.
At any point, it is now moot as the election is finished. Through careful deliberation, I have decided to name Saturn Girl as my secondary. Her experience will prove invaluable as the Legion rises up against the over-18 oppression and takes over this guild to steer it into a new future away from stagnation and complacency.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:55 am
Laurel Gand I'm struggling to understand how or why someone who had a three-word slogan, needed a 2,000 page election dossier.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:59 am
It's like the ToS, no one actually reads them before agreeing.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:21 pm
Laurel Gand It's like the ToS, no one actually reads them before agreeing.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:19 pm
Richard Rider The Mystery of the Super-MonkeyIt started with a daring theft from the Fortress of Solitude of Superman's pet monkey, Beppo. Harley Quinn, former executive assistant of the Joker, managed this feat, and departed with Beppo to her bakery in Gotham, New Jersey. Mon-El came close behind her, and examined the premises, finding no trace of the Kryptonian simian. Months later, Superman found Beppo outside the Fortress, alone and unharmed. He did a full physical check-up, and Beppo seemed to be no worse for wear. However, things have taken a strange turn, as Beppo has been seen with Harley Quinn again, and in the Fortress. What's really going on? Are there two Beppos? Is one a clone? Is one of them not what they appear to be? We at the Potato will get to the bottom of this intrigue.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:23 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:44 am
*Cracks knuckles and limbers up.*
Well, Shadow has gone from amusing annoyance the pissing me of. Not a good move.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:36 pm
The Potato
We'll keep printing it until you like it
Richard Rider, Publisher
Bernard Dillon, Editor-In-Chief
Roger Cooper, Staff Writer
Reader Mail!
Dear The Potato,
Depsite the fact I think you guys are fairies since you hang out with a C-grade super-hero, I have chosen to ask you a question. Why does everyone hate me? I'm as smart as Spider, I just don't have some of those witty replies to make me look good. What can I do to win people over?
AnimeDude360
Three things:
1) Your insult is meaningless. Roger, Rich and I are all straight.
2) Gays are just as manly as you. Most of them more so.
3) If you genuinely want to stop being an ignorant sack of crap, stop using your mouth to wash your toes with. Read, watch, and learn about the things you want to discuss, and try to not comment on things you're not sure about. State your opinion, and recognize it as such. -Bernie
Dear Potato,
Why doesn't Kitty like me? I gave her flowers and everything. Please help!
Shadow32X
Shadow, you are a boor, plain and simple. You're at the same level as Le Corbeau and TheMadTitan. Actually, you're worse than them, as you try to be funny when you're not. Besides, Ayers is a good kisser from what we've heard, so you've got no chance. You should think about hooking up with NekoTalim. She might not think you're pathetic. -Caps
Cyclops gets Frost-y Reception from Girlfriend
Mr. Scott Summers' entrance into Kapow! makes him the fourth of the original X-Men to be a part of the premier Gaian super-hero guild. However, his lover Emma Frost has had a less than enthusiactic response.
"Why did he come here? I come here to be away from him and the majority of the X-Men so I don't have to deal with the whole 'Emma the homewrecker' gossip. Scott constantly needs to know I love him, what I'm thinking, and where our relationship has progressed in the last day. It's insane! Now I'll have to deal with it all the time." Cyclops had this to say: "Why is everybody all up in my grill for? Can't a brother hang out with his woman around here? I don't know why Em turned into such a pigeon-head, but I'm gonna put her in check real quick."
Cat-Fight! Pryde Vs. Danvers for Cosplay Days
As Cosplay Days grow near, many Kapow!ians have grown anxious. Some might say too anxious after witnessing the battle between Shadowcat and Supergirl. Although KittyPryde is in charge of the competion, Linda Lee Danvers questioned her worthiness during a trip to the Durem Depot. Pryde began deriding some of Danvers' fashion choices, which began an argument that escalated into a full-blown fight when Danvers smacked Pryde across the store. The two wrecked the store as Danvers kept trying to smash or burn Pryde while Pryde used her advanced ninjustu skills and phasing abilities to sneak up on Danvers and hit her vital nerve clusters. Pryde learned that Danvers also knows martial arts, and then things got ugly. Richard Rider, who was there with Danvers trying to get his girlfriend into skimpy outfits, got a kiddie pool full of AstroGlide for them to fight in, but was assaulted by both women, which ended the fight. Rider claims to have regained some feeling in his left buttock.
Mr. and Mrs. Flash, Part Two
Amidst the chaos of the 2006 Gaian Ball, Wally_West and Linda Park West found time to renew their vows, defying what some are beginning to call the Angst Wave, a phenomenon that is sweeping through both Marvel and DC's universes. Attendees said that the ceremony was beautiful. Zeek Jestr and his creaure band played the wedding and reception. What came after was anything but beautiful. Interlopers and bizarre reality shifts dogged the members of Kapow! who tried to attend the ball.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:42 pm
Great issue, Rich. 3nodding
*pays off Rider for "good kisser" comment.* ninja
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:36 pm
Maybe I was immune to those reality shifts somehow.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:54 pm
*writes a letter to the editor*
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:01 am
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