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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:47 pm
Dear Felix,
Someone's focused on size, are we over-compensating for something?
Roland
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:40 pm
Dear Rolad,
Size is everything... And that should worry every man.
- Daylia
Ps: I need quarters.
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)(Over.Dose.On.Cyanide)( Crew
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:46 pm
Dear Neanderthal Man,
Oh I'm sorry was I talking to you? Don't worry won't happen again. Though to answer your question, no I am not over compensating for anything. K thanks bye.
Sincerely, Felix
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 8:14 pm
Dear Spawn-knockoff (Roland) and Speedy Gonzalez (Felix),
All men overcompensate 100% of the time. Mutant men just think they have more to prove than peasants(a.k.a. humans) do.
Your loving pal,
Orchid
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:46 pm
Dear Friends
Size doesn't matter...*snickers*..
Your Playboy
D.Otengam
p.s i think the girls want us to drop trou
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:03 pm
Dear Felix,
You should know by now I don't like when my food talks back. The fact that you keep talking about eating me begs the question: Should I nickname you Hannibal or Carpet Muncher?
Xoxo-Ciss
PS: Size does matter. Sorry love. There's a reason we all love Aren.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:24 pm
To whom this may concern,
Size matters, length doesn't. A ten inch d**k won't do anything three centimeters wide.
Sincerely,
Michael.
P.S. Orchid, do you have a feline mutation too? Or do you just look like a f*cked up lion with down syndrome?
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:38 pm
Dear New guy,
Girth helps, but if you have an inch and a half around and have no length, that aint gonna do s**t ether.
- Daylia
Dear Dimitri,
Please don't.
- Daylia.
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)(Over.Dose.On.Cyanide)( Crew
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:42 pm
Dear Daylia,
I am reminded of a soup can.
Xoxo-Cissy
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:43 pm
Dear Daylia,
I am reminded of a soup can.
Xoxo-Cissy
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:48 pm
Dear Daylia,
Yes, males only need to hit a four inch minimum to hit the feel goods of a she-devil's vag.
From,
Michael.
Dear "Playboy."
If you are a playboy, why would you be concerned about your partner getting off? Playboys don't care if their horizontal macarena mates don't have orgasms. Gentlemen do.
From,
Michael
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 1:54 am
Michael,
Does Sloth from the Goonies know you stole his look or do you pay royalties?
Your loving pal,
Orchid
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)(Over.Dose.On.Cyanide)( Crew
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:31 am
Dear Cissa, More like a vienna sausage can...  - Daylia Dear New Guy Meh. I know what I like so I'll just leave it at that. - Daylia
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:37 am
Dear Orchid,
Your comparison was pulled from thin air. Mine has validity.
From,
Michael
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:03 am
Michael,
Look in the mirror and you'd see how valid my comparison really was.
Your loving pal,
Orchid
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